Wilik vs. Terra Tiebreaker

[Board of Command]

Wilik's submission:
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...19&postcount=3

Terra's submission:
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...3&postcount=68

As posted in one of the other threads, their submission will be graded based on the following criteria:

- Ego
- Physical possessions (e.g. kickass computer)
- Skill/knowledge in some relevant field (i.e. an anime guru)
- Negative interaction with others (e.g. SK, Y, Animeniax, mage, Mutata, etc...)
- Perceived difference between real-life behavior and e-behavior (bigger the better)

I will put up a poll once both parties have submitted their stuff. By submitting, I mean post on this thread. This time the poll will work a bit differently: best of 15 wins. This means the first one to reach 8 votes wins.

PS: I should also mention that if one person fails to submit something in the given time, he is disqualified. If both fail to submit something, then both are disqualified and the challenger waiting in the next match gets a free pass to the next round.

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Note: this will become the standard tiebreaker for all future matches.

[Assertn]

PS: I should also mention that if one person fails to submit something in the given time, he is disqualified. If both fail to submit something, then both are disqualified and the challenger waiting in the next match gets a free pass to the next round.

Sweet, I like those odds =]

[Wilik]

I submit this for my tie breaker
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...&postcount=740

And now the post in its entirity:
[13:28:58] <complich8> my roommate got mugged not even half a block away from where I work
[13:29:23] <Wilik> that sucks
[13:29:41] <complich8> what's worse is that it was 6 girls that mugged him
[13:30:07] <complich8> what's even worse is that the cops drove up and, rather than taking a police report right away or chasing down the fleeing muggers, they tried to find something to arrest him for
[13:30:48] <Wilik> ROFL
[13:30:53] <Wilik> 6 girls?
[13:31:00] <complich8> could have easily caught one or two of them, but instead they opted to harrass the guy who was on the ground unconscious and bleeding ...
[13:31:09] <Wilik> did they try to rape him too?
[13:31:09] <complich8> yeah ...
[13:31:11] <complich8> no
[13:31:22] <complich8> they just beat him up and stole his wallet, cell phone and shoes
[13:31:31] <Wilik> haha his shoes?
[13:31:33] <complich8> yeah
[13:31:39] <Wilik> no one will jump you comp
[13:31:44] <Wilik> you look like a damn viking
[13:31:45] <complich8> yeah, I'm pretty safe
[13:32:06] <Wilik> did he defend himself at all?
[13:32:29] <complich8> he's sort of a pansy, and they apparently hit him pretty hard
[13:32:35] <Wilik> haha
[13:32:39] <Wilik> women dont hit hard
[13:32:53] <complich8> fat black women?
[13:33:01] <Wilik> now thats totally different
[13:33:05] <complich8> yes
[13:33:13] <Wilik> Yuki knows all about that shit
[13:33:14] <_kAi_> that's what I thought straight away
[13:33:23] <complich8> it also makes it even more ludicrous how the cops didn't chase after them
[13:33:37] <Wilik> then being black and all
[13:33:41] <complich8> "she's running slower than you can walk! chase the bitch down!!"
[13:33:49] <Wilik> just throw a donut
[13:33:54] <_kAi_> but rolling is a different story
[13:33:55] <complich8> >_<
[13:33:55] <Wilik> she'll stop to eat it
[13:34:01] <_kAi_> so will the cop
[13:34:15] <Wilik> so he really didnt defend himself at all?
[13:34:26] <complich8> anyway, one of them punched him in the face, he was moderately drunk ...
[13:34:27] <complich8> he fell
[13:34:30] <complich8> they started kicking

