IRC (now w/ weddings)

[ChaosK]

*minibump*

<Mut> Iridani, pretty bad
<Mut> still waiting for nudies
<Mut> =(
<Iridani> no nudies for you sorry
<Iridani> :P
* Iridani continues packing clothes
<Chaos> Iridani what about the identification picture?
<Chaos> the one with a sign, with a leash around DF
<Chaos> you said you wouldn't strip though
<Iridani> :P is this close enough? Http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...w/IMG_0270.jpg
<Chaos> yeah Iridani
<Chaos> but who's the chick with you?
<Mut> DF ha a massive boner in that pic
<Iridani> >.>
<Chaos> lol
<Iridani> lmao that's his pants
<Iridani> seriously is Xd
<Chaos> Mut's right...no matter how you look at it DF has a boner
<Iridani> :P and you are staring at his crotch why?>
<DS> exactly
<DS> fags
<Iridani> >.>; yeah.. back off. <.<;
<Chaos> cause it's conveniently close to your face?
<Iridani> riiiiight

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<Mut> Iridani
<Mut> are you sexually active
<Mut> (with DF)
<Chaos> with df
<Chaos> oh nvm
<Iridani> no i'm not. o.O;
<Iridani> known him 3 weeks XD jeez
<Mut> WTF
<Mut> WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HIS CROTCH
<Mut> JESUS CHRIST
<Mut> I'm telling DF's mom

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<Mut> ugh
<Mut> my balls are stinky
<Mut> i need to shower
<Iridani> how nice for you
<Mut> you know likie
<Mut> after sex
<Mut> after all that
<Mut> vagina juice
<Mut> has dripped down
* Iridani shrugs

[Carnage]

<Whitebeard> guys we have a crisis on our hands
<Yale> ?
<Whitebeard> Spade has never played CS
<L> crysis!
<Yale> LOL
<L> omg
<Spiegel> =O
<Whitebeard> he doesn't even know what an AWP is
<Spiegel> OH GOD
<Whitebeard> we have to kick the shit out of him when he comes
<L> crysis
<Yale> I used to have an account
<L> crysis
<Spiegel> No no no no no no no
<L> crysis
<Spiegel> no no it isnt possible
<Spiegel> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Whitebeard> I know its hard to understand...
<Whitebeard> just...bare the pain
<Whitebeard> bare the pain....*oh god*

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We're waiting for you.

[Deadfire]

[20:15] <Assassin> anyone have a regrsitration key for Avast home edition 4.7
[20:15] <Assassin> or can get me one
[20:15] <L> rofl
[20:15] <L> get one online?
[20:15] <L> avast is fucking free
[20:15] <L> rodfl
[20:15] <Spiegel> Avast is free....
[20:15] <Y> lol
[20:15] <Spiegel> Holy shit
[20:15] <Spiegel> lol
[20:15] <Y> DOES ANYONE HAVE A CRACK FOR WINRAR
[20:15] <L> hah
[20:15] <Yukimura> yes, but it's at the office
[20:16] <Y> i need a keygen for notepad.exe please
[20:16] <Assassin> then why is it tell me my trail period is about to expire >.>
[20:16] <L> register the damn thing ass
[20:16] <L> online
[20:16] <L> you get a key
[20:16] <Assassin> >.>
[20:17] <^> SHIT I NEED TO REGISTER INTERNET EXPLORER SOMEONE GIVE ME A SERIAL
[20:17] <L> MINE EXPIRED ALREADY
[20:17] <L> FUCK
[20:17] <Spiegel> LAWL
[20:17] <Assassin>
[20:18] <Spiegel> SHIT SHIT SHIT I NEED TO REGISTER LINUX SOMEONE GIVE ME THE CODEZ
[20:18] * Assassin ragequits

[Assertn]

Whitebeard: I discovered Vore
Whitebeard: oh man

[ChaosK]

<Yale> god I need a gf.. Im gonna go reply to that 30 yearold BBW dom girl thread and be like why Im so undeserving to be her slave xD
<Chaos> so it is iri!
<Chaos> Yale...
<DF|IRI> we have a post like that?
<Chaos> you've been raping guys all night
<Chaos> and now you want a girl friend?
<Yale> Girl friends are softer
<Chaos> so
<Assertn> lols
* Chaos gropes Iri
<Yale> and better to cuddle with
<DF|IRI> he's just lonely thats all
<Yale> ;o;
<Assertn> the great thing about that post, Yale
<Yale> yeah
* DF|IRI beats Yale
* Chaos evades
<Yale> ronery
<Chaos> lol
<DF|IRI> no touchy
<Chaos> you beat yale?
<DF|IRI> yes
<DF|IRI> because i can
<Yale> ;o;
<Assertn> was it only took me about 2 minutes of random searching to stumble upon it
<Chaos> rofl
<DF|IRI> and it will make him beat you
<DF|IRI> my master plan
* Yale whimpers

