Poopdeville: your most recent post definitely lives up to your name. Thank you for turning something innocent and fun into just another dirty idea. On the other hand, you forgot to mention that Naruto has been trained by both Kakashi - who is hopelessly addicted to the "Make Out" series - and Jiraiya (who wrote the "Make Out" series. Definitely a good pair of influences for our young developing hero. Oh well, it's his choice.

Back on topic: Why couldn't Naruto just sit still and listen? Everybody knows that once you get the bad guys monologuing they go down without any trouble.