<DO> *ping* *pong* *Arcness sees a hot girl. What should he do? [1]Talk to her. [2]Run. [3] Ask her how big her breasts are
<Nasphreak29> .. 3?
<Arcness> lol i can normally judge
<NM> lets try 1 :P
<Nasphreak29> then go with 2
<Nasphreak29> run..run for your life
<Arcness> plus i always look down her shirt
<Arcness> since she's always sitting when iam talking to her
<DO> Arcness: How big are your jugs? Girl: *screams and runs*
<DO> GAME OVER
<DO> you didnt even get her name
<Arcness> i go 1 then i look at her tits
<NM> I TOLD YOU GUYS TO USE #1
<Arcness> i can do both
<Arcness> i can talk while looking at breasts
<Arcness> nice supple breasts you just wanna slap your dick inbetween, fuck and blow your load in her face
<Arcness> in the words of the koolaid man, OHHHH YAAAAAA

*Game Reset*

<DO> *ping* *pong* *Arcness goes to the local bar and orders some drinks. Eventually he sees a very good looking woman sitting in the corner What should he do? [1]Approach her [2]Hang back and stare [3] Order another drink
<Arcness> 3 order another drink
<Arcness> maybe later ill 1 it
<Arcness> if she's way out of my league i 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
<Arcness> then 1
<Arcness> then i tend to be an asshole by then
<NM> know how many drinks haku would take if she was out of his league? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Arcness> so that doesnt work
<DO> *Arcness orders another drink and notices the girl smiling at him. what should he do? [1] Smile back [2] flick her off [3] Ignore [4] touch himself in ape like way in hope to attract her
<NM> 1
<Nasphreak29> 2...
<Nasphreak29> knowing Haku..he would do 2
<Arcness> id 1 it
<Arcness> she's smiling at me
<Arcness> probably approach
<NM> why would you flick someone off if she's smiling at you
<Nasphreak29> you don't know Haku then >_>
<Nasphreak29> well..he flips most people off
<Arcness> if she's looking at me and smiling
<DO> pick one
<Arcness> and i notice
<DO> you tools
<Nasphreak29> for no reason
<NM> DO
<NM> 1
<Arcness> thats totally a me go over there and talk her up
<Nasphreak29> smiling at him..would give me a better reason to flick her off..
<Nasphreak29> besides..she MIGHT take it as an offer
<Nasphreak29> and Haku get lucky
<Arcness> keeper going DO
<DO> *Arcness smile back and the girl giggles motions for him to come over. what should he do? [1] go over [2] motion for her to come over to his table [3] order some peanuts [4] run to the condom vending machine because someone is going to get laid
<Deadfire> 4 and it's not going to be him
<Nasphreak29> ..deffiantly NOT 4..
<Arcness> 1
<Nasphreak29> becuase..we all know..they poke holes in those condoms
<Nasphreak29> so.. 1
<NM> i just want to see the options of conversation DO will make up :P
<Arcness> id bring my own in a wallet
<Arcness> ;p
<DO> *Arcness goes over to the womans table and is offered a seat. What should they talk about? [1] Ask her name [2] introduce yourself [3] go right into a covo about how great he could be [4] Dont say anything
<Arcness> 2
<Arcness> its normally 2 then 1
<Assassin> 3!!
<st33v> Arcness should open his mouth and say: "So, do you like frisbees?"
<Assassin> then he'll add "and by frisbee's i mean my cock in your mouth"
<Arcness> ha!
<Arcness> i wish
<st33v> and by frisbees he means committing seppuku with his cock
<DO> *Arcness confidently introduces himself and they start talking. We find out her real name is Saber and she enjoys walks on the beach and candle light dinners. What should arcness do now? [1]keep talking [2]order her a drink in attempts to get her drunk [3]tell her he enjoys collection weapons [4] walk away
<Arcness> id give her assisted throat seppuku
<Arcness> hmmm
<st33v> naturally, Arcness has to light the place up
<Arcness> well i do actually collect weapons
