Wilik vs. Terra Tiebreaker

[Board of Command]

Wilik's submission:
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...19&postcount=3

Terra's submission:
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...3&postcount=68

As posted in one of the other threads, their submission will be graded based on the following criteria:

- Ego
- Physical possessions (e.g. kickass computer)
- Skill/knowledge in some relevant field (i.e. an anime guru)
- Negative interaction with others (e.g. SK, Y, Animeniax, mage, Mutata, etc...)
- Perceived difference between real-life behavior and e-behavior (bigger the better)

I will put up a poll once both parties have submitted their stuff. By submitting, I mean post on this thread. This time the poll will work a bit differently: best of 15 wins. This means the first one to reach 8 votes wins.

PS: I should also mention that if one person fails to submit something in the given time, he is disqualified. If both fail to submit something, then both are disqualified and the challenger waiting in the next match gets a free pass to the next round.

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Note: this will become the standard tiebreaker for all future matches.

[Assertn]

PS: I should also mention that if one person fails to submit something in the given time, he is disqualified. If both fail to submit something, then both are disqualified and the challenger waiting in the next match gets a free pass to the next round.

Sweet, I like those odds =]

[Wilik]

I submit this for my tie breaker
http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...&postcount=740

And now the post in its entirity:
[13:28:58] <complich8> my roommate got mugged not even half a block away from where I work
[13:29:23] <Wilik> that sucks
[13:29:41] <complich8> what's worse is that it was 6 girls that mugged him
[13:30:07] <complich8> what's even worse is that the cops drove up and, rather than taking a police report right away or chasing down the fleeing muggers, they tried to find something to arrest him for
[13:30:48] <Wilik> ROFL
[13:30:53] <Wilik> 6 girls?
[13:31:00] <complich8> could have easily caught one or two of them, but instead they opted to harrass the guy who was on the ground unconscious and bleeding ...
[13:31:09] <Wilik> did they try to rape him too?
[13:31:09] <complich8> yeah ...
[13:31:11] <complich8> no
[13:31:22] <complich8> they just beat him up and stole his wallet, cell phone and shoes
[13:31:31] <Wilik> haha his shoes?
[13:31:33] <complich8> yeah
[13:31:39] <Wilik> no one will jump you comp
[13:31:44] <Wilik> you look like a damn viking
[13:31:45] <complich8> yeah, I'm pretty safe
[13:32:06] <Wilik> did he defend himself at all?
[13:32:29] <complich8> he's sort of a pansy, and they apparently hit him pretty hard
[13:32:35] <Wilik> haha
[13:32:39] <Wilik> women dont hit hard
[13:32:53] <complich8> fat black women?
[13:33:01] <Wilik> now thats totally different
[13:33:05] <complich8> yes
[13:33:13] <Wilik> Yuki knows all about that shit
[13:33:14] <_kAi_> that's what I thought straight away
[13:33:23] <complich8> it also makes it even more ludicrous how the cops didn't chase after them
[13:33:37] <Wilik> then being black and all
[13:33:41] <complich8> "she's running slower than you can walk! chase the bitch down!!"
[13:33:49] <Wilik> just throw a donut
[13:33:54] <_kAi_> but rolling is a different story
[13:33:55] <complich8> >_<
[13:33:55] <Wilik> she'll stop to eat it
[13:34:01] <_kAi_> so will the cop
[13:34:15] <Wilik> so he really didnt defend himself at all?
[13:34:26] <complich8> anyway, one of them punched him in the face, he was moderately drunk ...
[13:34:27] <complich8> he fell
[13:34:30] <complich8> they started kicking

Part 2: Solution Proposed
[13:34:31] <Wilik> I wish 6 girls would jump me
[13:34:37] <_kAi_> I'd rape them
[13:34:41] <Wilik> same here
[13:34:45] <Wilik> to teach them a lesson
[13:35:08] <Wilik> I can see the trial now...
[13:35:18] <Kraco> Apparently the cops thought so as well. Common sense.
[13:35:42] <Wilik> 'so we were trying to beat him up right.. then that mother fucker just turned me around and started fucking me doggy style right there in the middle of the street'
[13:36:19] <_kAi_> heh
[13:36:36] <Wilik> me 'she had it coming your honor, she picked the wrong guy to try to steal a wallet from, because lets face it, if im gonna give some bitch money, I damn well want something in return...'
[13:36:48] <_kAi_> hah
[13:37:04] <_kAi_> exactly
[13:37:15] <Wilik> i'd get off on soliciting a prostitute
[13:37:16] <Wilik> :P
[13:38:03] <Wilik> and she'd learn a valuable lesson, its easier to just fuck a guy for money then to try to kick his ass to get it :P
[13:38:13] <_kAi_> so be a hoe
[13:38:25] <Wilik> pimps up, hoes down!

[SK]

Classic Wil.

[Terracosmo]

I protest against this contest! It is utterly impossible for me to dig up the very top of my assholery, egoism, self-love & voiced opinions of how despicable people with bowties are! While I am of course the coolest person ever, there are soooo many posts out there where I just flaunt my "authority" in ways that make myself shudder, often in combination with anger outbursts (which I am prone to because I can).

http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread...3&postcount=68

That's an example (remember that SK?). But there's so much more, if I could I'd try to find some posts from the whole Jadugar business. Or perhaps the corresponding IRC log. Or any post where I talk about my latest sexcapades. Frankly, I am much too cool to contain in a single post! Especially with my post count. Wilik has like what 200 posts? (and not a gazillion as he would have you believe!)

[XanBcoo]

I think the 2 posts directly underneath the one you posted are more indicative of your e-penis, Terra.

[Jadugar]

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That's an example (remember that SK?). But there's so much more, if I could I'd try to find some posts from *the whole Jadugar business. Or perhaps the corresponding IRC log.

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I am much too cool to contain in a single post! Especially with my post count. *Wilik has like what 200 posts? (and not a gazillion as he would have you believe!)

*You were so scared of me that you banned me for a month.
Wilik had to intervene to save you ass from me and woofcat on irc.
But in the end we forgave one another, didnt we Terra?


*We are looking for quality not quantity.