IRC (now w/ weddings)

[Assassin]

we had mentioned the movie Memoirs of a Geisha...

[00:07] <rockmanj> maybe i should be like the chairman
[00:07] <rockmanj> get em while they're young
[00:07] <rockmanj> :-P
[00:08] <Assassin> ...
[00:08] <dragonrage> see i knew you were a child molester...

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[00:27] <rockmanj> hey, ASS change that back to the im joking part
[00:27] <rockmanj> im not a child molestor
[00:27] <Assassin> give me a good reason, and i'll consider it
[00:27] <rockmanj> becuse its slander
[00:27] <Assassin> not good enough
[00:28] <rockmanj> and umm
[00:28] <rockmanj> you are the most awesome person...ever
[00:28] <rockmanj> :-D
[00:28] <Zinobi> rockman cmon think
[00:28] <dragonrage> suck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:28] <Assassin> pfft, fine
[00:29] <Assassin> nah, im only kidding! hah!
[00:29] <Assassin> you fail!
[00:29] <Assassin> child molester

[kAi]

[02:33] <%Assassin> dont hold you're breathe
[02:34] <@_kAi_> Zinobi can though
[02:34] <@_kAi_> he wants to die
[02:34] <+Zinobi> :P
[02:34] <%Assassin> ya, by all means
[02:34] <+dragonrage> please do
[02:34] <%Assassin> set up a video camera and make a movie of your death
[02:34] <+Zinobi> well i do wanna have sex atleast 20 times before
[02:34] <%Assassin> then upload it and send us the link
[02:34] <@_kAi_> lol
[02:35] <@_kAi_> then upload it
[02:35] <@_kAi_> and send us the link
[02:35] <@_kAi_> you idiot
[02:35] <+Zinobi> lol
[02:35] <+dragonrage> lol
[02:35] <+Zinobi> haha
[02:35] <@_kAi_> have it as a streaming feed
[02:35] <%Assassin> lol
[02:35] <+dragonrage> if he is dead how does he send the link assassin?
[02:35] <%Assassin> with his last breath, thats how

[rockmanj]

Do not believe these lies.

[dragonrage]

Do not believe these lies.

Believe what you want to believe..... that includes you rockmanj

[Deadfire]

Fun With Terra!

As some of you know Terra Doesn't come to the channel much but when he does it is a site to behold

[22:59:14] Terracosmo: DO you aren't catchy
[22:59:18] DragonOutlaw: yes im
[22:59:19] Terracosmo: you're just good for the occasional sex
[22:59:22] DragonOutlaw: =(
[22:59:26] DragonOutlaw: that really hurt
[22:59:32] Terracosmo: sorry but it's the truth
[22:59:39] Terracosmo: you have a nice ass but you aren't catchy
[22:59:49] DragonOutlaw: I'll shank you!

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[23:02:53] Terracosmo: if I commit suicide now you will all remember me as a sexy dumbass
[23:02:57] DragonOutlaw: no
[23:02:57] Terracosmo: I wish everyone remembered me as a sexy dumbass
[23:03:03] DragonOutlaw: i'd just remember you as the dumbass
[23:03:10] Terracosmo: stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[23:03:12] Terracosmo: all the sex
[23:03:15] Terracosmo: all the goddamn seeeex
[23:03:19] dragonrage: freaky dumnass
[23:03:24] Terracosmo: okay okay
[23:03:26] DragonOutlaw: here lies Terracosmo
[23:03:28] Deadfire: I'll remember you as the gitter Goth
[23:03:29] DragonOutlaw: "dumbass"
[23:03:30] Terracosmo: I wish everyone remembered me as a dumbass
[23:04:36] Terracosmo: "dead from stroke due to extensive Naruto hentai wanking"

