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Thread: Battle of the E-Penis (Semifinal 1)

  1. Thu, 07-12-2007, 11:57 PM #1
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    Battle of the E-Penis (Semifinal 1)

    Semifinal Match #1: The Scum of teh Intarweb



    To avoid further confusion, I've laid out some more concrete criteria for this contest shown below.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rubric
    - Ego
    - Physical possessions (e.g. kickass computer)
    - Skill/knowledge in some relevant field (i.e. an anime guru)
    - Negative interaction with others (e.g. SK, Y, Animeniax, mage, Mutata, etc...)
    - Perceived difference between real-life behavior and e-behavior (bigger the better)
    Last edited by Board of Command; Mon, 07-16-2007 at 07:45 PM.
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  2. Fri, 07-13-2007, 12:27 AM #2
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    terra would probably be more suited as purple
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  3. Fri, 07-13-2007, 11:45 AM #3
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    Haha mage, I can see that.

    So what does the winner get? The satisfaction of knowing he has the longest e-penis of all of gotwoot. I disagree with the match ups here. I can see why Mage, and possibly myself are here, Assertn could have went either way, but how the sweet merciful hell did terra beat wilik twice? I know those on IRC would know exactly why wilik should have won Everyone else should join IRC and learn something.

    No offence terra btw, I just cant picture you in this contest.

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  4. Fri, 07-13-2007, 12:00 PM #4
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    I still don't understand how q-bert beat me. After all, I try so very hard to be disagreeable . q-bert hasn't done shit beyond an occasional dumb comment. The mage you knew is no more. Live in the present.

    I think I'll take Arcness's advice and join gotwoot's irc channel. See you all there.


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  5. Fri, 07-13-2007, 01:45 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcness
    Haha mage, I can see that.

    So what does the winner get? The satisfaction of knowing he has the longest e-penis of all of gotwoot. I disagree with the match ups here. I can see why Mage, and possibly myself are here, Assertn could have went either way, but how the sweet merciful hell did terra beat wilik twice? I know those on IRC would know exactly why wilik should have won Everyone else should join IRC and learn something.

    No offence terra btw, I just cant picture you in this contest.
    The prize is a Perma-ban just FYI
    image fail!
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  6. Fri, 07-13-2007, 01:47 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadfire
    The prize is a Perma-ban just FYI
    Ok

    I will vote for Terra and Arcness.
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  7. Fri, 07-13-2007, 04:46 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcness
    No offence terra btw, I just cant picture you in this contest.
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  8. Fri, 07-13-2007, 04:55 PM #8
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    Sorry to break up this little bit of fun, but I have some interesting news to tell everyone. Splash! aka Matroska has cheated in the Terra vs. Wilik Inital round as well as the tie breaker. He also cheated in the Y vs. Assertn initial round also. Due to this, Splash! AND Matroska will be banned from the forums for a bit of time. Also, because of this, the votes will be removed (since us admins have the final say so anyways right?) and the votes recounted.

    BoC see me in irc for further information.
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  9. Fri, 07-13-2007, 04:58 PM #9
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    ............Who the hell is Splash?

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  10. Fri, 07-13-2007, 05:10 PM #10
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    Who the hell is Matroska?

    You're not just making names up are you, Wilik?

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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  11. Fri, 07-13-2007, 05:17 PM #11
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    Matroska is on IRC sometimes. Splash indeed exists.

    The contest is now undergoing review and round 3 will be postponed. All future matches will be public polls to eliminate this kind of crap. Cheating in an e-penis contest is pathetic.
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  12. Fri, 07-13-2007, 05:39 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Board of Command
    Cheating in an e-penis contest is pathetic.
    that's too funny.
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  13. Fri, 07-13-2007, 06:09 PM #13
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    It isn't even his/their own e-penis here at stake either...
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  14. Fri, 07-13-2007, 06:15 PM #14
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    Cheating is the best thing to do in an E-Penis contest. It just goes to show how big your's truly is.

    Anyway, Im surprised I even got 9 votes in the end.
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  15. Fri, 07-13-2007, 08:41 PM #15
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    Non-contestants cheating has absolutely nothing to do with the contestants' e-penises.
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  16. Fri, 07-13-2007, 11:31 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    WHEN YOU'RE SEXY ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

    -_-;; im not sure what to make of this
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  17. Fri, 07-13-2007, 11:38 PM #17
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    Hopefully this little incident will reveal the size of Wilik's e-penis to you who don't intereact with him much. As far as I know Terra could have discovered this treachery just as well since he's also an admin, but it was Wilik who found a dual account user and took action. And even if he's lying the simple fact that he could fake the data proves he's got massive clout.
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  18. Sat, 07-14-2007, 12:00 AM #18
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    Nah, afaik Terra doesn't know crap about databases and probably couldn't put together the necessary SQL to get the poll voters out. He's technically got an interface to do so provided by vbulletin ... but if he touches it I'll personally bust him back down to a mod and take away his custom title and colorful nick

    Also, wilik didn't catch all the cheating >_>
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  19. Sat, 07-14-2007, 01:43 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by complich8
    Nah, afaik Terra doesn't know crap about databases and probably couldn't put together the necessary SQL to get the poll voters out. He's technically got an interface to do so provided by vbulletin ... but if he touches it I'll personally bust him back down to a mod and take away his custom title and colorful nick
    SQL what?

    Well that sounds fair to me
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  20. Mon, 07-16-2007, 07:43 PM #20
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    /CAST LIFE ON CONTEST
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