IRC (now w/ weddings)

[Deadfire]

We had Wilik, Ciber and Terra, but what about Comp's inner thoughts?

[19:41:48] Z: Masturbation Record = 36 Ejaculations in 24 hours
[19:42:00] Z: oweee...
[19:42:10] complich8: you'd be cumming dust by the end of that one
[19:42:41] * Z is distracted by FF
[19:42:56] complich8: I can just see it now .... *wankwankwankwankwank* *ffftttt (white powdered dust flies out of the tip)*
[19:44:38] complich8: and then there's the rubbing damage .... you'd have to have like no staying power at all (or some incredibly good lube) to manage that without your cock ending up a piece of ground beef
[19:44:42] Chaoskiddo: Complich
[19:44:50] Chaoskiddo: no need to analyze Z's hyperbole
[19:44:54] complich8: =D
[19:45:01] complich8: ehh, boredom does that
[19:45:05] Z: its true its true
[19:45:16] Z: its a real record
[19:45:27] Chaoskiddo: we all know that if he had 36 ejaculations in 24 hours, he'd probably have eaten a bunch of viagra
[19:45:28] complich8: I just ... can't imagine doing it
[19:45:33] Chaoskiddo: and ice'd his arms
[19:45:47] complich8: maybe if he can come on command ...
[19:45:52] Chaoskiddo: ......
[19:45:57] complich8: like, pavlovian conditioning ...
[19:45:59] Chaoskiddo: Complich
[19:46:01] complich8: ring a bell, splooge
[19:46:01] Chaoskiddo: you made me remember
[19:46:02] Chaoskiddo: american pie 2
[19:46:04] complich8: that'd be awesome
[19:46:06] Chaoskiddo: american pie 2
[19:46:10] Chaoskiddo: finch
[19:46:14] Chaoskiddo: went through meditation
[19:46:17] Chaoskiddo: just to conserve his cum
[19:46:21] Chaoskiddo: to use on stiffler's mom
[19:46:36] * complich8 didn't watch any american pie movies
[19:47:23] Chaoskiddo: oh
[19:47:27] Chaoskiddo: too bad
[19:47:30] Chaoskiddo: some funny shit
[19:47:31] Chaoskiddo: and a few hot chicks
[19:47:34] Chaoskiddo: who get naked
[19:48:15] complich8: naked is good ... but a bit softcore
[19:48:43] Z: yeah it was...
[19:48:53] complich8: naked is always better when it's naked with a dilldo up her ass and a cock in her mouth
[19:49:03] Z: i had damn cold balls after that scene
[19:49:32] Z: yeah complich8 it is better that way
[19:50:43] complich8: (actually, not always, there's a certain austere elegance to the naked female form that you've got to appreciate, that sort of melts away when there's a pole in every hole"
[19:51:04] Chaoskiddo: "pole in every hole"
[19:51:05] Chaoskiddo: sold it
[19:51:12] complich8: =D
[19:51:46] Chaoskiddo: and that looks like a cock
[19:51:56] Chaoskiddo: damn you complich you have me thinking all perverted
[19:52:01] complich8: you gotta admit though ... being surrounded by five cocks that she's simultaneously serving ... while it's indicative of some impressive skill and concentration ...
[19:52:05] complich8: there's not a lot of elegance to that
[19:52:07] * Chaoskiddo smashes glass on his head
[19:52:09] Chaoskiddo: okay
[19:52:19] Chaoskiddo: complich i agree
[19:54:16] complich8: haha! bet you didn't think I was this perverted, huh :P
[19:54:25] complich8: <_<
[19:54:36] Chaoskiddo: Complich
[19:54:42] Chaoskiddo: to be honest i thought you were a "model-citizen"
[19:54:54] complich8: oh, I am ^_^
[19:55:00] Chaoskiddo: Your image of being an angel on gotwoot is what i saw
[19:55:25] Chaoskiddo: news title: COMPLICH SAVES DROWNING BOY...IN THE INTERNET!
[19:56:43] complich8: ehh, even when I'm being a perverted fucker though, I've still gotta throw highbrow observations about the female aesthetic into the mix ...
[19:56:49] complich8: *shrug*
[19:57:11] Chaoskiddo: i just think that a girl having 30 cocks next to her isn't hot...
[19:57:36] complich8: yeah, more than 2 or 3, tops, kinda turns me off
[19:58:02] complich8: I mean, if there's more than she has holes, then the rest of them are basically just spanking it while watching someone else get some
[19:58:03] complich8: you know?
[19:58:24] complich8: it's like voyeurism, except they get to come on her tits
[19:58:24] E3Lover: rofl
[19:59:11] Chaoskiddo: the freaky thing is
[19:59:14] Chaoskiddo: this is a serious conversation
[19:59:19] Chaoskiddo: ....CHANGE TOPIC!