[23:06:04] Terracosmo: btw you guys, your nicks suck
[23:06:05] Terracosmo: I can't separate them
[23:06:08] Terracosmo: there's like darkshadow
[23:06:09] Terracosmo: darkrage
[23:06:10] Terracosmo: deadfire
[23:06:11] Terracosmo: deadrage
[23:06:21] darkshadow: lol
[23:06:22] Terracosmo: dragonrage
[23:06:23] Terracosmo: wtf
[23:06:27] Terracosmo: dragonfrie
[23:06:28] Terracosmo: fire
[23:06:29] DragonOutlaw: im DO
[23:06:31] Terracosmo: dragon fries
[23:06:33] Terracosmo: dragonoutlaw
[23:06:34] DragonOutlaw: bitch
[23:06:41] Terracosmo: dragonoutlaw what kind of fucking name is that
[23:06:45] Terracosmo: imagine a dragon with an eyepatch
[23:06:46] Terracosmo: which is like
[23:06:52] Terracosmo: "I'll rob you bitch"

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[23:07:45] Terracosmo: but seriously dragon outlaw
[23:07:48] Terracosmo: imagine a dragon
[23:07:52] Terracosmo: who happens to be an outlaw

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[23:08:22] *** Terracosmo is now known as cumbucket.
[23:08:36] cumbucket: this name rules

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[23:10:15] Cumbucket: fuck yeah
[23:10:19] Cumbucket: there was this disney movie
[23:10:22] Cumbucket: with a blind guy
[23:10:24] Cumbucket: which one was that
[23:10:30] Cumbucket: maybe it wasn't disney

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[23:10:51] DragonOutlaw: [23:08] -irc-0.gotwoot.net- *** Global -- from OperServ: DragonOutlaw used SVSNICK to change Terracosmo to cumbucket
[23:11:43] DragonOutlaw: LOOK AT CUMBUCKET
[23:11:48] DragonOutlaw: he is in all the gay channels
[23:11:52] Cumbucket: man all these gaysexteen channels
[23:13:40] *** Cumbucket is on: @#W @#L @#T @#U @#N @#O @#G @#A @#R @#D @#what23423423 @#gaysexteenz80312894232342323423 @#gaysexteenz803128942323423 @#gaysexteenz8031289423 @#gaysexteenz8 @#gaysexteenz7 @#gaysexteenz6 @#gaysexteenz5 @#gaysexteenz4 @#gaysexteenz3 @#gaysexteenz2 @#gaysexteenz1 @#gaysexteenz #gotwoot


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[23:18:40] * dragonrage take out hitori hanzo and ask DO "wanna dance"
[23:19:03] * DragonOutlaw takes out his awesomely sharp penis

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[23:21:29] Aliveashes: this conversion has really gone to shit
[23:21:54] Aliveashes: we know this when we start talking about DO's ass

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[23:28:44] Terracosmo: I want kisses with taste of watermelon and peach
[23:28:48] Terracosmo: who is willing?
[23:29:06] * dragonrage volenteers darkshadow
[23:29:22] darkshadow: stop volunteering me!
[23:29:26] * Terracosmo thinks that dragonrage wants to volunteer himself
[23:29:32] darkshadow: we all know its YOUR deepest desire!
[23:29:57] * dragonrage says anh i not curious but he is
[23:30:18] master_me: He doesn't look any different.
[23:30:23] Terracosmo: you are all curious
[23:30:27] master_me: His hat is a bit different, but that's it
[23:30:34] Terracosmo: I will show you pleasure that no woman can ever hope to match
[23:30:38] master_me: It's always his hat
[23:30:39] master_me: I mean
[23:30:44] master_me: Y'know.
[23:30:45] dragonrage: what the fuck you talking about master_me
[23:30:48] * Deadfire gets his fedora
[23:31:03] darkshadow: master me talks about his own world
[23:31:04] master_me: I dunno, I'm just tired I suppose >_>
[23:31:19] * Deadfire gets on his clockwork orange outfit
[23:31:39] * dragonrage here is your volenteer terra keep him company
[23:31:41] Terracosmo: lol
[23:31:43] Terracosmo: kinky
[23:31:54] Terracosmo: jesus stop it with the volunteering let's just have an ORGY
[23:31:57] dragonrage: what you gonna cook
[23:31:59] Deadfire: indeed and for my next act
[23:32:21] * Deadfire gets the whiped cream, and strawberries
[23:32:28] dragonrage: lol
[23:32:41] * darkshadow steps back
[23:32:42] * dragonrage get the camera
[23:33:30] * dragonrage thinks this will make a good post your pic post.

