In the news today

[Abdula]

Some Goatse should clear that right up, but seriously this sex addiction stuff is pure BS. People need to learn self control.

[The Heretic Azazel]

I don't know, in college I did a fairly big report on sexual addiction. After all, it is an addiction much like anything else not enjoyed in moderation and a lot of specialists have found evidence viewing the brain's waves when the subject was presented with a stimulus.

[Buffalobiian]

So what happens if you don't get your sex on time? Do you substitute with masturbation, or will you shift to another sex/species?

[XanBcoo]

Sounds like a good defense for rape. Like a form of pleading insanity.

Wasn't the "Sex Addicts" thing a joke in that one Will Ferrel movie Blades of Glory? I'd say "you can't make this shit up" but I guess someone already did.

[Jaitne]

Sounds like a good defense for rape. Like a form of pleading insanity.

Wasn't the "Sex Addicts" thing a joke in that one Will Ferrel movie Blades of Glory? I'd say "you can't make this shit up" but I guess someone already did.

Nah, if he knew it was wrong and his IQ isn't below 70, then they'll probably hold him responsible for his actions entirerly.

[darkmetal505]

So whats up with McCain choosing a women for VP, eh?

[Abdula]

I have no idea what they were thinking, and I don't care since Obama is going to win anyway, but something is just wrong with his campaign. Most likely they thought they were going to get the Hilary voters who still refuse to vote for Obama, as stupid as they are their vote still counts, but still there had to be a better choice for a running mate out there somewhere.

[Jaitne]

So whats up with McCain choosing a women for VP, eh?

She has little experience, so he's saying he plans to be there for a long time. Plus, first female vice president means that he'll get known for something (along with being the oldest president). So.. both candidates have something that will be really historical if they win. Also, for all those women voters who are pissed that they have no Hillary, might vote for McCain because he has a female VP.

Just some ideas >.>

[Abdula]

if they win.

Thats just the thing, he is supposed to pick someone who can help him win

[Jaitne]

You'd think that.. you know, make the perfect ticket, but he thinks he's already perfect, prolly. Except, he can't use the inexperienced card now.

[Psyke]

A man's efforts to become a "bigger" man a week before his engagement went embarrassingly wrong.

I still don't understand how what he did could have helped.

[Abdula]

um, uh..................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha

[Assertn]

At first I read that as slipping a testicle around his penis.....
Which...would be....erm....huh?

[XanBcoo]

Don LaFontaine died today

http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/09/64990/index.html

LaFontaine, known as the "King of Voiceovers," died Monday afternoon at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. LaFontaine's agent, Vanessa Gilbert, tells ET that he passed away following complications from Pneumothorax, the presence of air or gas in the pleural cavity, the result of a collapsed lung. The official cause of death has not yet been released.

Over the past 25 years, LaFontaine cemented his position as the "King of Voiceovers." Aside from being the preeminent voice in the movie trailer industry, Don also worked as the voice of Entertainment Tonight and The Insider, as well as for CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox and UPN, in addition to TNT, TBS and the Cartoon Network. By conservative estimates, he voiced hundreds of thousands of television and radio spots, including commercials for Chevrolet, Pontiac, Ford, Budweiser, McDonalds, Coke, and many other corporate sponsors.

Yeah, he's the "Voiceover Guy". After I heard this I searched youtube and found this really good video clip about him and his work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg

[Buffalobiian]

Damn, I'll miss that guy. And his voice. It's been around so long that it just kinda grows on you.

R.I.P. Don


And as for the guy with the small penis, he should have done some research. Erectile length is not proportional to flaccid size. Does it say how he stuck it on. I only read that he's a welder.

[Buffalobiian]

Man clocks a million miles.

A million miles with no accident. If he can prove that, I think it should go down for a World Record.

[python862]

Not really important to the world, but I thought this interesting:

16 Year Old Kid Drops Out Of School to Play Guitar Hero

All I can really say to that is: What the fuck are these people thinking? I mean, seriously.

[complich8]

Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

"I tell you, this was one weird case."

I don't know what to say about this one, other than it's pretty effing strange.
(via digg)

[Abdula]

Yeah I read this in the post today. The story is weird enough but smacking someone with an 8 inch sausage is just hilarious. I especially love how the police said " the dog ate the weapon"

If only disposing of weapons was always that easy.

[XanBcoo]

The sausage slapper had me laughing for about 10 minutes.

Girl commits suicide

BHOPAL, India - A teenage girl in central India killed herself on Wednesday after being traumatized by media reports that a "Big Bang" experiment in Europe could bring about the end of the world, her father said. The 16-year old girl from the state of Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but later died, police said.

Her father, identified on local television as Biharilal, said that his daughter, Chayya, killed herself after watching doomsday predictions made on Indian news programs.

For the past two days, many Indian news channels held discussions airing doomsday predictions over a huge particle-smashing machine buried under the Swiss-French border.

The machine, called the Large Hadron Collider, was switched on on Wednesday, at the start of what experts say is the largest scientific experiment in human history.

Drama queen .