Yes, I am sure you all thought of this question before: "If I lived in the Naruto world, I would be this kind of ninja"

Just describe what kind of ninja you would be, what you would do, how you would train, what kind of weapons you would carry.

I'll go first:

I would hunt down kill one of the Hyuuga clan to steal his byakugan(or sharingan but killing Sasuke / Itachi would be so much harder). I would have an advanced bloodline (ability to generate massive amount of ice at will), and try to hunt down Kabuto so that I can threaten him to help me get cursed seal on myself. I would finally create a really defensive puppet so that I can wear it as an armor (like Sasori)
I would also try to make a perfect bunshin type of jutsu, where I can clone myself (like kage bunshin) but my clone doesn't "poof" in 1 hit, his lifespan is as long as mine, and he can use jutsus like mizu bunshin. And I would always sleep upside down on the ceiling to practice chakra control