[Zinobi]

<Whitebeard> guys we have a crisis on our hands
<Yale> ?
<Whitebeard> Spade has never played CS
<L> crysis!
<Yale> LOL
<L> omg
<Spiegel> =O
<Whitebeard> he doesn't even know what an AWP is
<Spiegel> OH GOD
<Whitebeard> we have to kick the shit out of him when he comes
<L> crysis
<Yale> I used to have an account
<L> crysis
<Spiegel> No no no no no no no
<L> crysis
<Spiegel> no no it isnt possible
<Spiegel> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Whitebeard> I know its hard to understand...
<Whitebeard> just...bare the pain
<Whitebeard> bare the pain....*oh god*

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We're waiting for you.

Average Wholesale Price?

[Carnage]

<Deadfire> CG is overated, much like Fate/stay night was

Stand back in awe!

I meant at the second part of the quote if you're too dumb to realize. Yes, Im looking at you Lucifus.

[Carnage]

[10:57] <Y> I helped my parents do a garage sale and we're moving on fridayu
[10:57] <~DO> Did anyone see entourage?
[10:57] <~DO> :funny:
[10:58] <Mut> the IK (assuming it's not someone who is a complete faggot) would ban boc, lucifus, animeniax, carnage, mizuchi, and masa
[10:58] <Y> animeniax is a better poster than anyone in that list
[10:59] * DO sets mode: -b *!~SK@!*@*
[11:00] <Whitebeard> *yawn*

[ChaosK]

<Assassin> Chaos, go make a thread
<Chaos> a thread about what
<Assassin> irc wedding

Here it is.

IRC Weddings! The most non-committal commitments in terms of matrimony! Let..uhh Reverend..DO wed you and an object of your choice in the channel #2,000. (Hot secks pictures are recommended as payment)

<Deadfire> honestly would you do a IRC wedding for me?
<DO> yeah
<Arcness> follow the rabbit
<DO> auahahhaha
<DO> I would
<Arcness> white
<DO> it will be great
<IFHTT> DF </3
<Deadfire> lol
<DO> you'll join #honeymoon
<Deadfire> how the fuck would that work?
<DO> after
<Assassin> DF you should do it
<DO> we'll all want logs
<IFHTT> lol
<Deadfire> Argh
<Deadfire> not right now
<Arcness> i swear if we have a wedding here
<Assassin> gotwoots first ever wedding
<Arcness> iam going to cry
<DO> it would be funny
<Assassin> :'(
<Deadfire> I'm going to take IRI home
<DO> I'd lol for months
<Arcness> irc wedding always make me cry
<DO> i'd be sitting in class one day
<DO> and I'll randomly lol
<Arcness> always an e-bridemaid
<Arcness> never a e-bride
<Arcness> ;(
<Assassin> lol haku
<DO> but you know
<Deadfire> we will have it but me and Iri have to be online at the same time
<DO> doing this will make us
<Assassin> nice
<DO> HUGE GEEKS
<Assassin> rofl ya
<DO> I just want to bang the braidsmaids
<Deadfire> DO I know it will be awesome
<DO> GET SOME HOT ONES
<DO> that arent males
<DO> and from gotwoot
<DO> >_>

First wedding booked! Reserve now!

..what the fuck was the point of that Assassin.

[Board of Command]

..what the fuck was the point of that Assassin.

I'm wondering the same thing.

[Assassin]

Its #gotwoot's present to DF before he leaves. We're gonna get him and iri hitched so they can finally have kinky monkey sex. Gotta make DF into a man or he'll never survive the army. Plus we all wanna have logs of DF's virtual wedding so we can look back and remember the good times. And also in the hopes that it'll make the news and we can all be like "OMGWTFBBQ GUYS WERE ON YAHOO NEWZZZ! AND SOME FAT CHICK MENTIONED US IN HER BLOG!!11 WE'RE FAMOUS!"

[joker-kun]

Its #gotwoot's present to DF before he leaves. We're gonna get him and iri hitched so they can finally have kinky monkey sex. Gotta make DF into a man or he'll never survive the army. Plus we all wanna have logs of DF's virtual wedding so we can look back and remember the good times. And also in the hopes that it'll make the news and we can all be like "OMGWTFBBQ GUYS WERE ON YAHOO NEWZZZ! AND SOME FAT CHICK MENTIONED US IN HER BLOG!!11 WE'RE FAMOUS!"

