Something needs to be done to clean up the internet. You got it right Assertn, except I still get email from my father warning me every time he reads one of these fake shock articles, and he's being serious in his concern.
Something needs to be done to clean up the internet. You got it right Assertn, except I still get email from my father warning me every time he reads one of these fake shock articles, and he's being serious in his concern.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
It's quite unfortunate. The Onion is so good, that it's content is generally even more entertaining despite being obviously fake, while still giving us the opportunity to mock the few who still don't get it.Originally Posted by Animeniax
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
Holy crap I can't believe the comments I'm reading on that site. Though I'm really surprised more news outlets aren't mentioning Obama's son.
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
Hahahah! China took the Onion's "Kim Jong-Un sexiest man alive" article seriously:
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#...hits-china.cnn
“For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?”
The communists aren't known for their sense of humour, so naturally they would take it seriously. They still have some way to go before they catch up on mass media quirks.
I can see how his round face, plump physique, and dead eyes might appeal to women with a zombie dough boy fetish.
In other news, O'Reilly once again puts his foot in his mouth, probably on purpose:
Gangnam Style Sucks
"You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
- Inquisitor Czevak
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