I was hanging out with a pal of mine over the weekend. His old lady called crying, "I can't believe Michael is dead."
My pal replies, "bitch why are you crying for him? You hate child molesters; Your son was molested; Your brother is in jail for the rest of his life for child molestation. Why the fuck should you cry for Jackson? You should be glad he's burning right now."
His old lady says, "I don't believe he's guilty. That was all invented by the media."
My pal asks, "You really think that freak is innocent?"
His old lady says, "Yes, just like O.J. is"
She wasn't being sarcastic.