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    What's up, doc? Animeniax's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by itadakimasu
    http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwo...-to-the-punch/


    Shamwow salesman punches hooker to get her to stop biting his tongue...
    Has anyone actually tried this product and can they say if it works as well as advertised? I'm in the market for cleaning products.


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    Awesome user with default custom title XanBcoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    Has anyone actually tried this product and can they say if it works as well as advertised? I'm in the market for cleaning products.
    The Shamwow is just a knockoff of the pretty standard cleaning product, chamois.

    As good a salesman as Vince is, don't believe him when he says you're paying $20 a month on paper towels, and don't believe him when he tells you you need to pay $20 for a cloth set you could easily buy for 10.

    The only advantage of buying a Shamwow is being able to say "I bought a Shamwow, yeah, a Shamwow, from Vince."

    I'm buying a Snuggie for my best friend's birthday for that very reason.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    And don't let him tell you a sponge typically lasts you a week.
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