IRC (now w/ weddings)

[DO]

[ 05:05:31 12] [ %Mut[at]chi] huukkhn
[ 05:05:49 12] [ %Mut[at]chi] i got aconfession to make
[ 05:05:56 12] [ %Mut[at]chi] a girl was jerkin me off tongth
[ 05:06:02 12] [ %Mut[at]chi] i couldn't cum
[ 05:06:05 12] [ %Mut[at]chi] tha's all

[Mut]

Dude, it was only because I was so drunk.

[Jaredster]

And because it's true. Ohh snap!
...
Really is it?

[stos289]

Found a couple of funny ones while I was in the channel. Here's one:

<Wilik> hey Assertnfailure, do me a favor and type !list
<DragonOutlaw> I found a channel on rizon that hosts nothing but illgeal bots
<Assertnfailure> !list
* Wilik sets mode: +b Assertnfailure!*@*
* Wilik sets mode: +b *!*~blah@gw-3D3034C9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
* Assertnfailure was kicked by Wilik (If you weren't so damn stupid I wouldn't have had to ban you from our channel. Next time read the rules!)
<Wilik> ohhh
<DragonOutlaw> lol
* Wilik sets mode: -bb *!*~blah@gw-3D3034C9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net Assertnfailure!*@*
<DragonOutlaw> Rooted connections
* Assertnfailure (~blah@gw-3D3034C9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #gotwoot
* Gotwoot sets mode: +h Assertnfailure
<Assertnfailure> nice

Here's another:

<Eurasian> hey assertn
<Assertnfailure> hi
<Eurasian> we're meeting like...the weekend of 19th?
<Assertnfailure> i think thats what mut had in mind
<Assertnfailure> hopefully the place will be more furnished by then
<Eurasian> my bday is like that monday
<Assertnfailure> yeah but you'd be home by then [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
<Assertnfailure> unless you plan to stick around for quite a while
<Assertnfailure> it's up to you guys though
<Eurasian> maybe if it was you + me - mut
<Eurasian> hehehe j/k
<Assertnfailure> [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
<Assertnfailure> we can arrange that another weekend and not tell mut
<Eurasian> lol
<PSJ> This place is no fun.
* PSJ (~john_2580@gw-1F853A95.bredband.skanova.com) has left #gotwoot
<Assertnfailure> damn swedes
<Eurasian> lol seriously
<Eurasian> anyway bbl
<Assertnfailure> aww
<Assertnfailure> fine, ttyl then =/
<Eurasian> =(
<Eurasian> i <3 you
<ChariLaX> <Eurasian> maybe if it was you + me - mut <---- whore
<Assertnfailure> i <3 u 2
<Assertnfailure> ChariLaX GTFO

about 20 minutes later...

<Mut[at]chi> <%Eurasian> maybe if it was you + me - mut
<Mut[at]chi> You fucking bitch
<stos289> lol

[Y]

I missed sharoon's appearence in our IRC channel. You weren't banned, Sharoon, just kicked off - you can come back anytime. Maybe you could even become a forum/IRC superstar like me someday.

[Mut]

Originally posted by: Y
Maybe you could even become a forum/IRC superstar like me someday.

But not as a big of an internet superstar as I am.

[Y]

Originally posted by: Mut@chi
But not as a big of an internet superstar as I am.

How could I even dream of coming close?

[Mut]

[20:41] * Assertnfailure sets mode: +v dr_dodo
[20:42] <%Budweineken> Assertn, dr_dodo hasn't earned a voice yet
[20:42] <%Assertnfailure> he has in my heart
[20:42] <%Mut[at]chi> hhaaha
[20:42] <%Assertnfailure> <3
[20:42] <%Budweineken> fag
[20:42] <%Assertnfailure> o.o
[20:43] * ChariLaX sets mode: +b *!*@gw-C314DD28.singnet.com.sg
[20:43] <%_kAi_> lol
[20:43] * dr_dodo was kicked by ChariLaX (ChariLaX)
[20:43] <Nin10doman> what'd you do that for?
[20:43] <%ChariLaX> now he's gone
[20:43] <%ChariLaX> forever
[20:43] <%Assertnfailure> :'(
[20:44] <%Mut[at]chi> lol

[DO]

( Dynamic1325 ) what does it mean when you type something, and the challen replies, "Cannot send to channel"
( Dynamic1325 ) channel*
( Dynamic1325 ) ne1 know?
Channel Mode: %ChariLaX sets mode ( +m ) in #gotwoot
( %ChariLaX ) what do you mean?
( %ChariLaX ) explain it more in detail

Here is another:

Session Start: Thu Sep 15 21:27:09 2005
Session Ident: godsmack
Session Ident: godsmack (~GOD@GOD.WILL.SMACK.YOUR.DAMN.FACE)
( " ) channels in common: @#rooter
( godsmack ) DragonOutlaw
( " ) /whois list for: [ godsmack ]
( " ) address: ~GOD@GOD.WILL.SMACK.YOUR.DAMN.FACE
( " ) name: GODSMACK
( " ) channels: @#rooter @#4warez
( " ) server: Rizon, Where are You?
( " ) services: registered
( " ) end of /whois list for: [ godsmack ]
( godsmack ) hey
( DragonOutlaw ) Yeah
( DragonOutlaw ) ?
( godsmack ) you root ?
( DragonOutlaw ) Do I know you?
( godsmack ) no
( godsmack ) i am 18

[kAi]

[04:51] * Joins: WebUser7226 (~Gotwoot@gw-38EAA54C.speed.planet.nl)
[04:51] <WebUser7226> yyyyooooowww
[04:51] * WebUser7226 is now known as TS
[04:52] <%_kAi_> leave
[04:52] <TS> k
[04:52] * Quits: TS (~Gotwoot@gw-38EAA54C.speed.planet.nl) (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.)
[04:53] <%_kAi_> good

[Turkish-S]

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Jaredster]

lol wilik just glined me

poor little me

[kAi]

Jared, DO now welcomes you into his warm, gay embrace.

[DO]

Originally posted by: kAi
Jared, DO now welcomes you into his warm, gay embrace.

Kai is just mad because I /kill him. FAG!

[Assassin]

<Terracosmo> I'm so fucking lonely right now that I'd gladly make out with a fellow guy
<Terracosmo> let's hit it Assassin
* Assassin backs away slowly
<Terracosmo> you started it
<Assassin> im such a tease....it makes me want to hurt myself
<Assassin> but, if u insist
* Assassin takes off his pants
<Terracosmo> let's skip the slow undressing part and cut directly to sex
<Assassin> u got it baby [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
<Terracosmo> god I'm so fucking drunk
<Terracosmo> gnight
* Terracosmo has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Assassin> [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

[XanBcoo]

Rejected!

[SK]

[Y]

I just unbanned you.

[Tofu #2]

Transfer my mod powers to General Discussion, please! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

[Knives122]

wouldn't it just be easier to email the person you think is a mod, or better yet go to the irc channel and ask, meh it doesnt matter your way is better [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]