[dragonrage]

LMAO.......wow complich8 really surprised me, this is one of the longest convo. i have ever seen him have and what a topic. Z, you need to get some, seriously. Damn kids today, they will not be able to hold a pen when they are 20.

[Kraco]

Damn, a topic like that without Terra... The world isn't anymore what it used to be.

[Board of Command]

My jaw is on the floor...wanna help me pick it up?

[ChaosK]

BoC pick it up yourself lazy bastard.

<dragonrage> AE be generous, and show the boobie shot, you promised.
<dragonrage> man i should shut up
<AngelEyez> Lol
<Chaoskiddo> Eh?
<Chaoskiddo> something about boobie shots?
<DragonOutlaw> i won't ever buy the factions addon
<DragonOutlaw> ever
<DragonOutlaw> >.>
<AngelEyez> Lies
* Chaoskiddo is suddenly listening to GW conversation
<AngelEyez> You will
<DragonOutlaw> bah
<DragonOutlaw> no
<AngelEyez> You will
<Chaoskiddo> dragonrage
<Xagen> same, chaos
<AngelEyez> Its only a matter of t ime
<Chaoskiddo> whats that i heard about boobie shots
<dragonrage> sup
<DragonOutlaw> says who?
<AngelEyez> Me
<dragonrage> AE promised, not she is backing out.
<Masamuneehs> camping nd fishing are among the best pastimes a man can enjoy, secondo me
<dragonrage> now*
<DragonOutlaw> haha and you make it like that'll make me do it
<dragonrage> Masa, i agress
<Chaoskiddo> AE
<AngelEyez> You'll get it
<dragonrage> agree*
<AngelEyez> Yes?
<Chaoskiddo> don't back out on a promise
<AngelEyez> Pfft

Obviously, AE needs to breka loose more often
Characters:

Pervert1: Drage
Pervert2: Chaoskiddo
Pervert3: Xagen
Person In denial about buying expansion packs: DO
Chick in this scene: AE
Mr. Brief 1 liner: Masa


***
<Vincent> DO i don't want you as a partner, since you are the only gay one here
<Masamuneehs> i still shot the Kalm Traveler. nobody beats a dude with a Gold Chocobo and all the Master materias...
<Sephiroth> sephiroth?
<DragonOutlaw> Vincent: please get some new comebacks
<DragonOutlaw> GAY THIS GAY THAT
* Sephiroth hands vincent "new" comebacks about homosexuality
<Vincent> lol
* DragonOutlaw sets mode: +m
<DragonOutlaw> yeah so
<DragonOutlaw> worthless peons
<DragonOutlaw> listen to me for the next 10 hours
<DragonOutlaw> Now
<DragonOutlaw> back in the day
<DragonOutlaw> DO rocked
<DragonOutlaw> but then
<DragonOutlaw> He rocked even MORE
<DragonOutlaw> and everyone was like WTF
<DragonOutlaw> HOW CAN SOMEONE ROCK THAT MUCH
<DragonOutlaw> I was like
<DragonOutlaw> pfft whatever
<DragonOutlaw> noobs
<DragonOutlaw> I mean come on
<DragonOutlaw> Learn to party alittler
<DragonOutlaw> *alittle
<DragonOutlaw> amirite
<DragonOutlaw> what is this
<DragonOutlaw> who
<DragonOutlaw> and what
<DragonOutlaw> I said im DO
<DragonOutlaw> and
<DragonOutlaw> I'm here to rock you
<DragonOutlaw> but then they were like "No way dude"
<DragonOutlaw> fuck that
<DragonOutlaw> Then i got some headshots
<DragonOutlaw> Then i got some headshots
<DragonOutlaw> what can I say
<DragonOutlaw> owning noobs all night takes energy
<DragonOutlaw> so i came up with my own energy bar
<DragonOutlaw> called it monk
<DragonOutlaw> then these monks started to get mad
<DragonOutlaw> I was like
<DragonOutlaw> Fuck you monks
<DragonOutlaw> but they wanted to kill me
<DragonOutlaw> so these azn monks came at me with spears
<DragonOutlaw> i got out my linux text book and threw it
<DragonOutlaw> this caused a HUGE HUGE rift
<DragonOutlaw> in time
<DragonOutlaw> and it started to suck up eveything
<DragonOutlaw> I got caught between this world and the next
<DragonOutlaw> so I decided I was going to go watch a movie
<DragonOutlaw> the movie was turned out to be a porno though
* Sephiroth is now known as DOSUCKS
<DragonOutlaw> but on the way
* DOSUCKS is now known as DO|Stop|Talking
<DragonOutlaw> CK was getting ass raped by drage
<DragonOutlaw> and i was like
* DO|Stop|Talking is now known as Quit|Being|a|Fag
<DragonOutlaw> WTF
<DragonOutlaw> talk about gay
<DragonOutlaw> those gaylords
<DragonOutlaw> thats how STDs came about
<DragonOutlaw> from ck and drage
<DragonOutlaw> and monkeys
<DragonOutlaw> lots of monkey fucking
* Quit|Being|a|Fag is now known as DO|Quit|telling|us|about|your|
* DO|Quit|telling|us|about|your| is now known as Leave|Us|out|of|your|fucking|d
* Leave|Us|out|of|your|fucking|d is now known as TheEndOfThatWasDreams
* TheEndOfThatWasDreams is now known as CK-YesHeStopped