Part 2: Solution Proposed
[13:34:31] <Wilik> I wish 6 girls would jump me
[13:34:37] <_kAi_> I'd rape them
[13:34:41] <Wilik> same here
[13:34:45] <Wilik> to teach them a lesson
[13:35:08] <Wilik> I can see the trial now...
[13:35:18] <Kraco> Apparently the cops thought so as well. Common sense.
[13:35:42] <Wilik> 'so we were trying to beat him up right.. then that mother fucker just turned me around and started fucking me doggy style right there in the middle of the street'
[13:36:19] <_kAi_> heh
[13:36:36] <Wilik> me 'she had it coming your honor, she picked the wrong guy to try to steal a wallet from, because lets face it, if im gonna give some bitch money, I damn well want something in return...'
[13:36:48] <_kAi_> hah
[13:37:04] <_kAi_> exactly
[13:37:15] <Wilik> i'd get off on soliciting a prostitute
[13:37:16] <Wilik> :P
[13:38:03] <Wilik> and she'd learn a valuable lesson, its easier to just fuck a guy for money then to try to kick his ass to get it :P
[13:38:13] <_kAi_> so be a hoe
[13:38:25] <Wilik> pimps up, hoes down!

[SK]

Classic Wil.

[Terracosmo]

I protest against this contest! It is utterly impossible for me to dig up the very top of my assholery, egoism, self-love & voiced opinions of how despicable people with bowties are! While I am of course the coolest person ever, there are soooo many posts out there where I just flaunt my "authority" in ways that make myself shudder, often in combination with anger outbursts (which I am prone to because I can).

http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...3&postcount=68

That's an example (remember that SK?). But there's so much more, if I could I'd try to find some posts from the whole Jadugar business. Or perhaps the corresponding IRC log. Or any post where I talk about my latest sexcapades. Frankly, I am much too cool to contain in a single post! Especially with my post count. Wilik has like what 200 posts? (and not a gazillion as he would have you believe!)

[XanBcoo]

I think the 2 posts directly underneath the one you posted are more indicative of your e-penis, Terra.

[Board of Command]

Poll is up. Best of 15 wins. GOGOGO

[Ryllharu]

+1 for Terra mentioning his sexcapades.

Sorry Wilik, but Terra's egotistical enough to talk about that while wearing eyeshadow.

[Board of Command]

Wilik will need a miracle to come back from this deficit...

2 more votes and it's over.

[rockmanj]

its the scary sex stories from terra that got me...i mean, i insult portly black women like at least 12 times a week, so thats nothing new

[Board of Command]

Match over. Terra wins.

Round 3 starts whenever I get my new power supply, which will probably be tomorrow. Maybe tonight, but most likely tomorrow.

[masamuneehs]

no fair... that was over so fast... not that it matters...Right side ftw!

...should i close all these threads now?

[SK]

Terra's winning by digging up a couple posts from 2 years ago?

Like I said before, the name SK creates classic threads.

[Board of Command]

no fair... that was over so fast... not that it matters...Right side ftw!

It just shows that Terra supporters wake up early to vote while Wilik supporters are still sound asleep.

And yeah, go ahead and close the thread. I don't know why people are still voting here. It's already over.

[Kraco]

Wtf. It's already a pretty late evening here and I never got to vote in time... This is just wrong. I didn't expect I should have voted the first thing in the morning.

[Board of Command]

You can still vote. It just won't count for anything.

[DO]

Brorapist you totally fail at understanding timezones and time lag a full 24 hours of voting would've been fair. I think the vote should keep going.

[Wilik]

I find it funny that most of the people who probably voted for Terra don't even know who I am, or anything about me since I do not frequent the forums. Terra is right, I have somewhere in the range of 200 posts. All those 200 posts were made in the days before most people were even members of the forums, back when terra was still a normal user and there was rampant fighting on the boards because we would change forum software and not want to listen to the peons bitch and complain about how they liked this or that. Also when we would remove forums because we didn't feel they should be around anymore due to lack of use and the peons would complain even more. Yes I am not active anymore on the forums, but thats for good reason I have no reason to be as there is not any huge events taking place which warrent my attention on the forums. I am on IRC if you want to talk to me and the people who frequent IRC know who I am.

[masamuneehs]

i will not close this thread yet. it'll be interesting to see what the vote looks like a full 24 hours after the poll opens... oh, and nice speech, wilik. I loved that irc post.

terra does get bonus points for his crazy stories... he should also have mentioned the Adventures of Sakon.

[Y]

I find it funny that most of the people who probably voted for Terra don't even know who I am, or anything about me since I do not frequent the forums.

So you're telling me to vote for Terra then?