[rockmanj]

scary shit

[Kraco]

Fun With Terra!

As some of you know Terra Doesn't come to the channel much but when he does it is a site to behold

That certainly seems to be true. Quite spectacular.

[NM]

That certainly seems to be true. Quite spectacular.

Yes indeed! I just wish it was easy to access Irc through my college network, its a pain in the ass here to try and find the right port to get in.

[23:02:57] Terracosmo: I wish everyone remembered me as a sexy dumbass

^ I'll be putting that as part of my signature Terra.

[badass]

Keep the unfunny convos comin.

[Assertn]

It's true though.......I dont think i'll ever be able to identify dragonrage, darkshadow, and deadfire as individuals, but rather the collective conscious of 3 people.

[Terracosmo]

Yes indeed! I just wish it was easy to access Irc through my college network, its a pain in the ass here to try and find the right port to get in.

[23:02:57] Terracosmo: I wish everyone remembered me as a sexy dumbass

^ I'll be putting that as part of my signature Terra.

lol

Many of the things I said during that conversation are hazy so I'm glad Deadfire saved them. Fun stuff.

[Deadfire]

It's true though.......I dont think i'll ever be able to identify dragonrage, darkshadow, and deadfire as individuals, but rather the collective conscious of 3 people.

Ouch... that hurts, to my defense I was there before them (For the most part) and this is a recent development

Thanks to everyone else for the props and I'll see about posting more up

[XanBcoo]

[23:07:45] Terracosmo: but seriously dragon outlaw
[23:07:48] Terracosmo: imagine a dragon
[23:07:52] Terracosmo: who happens to be an outlaw

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[23:08:22] *** Terracosmo is now known as cumbucket.
[23:08:36] cumbucket: this name rules

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[23:10:15] Cumbucket: fuck yeah
[23:10:19] Cumbucket: there was this disney movie
[23:10:22] Cumbucket: with a blind guy
[23:10:24] Cumbucket: which one was that
[23:10:30] Cumbucket: maybe it wasn't disney

These three segments were hilarious. The random switching of topics and the transformation of Terra into "Cumbucket" nearly made me choke with laughter.

[Assassin]

[21:38] <Arthain> !rules
[21:39] <Arthain> alright, question, how come it says you can't do !list, yet you can do !LIST... are they two different commands?
[21:39] * Wilik sets mode: +b Arthain!*@*
[21:39] * Wilik sets mode: +b *!*Arthain@gw-109E92B4.resnet.uoguelph.ca
[21:39] * Arthain was kicked by Wilik (If you weren't so damn stupid I wouldn't have had to ban you from our channel. Next time read the rules!)


so perfect

[Assassin]

<bump>

[01:12] <DrAgE> yeah you freaked me out with that penis of your..
[01:12] <rockmanj> huh??
[01:12] <DrAgE> had nightmares
[01:12] <rockmanj> what the hell??

[Deadfire]

Time for a update

[18:15:30] *** WebUser2679 has joined #gotwoot.
[18:18:40] WebUser2679: am i allowed to list?
[18:18:48] Assassin: yes
[18:18:53] WebUser2679: !list
[18:18:53] *** Mode change "+b WebUser2679!*@*" for channel #gotwoot by Wilik.
[18:18:53] *** Mode change "+b *!*~Gotwoot@gw-CD5E62B2.ok.shawcable.net" for channel #gotwoot by Wilik.
[18:18:54] *** WebUser2679 has been kicked from #gotwoot by Wilik: If you weren't so damn stupid I wouldn't have had to ban you from our channel. Next time read the rules!
[18:18:59] Assassin: oh, i meant no