The moral of the story: DO never fucking shuts up about his god damn gay porn fantasies. Don't dream while your awake pervert.

Characters:
Closet Homo-DO
Sephiroth-CK
Vincent-Drage

3 minutes after this is posted.

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* You were kicked from #gotwoot by DragonOutlaw (m00)
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#gotwoot unable to join channel (address is banned)

[DO]

Moral of the story is ChaosKiddo is a wothless sack of shit. The End.

[ChaosK]

Moral of the story is ChaosKiddo is a wothless sack of shit. The End.

And you told dragonrage to get new comebacks.

[Zinobi]

So no one decided to post my identity theft scam?

[dragonrage]

After Choaskiddo was banned, a few minutes later i got banned. WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!, my first time being banned. See folks what happens when DragonOutlaw doesn't want to admit he is gay, poor guy, poor, poor guy.

[Zinobi]

im banned cause he didnt get any new on Devil May Cry 4.

[ChaosK]

So no one decided to post my identity theft scam?

With all the events, it wasn't deserving. However, so a few people know what the fuck happens with their nicks on #gotwoot...

3[19:15] * Z is now known as xDarkMaster
[19:15] <Arcness> o.o
[19:15] <xDarkMaster> oh hellz yes
[19:16] <dragonrage> oh hellz ya, what?
[19:17] <xDarkMaster> ...nothin
4[19:17] <Chaoskiddo> ?
[19:17] <xDarkMaster> lets just say he'll be pissed
4[19:18] <Chaoskiddo> ...
[19:18] <Arcness> >->
[19:19] <xDarkMaster> haku knows what i did
[19:19] <dragonrage> Z
[19:19] <dragonrage> stop registering people nick
[19:19] <dragonrage> that is not funny
[19:20] <xDarkMaster> its ok
6[19:20] * Yukimura tests the action comman
[19:20] <dragonrage> no its not.
[19:20] <xDarkMaster> in the end ill give them the passes
[19:22] <Yukimura> I wonder what will happen
[19:22] <xDarkMaster> Yukimura did you see what happened to God2?
[19:22] <dragonrage> DO might get pissed ans send Z packing.... that might happen
[19:22] <dragonrage> and*
[19:22] <Arcness> lol you keep registering nicks
[19:23] <E3Lover> he is gonna kill z anyway
[19:23] <dragonrage> yeah
[19:23] <xDarkMaster> yeah im screwed anyway cuz they didnt announce DMC4
[19:23] <Yukimura> what happened, I'm out of all loops
[19:23] <Arcness> Z stop doing it, God2 is alright but when you get to other more important members you need to stop
[19:23] <Arcness> i shouldnt have taught him ghosting
[19:23] <Arcness> =/
4[19:24] <Chaoskiddo> lol
4[19:24] <Chaoskiddo> i was too lazy to remember it
4[19:24] <Chaoskiddo> Z
[19:24] <Yukimura> grrr terms i don't understand, fie!
4[19:24] <Chaoskiddo> don't register other's nicks
4[19:24] <Chaoskiddo> thats just gay
[19:24] <Yukimura> yes
[19:24] <Arcness> it means you can kick someone off the nick
[19:24] <Arcness> ./nickserv ghost name password
4[19:24] <Chaoskiddo> you know what, i'll go post this so everybody knows who's fucking around with their nicks

[dragonrage]

OK just to clarify, the event thats took place today was all in the name of fun. Don't develop any strange ideas about IRC. Remember its the place to be there are no rules for the most part, you chat with really interesting people and it a close nite channel.

