View Poll Results: Arcness vs. Q-BeRt

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Thread: Battle of the E-Penis (Semifinal 2)

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    Battle of the E-Penis (Semifinal 2)

    Semifinal Match #2: The Lesser Knowns



    Quote Originally Posted by Rubric
    - Ego
    - Physical possessions (e.g. kickass computer)
    - Skill/knowledge in some relevant field (i.e. an anime guru)
    - Negative interaction with others (e.g. SK, Y, Animeniax, mage, Mutata, etc...)
    - Perceived difference between real-life behavior and e-behavior (bigger the better)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubric
    - Ego
    - Physical possessions (e.g. kickass computer)
    - Skill/knowledge in some relevant field (i.e. an anime guru)
    - Negative interaction with others (e.g. SK, Y, Animeniax, mage, Mutata, etc...)
    - Perceived difference between real-life behavior and e-behavior (bigger the better)
    Pretty sure I meet all of these criteria above Arcness. I also have a huge rod in my leg opposed to the shitty little plates in his arm, which are only there due to his family being a cespool of shitty genes.


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    I agree with the fact my genes are sorta shitty, so thats not particularly my fault. But your leg is your own fault because you cant drive. It leads me to believe that you infact have a vagina, because only women cant drive.

    You may have a rod in a long bone, I however have the plates, screws and a section of someone else's bone. Secondly this is my dominant arm, not some pussy assed leg. You do far more with an arm then a leg and I got mine to work to normal capacity again.

    That just shows how much I kick ass.




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    not quite sure how the metal stuff is supposed to help your guys' causes... I'm just glad to see a good, close contest!

    Just how much can Arcness milk his ops in IRC?
    Just how mageish will Q-bert act to assert his e-dickery?

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    Can q-bert risk a second ban just to win an online poll? How pathetic is he really? Let's find out!


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    i vote for haku cuz

    1. everything he said is true
    2. mage's xray pics are dull and shitty while haku's are sharp with high contrast making them spiffy.

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    Arcness, I know you've been depressed for a long time now about your genes being so shitty that you got cancer at age 15 (rofl?), so I'm going to help you out a bit. Here's everything you've ever wanted to know about killing yourself:

    http://www.satanservice.org/tokus/suicide/guide/

    Considering the situation though,NOT SAFE FOR WORK, 18+ IMAGE this would probably be the best option(are penises safe for work? No, next time label it properly)
    ...fixed...
    Warned.
    masa
    Last edited by masamuneehs; Tue, 07-17-2007 at 08:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Q-BeRt
    Arcness, I know you've been depressed for a long time now about your genes being so shitty that you got cancer at age 15 (rofl?), so I'm going to help you out a bit. Here's everything you've ever wanted to know about killing yourself:

    http://www.satanservice.org/tokus/suicide/guide/

    Considering the situation though, this would probably be the best option(are penises safe for work?)
    Lol, Mage i love it how you dodge talking about your pathetic driving ability that made you wrap your car around a telephone poll or a tree or whatever the fuck you hit. What was it because of rain? wow droplets of water flying through the air defeated you. Now if this were an e-vagina contest, id surely admit defeat. However its an e-penis contest and you actually need one of those to compete. So why the hell are you still here?

    Iam too good for suicide the world would cry without me. The world wanted me here so it didnt kill me, thats reason enough to think I kick ass.

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    Going around a sharp turn through a huge puddle that should not have been there and sliding off the road doesn't make anyone a bad driver. All of the best drivers (racing, drifting, or whatever) have wrecked before or will do so eventually, so are they bad drivers too? Find another argument that makes sense.

    I'm able to wipe my ass with both my arms. What about you?
    Last edited by mage; Tue, 07-17-2007 at 07:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Q-BeRt
    Atleast I'm able to wipe my ass with both my arms.
    ...Who would want to?


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba

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    Comes in handy when I'm pushing some bitch's head on my dick and finishing taking a shit at the same time.

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    surely an interesting match... surprised it's not closer... i'm sorta shocked that Mage/Q hasn't started pulling out the real haeavy guns yet...

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Q-BeRt
    Going around a sharp turn through a huge puddle that should not have been there and sliding off the road doesn't make anyone a bad driver. All of the best drivers (racing, drifting, or whatever) have wrecked before or will do so eventually, so are they bad drivers too? Find another argument that makes sense.

    I'm able to wipe my ass with both my arms. What about you?
    Along with driving apparently, you cannot read either. I said I got my arm to work to normal capacity, meaning yes i can wipe my ass with both arms.

    And stop making me post here, you must know how much i destest posting. You have something to say, say it in the only place that matters: IRC.

    Edit: One arm comments are so old, Bud has been using that shit since 2004. Its copyright so id watch out mage.
    Last edited by Arcn3ss; Thu, 07-19-2007 at 06:30 AM.

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