In the news today

[Assertn]

My appendages tend to feel like they're tingling or numb just by reading about a condition that would cause them to tingle or go numb. lol...goddamn psychological symptoms.

[Penner]

Already posted this in the TV-Movies section but i'll post it here aswell..

Actor David Carradine found dead

[Jman]

Already posted this in the TV-Movies section but i'll post it here aswell..

Actor David Carradine found dead

Damn...He was a fine actor.

[Buffalobiian]

Woman 'made porn in childcare centre'

Way to kill someone's business.

[Marik]

Woman 'made porn in childcare centre'

Way to kill someone's business.

Wow, way to go ruin the lives of those children. They should both be covered in gasoline and be set ablaze.

[Nadouku]

What kind of messed up shit is that?

[Buffalobiian]

On a slightly different note, which sex knows when to stop regarding enlargements?
To some, the answer might sound surprising:

Man With 25cm Penis Implant Begs for Reduction

Source: *Explicit*http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...for-reduction/ *Explicit*

A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him.

The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm.

Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage.

Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway.

Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance.

However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction:

“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”

Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely.

The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.

Via MosNews.

The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished.

If only some would take these words to heart…(see below)

38KKK Idol Demands Bigger Implants: “They May Explode!”

Oppai idol Sheyla Hershey, whose silicone inflated breasts have reached a staggering 38KKK cup size thanks to possibly the world’s largest implants, totaling some four litres of silicone, has defied the warnings of doctors and now seeks even larger breasts, despite being told of the danger of the inflated mammaries exploding grotesquely.

“To me, big is beautiful,” she says, though most observers would likely disagree in this instance.

The 28-year-old idol’s breasts are some of the largest on the planet, all thanks to hours spent under the surgeon’s knife, and many tens of thousands of dollars in fees.

Still, she is not satisfied, and demands ever larger breasts for some reason. Responsible (or rather, lawsuit shy) US doctors refused to operate when she reached 34FFF, so she ignored them and went to her homeland of Brazil, where doctors are happy to pump her full of as much silicone as she has money to pay for.

She is blase about the risk of her breasts exploding: “I don’t think I have anything to worry about. To me big is beautiful.”

She yearns to have the largest breasts on the planet, an aspiration she developed after her first boyfriend unwisely paid for her initial implants. Soon her growing obsession and chest repelled even him, and he left her, but she is unrepentant: “I loved him very much, but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”

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[Penner]

Lol, ridiculous ;P

[Nadouku]

These news just keep getting ridiculous every day.

[darkshadow]

Those breast seem awesome for a certain kind of sexual activity though :x

[XanBcoo]

Oh my God, that website is ridiculous. Take a look at this article. I have never read anything so moronic or disgusting: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...n-to-ban-loli/

As if to prove that amongst feminists Japan is seen as an errant nation of yellow perverts who don’t know what’s good for themselves, the Queen of Sweden has proclaimed to the Japanese people that they must pursue an ever greater witch-hunt against the uncertain dangers of “child exploitation”, despite the fact that her own nation has the highest rates of sexual violence in all Europe, whilst Japan has some of the lowest in the world.

In statements reproduced as part of an interview with Japanese leftist rag Yomiuri, Queen Silvia implicitly chastised the nation of oriental dwarfs for their depraved lack of concern for the evils of “child exploitation”:

Translation: "Stupid hag doesn't want us to masturbate to pictures of children. She's just jealous that glorious Nippon is the best country in the world desu."

I honestly can't believe I just read that. Words fail me. It feels like it should be parody, but I know every word of it, as well as what's said in the comments, is true.

The worst part is that this guy's strawman argument that everyone thinks that "Japan is an errant nation of perverts" is actually true. Japan needs to get its goddamn act together.

[darkshadow]

You obviously didn't get the meaning of that article.

[XanBcoo]

Explain it to me, then.

Honestly, I'd really like to believe that I've misinterpreted something, and that it wasn't likening the suggestion to criminalize pictures of naked children (drawn or otherwise) to the Inquisition or the Salem witch trials.

[darkshadow]

The meaning is that before you judge something else, take care of your own faults first, sure Japan has its share of (virtual) loli porn stuff, but as said in the article; "her own nation has the highest rates of sexual violence in all Europe".

Now which do you honestly think is worse, glorified loli H, or actual sexual crimes?

