Battle of the E-Penis (Rd. 1 Matchup 1)

[Board of Command]

I haven't approved this with the top brass yet, so if it gets locked up, you know what that means.

Anyway, the idea of this "game" is to determine the biggest e-dick on Gotwoot. If you aren't selected by the end of round 1, it means you don't have a big e-penis (which is a good thing). I have already prepared a list of all 16 contestants, but if you would like to nominate someone, please PM me indicating the person you'd like to nominate and why you think said person has a rather large e-penis. I will then consider making changes to my master list.

This list only contains current active members, meaning you will not see any of the e-peni of yesterday (e.g. Mut@t@, krbadass, etc...) as contestants here.

How this will work: a new poll thread will go up every week. The old threads should be locked after voting is over and a winner has been decided (help me out here, mods). Two polls will run side by side every round to speed things up. After all, time is precious.

Matchup 1: Battle of the Admins

Who is has a bigger e-penis?