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[14:34:19] *** raving_fan has joined #gotwoot.
[14:46:13] raving_fan: ...
[14:46:37] raving_fan: ..does ANYTHING happen on this channel EVER??
[14:47:12] raving_fan: I may as well be talking to a rock...
[14:47:56] *** WebUser7283 has joined #gotwoot.
[14:48:39] WebUser7283: hey! raving_fan!!
[14:48:46] raving_fan: yo!!
[14:48:51] raving_fan: that you??
[14:49:00] WebUser7283: ye!
[14:49:05] WebUser7283: yeh it is!
[14:49:12] WebUser7283: it's myself!!
[14:49:26] raving_fan: holy fuck!!
[14:49:39] raving_fan: really???
[14:49:40] WebUser7283: yep
[14:49:56] raving_fan: wow.
[14:50:09] raving_fan: how are your grades?
[14:50:20] WebUser7283: not too bad.
[14:50:35] WebUser7283: I'm probably failing french
[14:50:45] D: stop talking to yourself
[14:50:49] raving_fan: I'm stopping now.

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[15:08:08] Thi3f: Couldn't you have avoided that by not installing the shit?
[15:08:17] seanos_work: ....i could, but then I'd be bored in work...
[15:08:26] seanos_work: so instead of joining a channel multiple times and talking to myself...
[15:08:51] darkshadow: like some person in here
[15:09:41] Deadfire: who will remain nameless
[15:10:16] * Deadfire coughs *Cough*raving_fan*Cough*
[15:10:50] darkshadow: why did he stop talking
[15:11:14] seanos_work: mmmm subtle as sledgehammer, eh deadfire...

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*Yes, about a hour later he goes up again*

[16:10:55] raving_fan: I'm nameless?
[16:11:11] raving_fan: I didn't know everybody hated me that much
[16:11:18] darkshadow: we dont hate you
[16:11:24] darkshadow: you just act stupid
[16:11:25] raving_fan: *phew*
[16:11:31] Deadfire: Wow I don't what to insult first your reply or the time it took to give it


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[16:13:37] darkshadow: everything you say here
[16:13:39] darkshadow: is logged
[16:13:43] raving_fan: oh
[16:13:46] darkshadow: and CAN be used against you
[16:13:51] raving_fan: how do you do that?
[16:13:58] darkshadow: DF powers
[16:13:59] raving_fan: If I may ask
[16:14:11] raving_fan: lol.. um.. DF?
[16:14:25] darkshadow: DF as in deadfire <_<
[16:14:29] raving_fan: oh
[16:14:32] raving_fan: duh
[16:14:38] raving_fan: *wacks head*
[16:14:48] * darkshadow wacks your head too
[16:15:26] raving_fan: thanks
[16:15:32] raving_fan: much appreciated
[16:15:44] * darkshadow washes hand
[16:15:51] raving_fan: wow
[16:15:55] raving_fan: show the love

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[16:22:35] Thi3f: Deadfire, just leave already, nobody likes you
[16:23:26] darkshadow: DF is cool
[16:24:03] Deadfire: Thi3f noone ever did
[16:24:17] Deadfire: and I hardly think they should
[16:24:29] Deadfire: I don't even like what I type

[Kraco]

[18:15:30] *** WebUser2679 has joined #gotwoot.
[18:18:40] WebUser2679: am i allowed to list?
[18:18:48] Assassin: yes
[18:18:53] WebUser2679: !list
[18:18:53] *** Mode change "+b WebUser2679!*@*" for channel #gotwoot by Wilik.
[18:18:53] *** Mode change "+b *!*~Gotwoot@gw-CD5E62B2.ok.shawcable.net" for channel #gotwoot by Wilik.
[18:18:54] *** WebUser2679 has been kicked from #gotwoot by Wilik: If you weren't so damn stupid I wouldn't have had to ban you from our channel. Next time read the rules!
[18:18:59] Assassin: oh, i meant no

Heh heh. That was just classic.