<Arcness> but i probably wouldnt say that to her
<Assassin> lol, she thinks your a freak
<Arcness> saber eh
<Arcness> probably 1
<Arcness> someone else 2
<DO> vote on it
<DO> this would be a good forum thread
<DO>
<Arcness> 1
<Assassin> haha it would actually
<Assassin> i say 2
<Arcness> if you like the broad dont just get her drunk as sin lol that may get you laid once, but what if you wanted to get laid several times
<Assassin> keep ordering her drinks
<Arcness> cuz iam lazy and i dont feel like putting effort into a new broad
<Arcness> so i go 1
<DO> its one for each
<DO> GAME CANNOT CONTINUE ON A TIE
<DO> ERROR ERROR
<Arcness> YES!
<Arcness> a haku dating sim
<Arcness> very nice
<DO> *Arcness and saber continue talking. We also find out Arcness is vp of a very new and up coming company and Saber enjoys being submissive () and watching anime. What should happen now? [1] Keep talking [2] grope her [3] order some drinks [4] invite her back to your place [5] end the date and exchange numbers
<NM> rofl
<Arcness> 4
<Arcness> if you go 5 you may not get the same awesomeness as before
<Arcness> and if you go 4 home field advantage
<Arcness> I love this sim
<Deadfire> HAKU!
<Deadfire> your stealing my GF!
<Deadfire> *you are
<Deadfire> you bastard
<Arcness> no dice, it doesnt say DEADFIRE
<Arcness> it says Arcness
<NM> dont worry df, DO will make a DF Dating Sim for you :P
<Deadfire> saber is mine
<Arcness> saber is mine :P
<Deadfire> thats a title of a h-manga I know of...
<Arcness> she's coming back to my place
<DO> oh shit had to get my phone
<DO> what number did you guys decide on
<Arcness> 4
<Deadfire> haku can have sabre
<Deadfire> I'll have saber!
<Arcness> let DO finish :P
<DO> *arcness slyly invites Saber over to his place. At first she is a bit hesitant about it but gives in and follows arcness to the door. On the way out Deadfire pops up. what should arcness do? [1] walk past deadfire [2]greet him [3]punch him in the face to show how manly he is [4] introduce saber to deadfire
<Arcness> 1
<_kAi_> [5] Tell Saber to kill Deadfire, and she reluctantly complies
<Arcness> and if he says something ill just tell saber he's just a crazy rapist that just got out of prison
<Arcness> a crazy chopping up type ;P
<Arcness> lol 5
<Arcness> use a command spell
<_kAi_> yep
<DO> deadfire can spoil your plans
<DO> ZOMG
<DO> dun dun dun
<Arcness> id just ignore him and walk her to my room :P
<DO> i'm getting lazy
<Arcness> if i greet/ or do anything it will give him the opportunity he wants
<Arcness> thus ignoring him make him look like some random asshole if he comes up to us :P
<Deadfire> that is true
<Deadfire> that is true
<Arcness> THUS
<Arcness> ARCNESS WINS!
<DO> THIS etc etc etc
<Arcness> we should do this more often :P
<Arcness> we'll even let DF have his own sim
<DO> lol yeah good times
<Deadfire> Haku you can do it
<Deadfire> you make the sim
<Deadfire> it doesn't have to be DO
<Arcness> DF could cockblock me by hurting himself or faking an injury infront of saber
<Arcness> but i would counter by a) helping him
<Arcness> and calling the paramedics
<Arcness> a) makes me look like an awesome guy
<Arcness> and b) makes DF go away
<DO> 3.) smoke weed
<Deadfire> haku you will cause the hurting of self
<Arcness> ;p
<Arcness> Z
<Arcness> dont forget to post all the sim, so we can make anotherone later
<Deadfire> z will come in out of nowhere
<z> huh?
<NM> o.o
<z> are you done?
<DO> for now I guess
<Assassin> 3
<DO> someone needs to post it all on irc thread
<Assassin> three!!
<Arcness> and while your away DF being taken away by the paramedics if you choose to attempt to cockblock me, i put the moves on saber and make oh so sweet love to her

By request of DO this is a new thread for whatever reasons he's got.