Hahahaha, so true. It'll become a a crime. The government will flip because they're getting no money out of these 'e-weddings'. Cause lets face it... fat and ugly people would much rather continue sitting on their asses and not have to look their bride or groom in the face.

Don't worry, more to come, there will eventually be webcam capabilities.

[Iridani]

Oh dear... what has been started? :P Was a tad too tired watching DF type all that to ya'll to really take much notice at the time... Seems I'm getting married via GW?

[kAi]

Don't worry, I can steal you before or after.

Doesn't matter which.

[Hikyuu]

Fuck that DF IS MY MAN :O :: snatches and runs away to vegas, the land of useless weddings.::

[Assertn]

Looks like I got out just in time!

[Assassin]

[00:04] <Jaredster> there is a blimp outside
[00:04] <Jaredster> floating around
[00:04] <Jaredster> I never seen one before
[00:04] <Joker-kun> cool?
[00:05] <Jaredster> ya I guess
[00:05] <Jaredster> it is to me
[00:05] <Jaredster>
[00:05] <Joker-kun> i've never seen one I don't think either
[00:05] <Joker-kun> so i wouldn't know
[00:05] <Joker-kun> I might have once... can't remember
[00:06] <Assassin> i've seen blimps in movies
[00:06] <Assassin> i'd like to own a blimp
[00:06] <Assassin> i bet you could get chicks like crazy if you had your own blimp
[00:06] <Joker-kun> lol
[00:07] <Joker-kun> Assassin this isn't directed to you
[00:07] <Joker-kun> but imagine if iraq incorperated suicide blimps
[00:07] <Assassin> rofl
[00:07] <Joker-kun> you would like shoot it and it would just fall faster
[00:07] <Jaredster> you could get a woman who was a blimp, metaphorically speaking of course
[00:07] <Joker-kun> like your mom?
[00:07] <Joker-kun> oh snap
[00:07] <Joker-kun> mom jokes ftw
[00:07] <Joker-kun> grade 2 style
[00:08] <Jaredster> I feel like I was just burned
[00:08] <Assassin> Jaredster ruined the blimp joke, but joker came in for the save
[00:08] <Joker-kun> lol
[00:08] <Jaredster> suicide blimps?
[00:08] <Joker-kun> Assassin was so about to just add onto to it
[00:08] <Joker-kun> and you swooped in
[00:08] <Joker-kun> being all so 3 lines ago
[00:08] <Assassin> i know...now it'll never happen...NEVER!
[00:09] * Joker-kun cries

[Arcn3ss]

In gotwoot today: Deadfire = Deadfire + Iri

<Arcness> so am i protecting your woman from spiegel while your gone?
<Spiegel> and would dodge behind you and scream RASENGAM
<Arcness> he does have hops who knows what he will do with it to her
<Arcness> look at him over there
<Arcness> plotting
<Deadfire> the woman doesn't need protecting
* Arcness eyes spiegel
* Spiegel passes the plans to Arcness and watches him laugh
* Arcness reads these plans
<Spiegel> dont tell her about the tater tots
<Arcness> ZOMG
<Arcness> even i cant stop these
<Spiegel> MWahahahahha
<Deadfire> i KNOW about the tater tots
* Arcness goes in the corner defeated
<Spiegel> (Evil laugh)
<Spiegel> You dony know.... YOU dont KNOW at all
<Arcness> you are the sickest man
<Arcness> ive ever met
<Arcness> including me
<Deadfire> i'm female... i know everything
<Arcness> except how to drive, think rationally or shut up

[Deadfire]

[21:34] <Deadfire> I'm going to miss this place
[21:34] <Deadfire> and my @
[21:34] <DS> ugh
[21:34] <Deadfire> what DS?
[21:34] <Nasphreak29> DS
[21:34] <Nasphreak29> STFU
[21:34] * Deadfire sets mode: +b *!*@spirit.of.ryuu
[21:34] <DS> oh sry i just popped in with some random question
[21:34] * DS was kicked by Deadfire (I really don't think I'll miss you though)
[21:35] <Nasphreak29> xD!!!!
[21:35] <Nasphreak29> fukkin owned
[21:35] * Joins: DS
[21:35] * Gotwoot sets mode: +h DS
[21:35] <DS> >_>
[21:35] * DS sets mode: -b *!*@spirit.of.ryuu
[21:35] * Deadfire sets mode: +b *!*@s559072cf.adsl.wanadoo.nl
[21:35] * DS was kicked by Deadfire (ya I really will not)
[21:35] * Deadfire sets mode: +b *!*@spirit.of.ryuu
[21:35] <Nasphreak29> fukkin owned

Good bye #gotwoot

[Paulyboy]

Wow did not know the Gotwoot community played CS, I should visit IRC so I can own you nubs it would be nice to play with some gotwooters.