[Deadfire]

More Fun with Terra

[19:31:44] Terracosmo: wait
[19:31:47] Terracosmo: was he the guy who wrote !list ?
[19:31:47] *** Mode change "+b Terracosmo!*@*" for channel #gotwoot by Wilik.
[19:31:48] *** Mode change "+b *!*heyheywtf@gw-491DBB5A.gsn.gbg.bostream.se" for channel #gotwoot by Wilik.
[19:31:48] *** Terracosmo has been kicked from #gotwoot by Wilik: If you weren't so damn stupid I wouldn't have had to ban you from our channel. Next time read the rules!
[19:31:58] Deadfire: LOL
[19:32:05] Zinobi: terras a dumbass
[19:32:07] RedX1: ouch..

As Terra Got banned I decides to be relay his typings to the channel and at this point

[19:34:02] Deadfire: [19:33:50] Terracosmo: yo
[19:33:52] Terracosmo: tell someone to unban me :O
[19:34:13] Deadfire: Assassin?
[19:34:23] Masamuneehs: someone wake up dragonoutlaw
[19:34:42] Deadfire: everyone WhoIS him
[19:35:38] Kraco: Nobody can make Wilikbot to unban? Only ban.
[19:35:52] RedX1: any other bright ideas?
[19:36:36] Deadfire: um
[19:36:47] Deadfire: I'll just relay his PMs?
[19:37:03] Masamuneehs: aww you're such a sweetheart deadfire
[19:37:18] Kraco: Somebody changes his nick to Terra, and starts to talk about crazy things, and everything's back to normal.
[19:37:19] RedX1: you're the man! get to it.
[19:37:22] Deadfire: Masa....*insert insult here*
[19:37:26] Deadfire: [19:35:39] Terracosmo: to be posted in the "today I learned thread" :
[19:35:51] Terracosmo: today I learned that I can't write list with an exclamation mark before it anywhere in a message
[19:38:37] Masamuneehs: at least he's learning something, unlike me who should be studying but is goofing like none other
[19:39:42] Deadfire: ha I really would like to be in Italy just as a place to travel too for a week or two
[19:40:10] Deadfire: [19:40:04] Terracosmo: DEAR MORTALS
[19:40:31] Deadfire: [19:40:25] Terracosmo: My name is overlord Terriuscosmixx VII and I am currently hidden within the walls of the galaxy
[19:40:39] Deadfire: [19:40:33] Terracosmo: you can hear my voice through the mortal host I have chosen with the name of Deadfire
[19:40:56] Deadfire: [19:40:41] Terracosmo: I have a simple message for all of you
[19:40:44] Terracosmo: It follows
[19:40:48] Terracosmo: that is all
[19:40:46] Terracosmo: BREAD.
[19:41:01] Masamuneehs: DF: tell him this mortal says he can suck me left nut
[19:41:17] Deadfire: [19:41:10] Terracosmo: do not bother to try and find me to find out the meaning of BREAD.
[19:41:40] Deadfire: [19:41:23] Terracosmo: for I am hidden within the walls of the galaxy
[19:41:23] Terracosmo: also,
[19:41:27] Terracosmo: I am hidden within the walls of the galaxy
[19:41:29] Terracosmo: BREAD.

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[19:41:23] *** Terra has joined #gotwoot.
[19:41:46] Masamuneehs: don't trust this one! I sense an imposter in our midst...
[19:41:51] Deadfire: indeed
[19:41:52] Kraco: Somebody call an exorcist. We have some Terracosmo haunting in the house.
[19:42:00] Deadfire: lol
[19:42:07] Terra: hello
[19:42:38] Terra: i should not type ! list
[19:42:47] Deadfire: Terra is ~zach.zino@gw-FB12E7C1.bendbroadband.com (Zach)
[19:42:50] Deadfire: hmmm
[19:43:01] Terra: you caught me :'(
[19:43:07] *** Terra is now known as Zinobi.

