In the news today

[Idealistic]

^^ Yeah... I don't even think it's humanly possible to hold your breath until you die. That kid must have been stuck or something. I don't think the sand in a sandbox is that thick and heavy that he couldn't get out on his own if he couldn't breathe.

Conspiracy I say!!

But seriously... I don't know what those kids were thinking.

[Assertn]

Beware....you children may ALSO be copying sand jootsos!
Sounds like a national crisis to me.

Also....
How does one get buried from their head to their shoulder? Like an ostrich? Couldn't he just...you know....lift himself up out of the sand?

[darkshadow]

“They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them”

Thats what they were thinking, dumb fucks.

[Assertn]

Someone forgot to tell him that his eyes have to be red and have multiple holes in it before he can copy jootsos

[darkshadow]

i also suspect foul play, you cant just die outright from being with your head in the sand, he couldve dug himself out, i mean you start to feel when you run out of air, them other bitch kids were prolly holding him down or some shit.

[Uchiha Barles]

That's not necessarily true. Sand is pretty heavy, and if you're burried in it pretty compactly, you might not be able to get out, especially if you're a 10 year old kid, even more especially if you're a feeble 10 year old kid. I'm seriously trying not to laugh at this though.