Don't let DragonOutlaw scare you, he is actually a really cool person to know. But oh is he ever gay, and talk about living in the closet.

aww yeas alot of people were ban today, what fun it was. I guess i am on vacation for awhile, and vacations are always fun. Seeya soon DO, hope that you have come to terms with your sexuality next time we meet .....

Edit: Zinobi's, ban was on the ball, that was not cool man, not cool.

peace.

[Zinobi]

Edit: Zinobi's, ban was on the ball, that was not cool man, not cool.

peace.

are you talking to me or DO?

[Carnage]

Z's ban was totally called for. He registered my name just to piss me off! Goddammit Z, unregister my name!

[Assertn]

You're all a bunch of cock jockeys

[xDarkMaster]

lol, so Z took my name? Was I in the room while this happend? Oh well, I don't really care, it'll just be annoying as hell to log in everytime now.

[ChaosK]

lol, so Z took my name? Was I in the room while this happend? Oh well, I don't really care, it'll just be annoying as hell to log in everytime now.

I'm not sure if he registered it but you could just be xDM.

[Zinobi]

@God#2....i would but i cant...im banned
@xDM i didnt register yours...but i was thinking of it
@Chaoskiddo dont sign in as Chaos...but if you do the pass is hiooh i think....

and to all let this be a lesson...register your goddamn nicks or this could become my job under command of DO or some one else...you never know...unless DO comes here and says so

edit: @AssertnFailure who is that aimed at?

[ChaosK]

@God#2....i would but i cant...im banned
@xDM i didnt register yours...but i was thinking of it
@Chaoskiddo dont sign in as Chaos...but if you do the pass is hiooh i think....

and to all let this be a lesson...register your goddamn nicks or this could become my job under command of DO or some one else...you never know...unless DO comes here and says so

edit: @AssertnFailure who is that aimed at?

Zinobi, when the hell did you learn to register nicks? the same day you learned to ghost?

[ChaosK]

Haku is a bot? no wait, its _kAi_

* Joins: SixShooter
* Quits: SixShooter (Quit: -=SysReset 2.53=-)
<Arcness> <SixShooter> XDCC LIST
<Arcness> wtf
* Arcness sets mode: +b SixShooter!*@*
<Chaos> lol
<Arcness> Cuz i look so much like a bot
<Chaos> you have a hop
* Arcness is now known as [XDCC]Arcness
<[XDCC]Arcness> there
<[XDCC]Arcness> THERE
<MR_CAPSLOCK> [Distro] would be better

***
<Chaos> hmm itsso empty i guess i'll...go...xdcc haku....
-> *arcness* xdcc send #OMG

***(PM me-->Haku)

<Arcness> OMG
<Arcness> !
<Arcness> !
<Arcness> !
<Arcness> !
<Arcness> !
<Arcness> !
<Chaos> xdcc send #OMG
<Chaos> xdcc send #OMG
<Chaos> xdcc send #OMG
<Arcness> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Arcness> :@
<Arcness> ;p
<Chaos> xdcc list
<Chaos> WHY WON'T YOU LIST
<Chaos> xdcc send #narutofillers
<Arcness> haha
<Chaos> I WANT MY DAMN NARUTO YOU BOT
<Arcness> haha
<Arcness> Kai has it
<Arcness> yes
<Arcness> Kai
<Chaos> oh okay
<Chaos> thanks bot
<Chaos> so, what DO you have?
<Chaos> you ARE a bot..
<Arcness> i have +b
<Arcness> lol
<Arcness> ;D
<Arcness> and the naruto fillers
<Arcness> those kick ass
<Arcness> god best anime ever
<Arcness> lol

*** back at the channel...
-> *_kai_* xdcc list
-> *_kai_* xdcc send #NARUTO FILLERS
-> *_kAi_* damn you i want my naruto fillers!
<Chaos> _kAi_
<Chaos> respond you bot

Then Haku and I both had a little giggle...it was a pretty boring night I guess.