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[19:55:21] Deadfire: Terra why do you have Cosmo at the end of your nick
[19:55:29] Deadfire: I mean do you really need it
[19:55:46] Terracosmo: I've been thinking about renaming myself entirely
[19:56:06] Terracosmo: maybe
[19:56:12] Terracosmo: BUT GATHER AROUND AND I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY OF -COSMO
[19:56:14] Terracosmo: you see
[19:56:20] Terracosmo: once upon a time I was fat and ugly
[19:56:25] Terracosmo: and straight
[19:56:38] RedX1: that explains alot..
[19:56:45] Terracosmo: and I decided to get an account at gamefaqs
[19:56:50] Terracosmo: because
[19:56:52] Terracosmo: it was so cool
[19:56:58] Terracosmo: I was like what 13 years old and seriously very fat and ugly
[19:56:59] Terracosmo: and straight
[19:57:06] Terracosmo: so I thought to myself
[19:57:11] Terracosmo: what can a fat and ugly
[19:57:12] Terracosmo: and straight
[19:57:17] Terracosmo: person like me name myself at gamefaqs
[19:57:26] Terracosmo: I used some cool words
[19:57:29] Terracosmo: Omega and Cosmo
[19:57:32] Terracosmo: so my name was Omega Cosmo
[19:57:35] Terracosmo: it was so cool
[19:57:53] Terracosmo: following my gamefaqs career was several other forums where I eventually shortened my name to Cosmos because everyone called me Cosmo
[19:57:59] Terracosmo: later on I became thin, hot and gay
[19:58:05] Terracosmo: and because I was no so incredibly hot and gay
[19:58:07] Terracosmo: I needed a new nick
[19:58:20] Terracosmo: I loved Cosmo so much that I didn't get rid of it
[19:58:24] Terracosmo: but I needed a new cool prefix
[19:58:30] Terracosmo: again I went into the depths of cool words
[19:58:31] darkshadow: terra you truly wake up this channel when you get here
[19:58:33] Terracosmo: and found TERRA
[19:58:41] Terracosmo: together they formed Terracosmo
[19:58:52] Kraco: Man, what a story!
[19:58:54] Terracosmo: and now you are telling me that I should dump Cosmo
[19:58:58] Terracosmo: which I can do
[19:59:00] Terracosmo: because to be honest
[19:59:06] Terracosmo: I'm even more gay now than before
[19:59:10] Terracosmo: so why not change my name again
[19:59:20] Masamuneehs: so what is your actual birth name then?
[19:59:20] Deadfire: to just terra?
[19:59:34] Terracosmo: my actual birth name is of course Roger the Mutant Armadillo
[19:59:45] Terracosmo: and yes Zin
[19:59:47] Kraco: That's pretty gay already.
[19:59:52] Terracosmo: the Terracosmo owns all
[19:59:59] Masamuneehs: seriously, now i need to know
[20:00:18] Terracosmo: my real name is actually Andreas
[20:00:18] Terracosmo: which
[20:00:22] Terracosmo: in a HILARIOUS twist of fate
[20:00:25] Deadfire: The original Greek form of Andrew (Andre in French, Andries in Dutch). Means 'manly' (derived from 'andros,' meaning 'manly').
[20:00:29] Terracosmo: exactly

[dragonrage]

wow, i missed quite a good story.

and darkshadow is right. you do add color to the forum. what kind i can't really say.

[ChaosK]

More Fun with Terra



[19:56:12] Terracosmo: BUT GATHER AROUND AND I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY OF -COSMO
[19:56:14] Terracosmo: you see
[19:56:20] Terracosmo: once upon a time I was fat and ugly
[19:56:25] Terracosmo: and straight
[19:56:38] RedX1: that explains alot..
[19:56:45] Terracosmo: and I decided to get an account at gamefaqs
[19:56:50] Terracosmo: because
[19:56:52] Terracosmo: it was so cool
[19:56:58] Terracosmo: I was like what 13 years old and seriously very fat and ugly
[19:56:59] Terracosmo: and straight
[19:57:06] Terracosmo: so I thought to myself
[19:57:11] Terracosmo: what can a fat and ugly
[19:57:12] Terracosmo: and straight
[19:57:17] Terracosmo: person like me name myself at gamefaqs
[19:57:26] Terracosmo: I used some cool words
[19:57:29] Terracosmo: Omega and Cosmo
[19:57:32] Terracosmo: so my name was Omega Cosmo
[19:57:35] Terracosmo: it was so cool

Terra has a rough history behind him.