[XanBcoo]

The meaning is that before you judge something else, take care of your own faults first, sure Japan has its share of (virtual) loli porn stuff, but as said in the article; "her own nation has the highest rates of sexual violence in all Europe".

"her own nation has the highest rates of reported sexual violence in all Europe"

Fixed that for you.

I hope you're not saying that Japan is free from sexual crime. Take a look at the articles I posted. Especially the one about the segregated trains. Consider that 1) Japan defines "sexual crimes" by its own skewed standards, and 2) Japan is a ridiculously misogynistic culture, and that even in cultures where women are actually respected, being a victim of a sexual crime carries the stigma of embarrassment and that most cases go unreported.

That article is pretending to play the numbers game, but is pretty much ignoring half of the issue. Japan isn't as safe and clean as you'd like to imagine.

[darkshadow]

What does that even matter, I never said Japan is safe and clean, that was never the issue here. The issue is comparing loli material with sex crimes.
So you still haven't answered my question, just derailed it with something that is irrelevant to the article.

Again:
Now which do you honestly think is worse, glorified loli H, or actual sexual crimes? ( That is what the article is about ).

[Kraco]

Haha. Xan taking Sankaku's "news" seriously is even more funny than the way those articles are always written over there. The site lives for perverted stuff, 99% concentrated on stuff from Japan, so what kind of a bias did you fail to expect them to have? Anything else than an article like that would be about as likely as an Italian TV station criticizing Berlusconi or a Russian journalist living for a year after revealing something shocking about the Russian government.

[XanBcoo]

Again:
Now which do you honestly think is worse, glorified loli H, or actual sexual crimes? ( That is what the article is about ).

I didn't derail it, and it wasn't irrelevant. The article is trying to take the moral high ground and say that Japan has fewer sexual crimes than Sweden, which is not true at all.

Your question is based on a false premise, but obviously sexual crimes are worse than pornography. Now if you take that answer and somehow interpret that Sweden has more problems than Japan when it comes to sexual crimes, then you're ignoring the reality of the situation.

That is one of the worst written and most ridiculously biased articles I've seen this side of Fox News or Feministing.com. It's sarcastic quotes around "child exploitation" and finger-pointing at Sweden are pathetic justifications for the behavior they're condoning. Get a grip.

Haha. Xan taking Sankaku's "news" seriously is even more funny than the way those articles are always written over there. The site lives for perverted stuff, 99% concentrated on stuff from Japan, so what kind of a bias did you fail to expect them to have? Anything else than an article like that would be about as likely as an Italian TV station criticizing Berlusconi or a Russian journalist living for a year after revealing something shocking about the Russian government.

Honestly I wouldn't take it seriously if it was clearly written as a joke. My problem is that the writer and the comments (and apparently darkshadow) actually believe the bullshit they are saying. I think it's quite sad.

[Kraco]

I wouldn't take it seriously if it was clearly written as a joke. My problem is that the writer and the comments (and apparently darkshadow) actually believe the bullshit they are saying. I think it's quite sad.

How exactly do you know what Artefact believes (I'm not going to say anything about random visitors to the site)? From your reactions I'd judge this was the first time you really read the site, so obviously you haven't been around to see he has written articles following that same kind of twisted style for a long time. It doesn't even need to be in order to defend Japan, because even when he tells about crazy Russian or Chinese or whatever happenings, it's always the same. Well, seeing how he's running a site like that, he obviously doesn't want anybody to terminate his source of material and amusement, that is, that particular corner of Japan's culture. You can hardly blame the dude any more than you can blame us for not liking Funimation's C&D letters.

[XanBcoo]

Funimation issues Cease and Desist for distributing property that they legally purchased, we complain but realize that we either move on or find a way to keep watching subbed anime.

Sweden addresses the fact that Japan needs to take a look at their laws so that the sexual exploitation of children is no longer condoned, and this guy swiftly crosses his arms in defiance, demonizing a legitimate argument saying "Well uh...uh...Sweden has no room to talk since their stance on sexual crimes actually produces more crime. Also she's racist and her father is a Nazi."

Sorry, I realize I'm preaching to the choir here since you know that that kind of argument is absolutely ridiculous, and a pathetic way to justify masturbating to pictures of little girls, but how can you tell me that this guy has invented BS arguments like this over and over again and doesn't actually believe he's justified in doing so?