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  1. Tue, 12-09-2008, 10:30 AM #741
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    My girlfriend regularly fellates me for hair gel supply as it is. She must be the healthiest hair stylist in our town.
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  2. Tue, 12-09-2008, 11:36 AM #742
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stitch
    My girlfriend regularly fellates me for hair gel supply as it is. She must be the healthiest hair stylist in our town.
    Is her name Mary?
    "Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
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  3. Tue, 12-09-2008, 11:55 AM #743
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    Her name is Visundra. She's Indian. Nothing feels more dangerous than banging an Indian girl outside of an arranged marriage.
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  4. Tue, 12-09-2008, 12:16 PM #744
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    Ok I think we're getting to know too much information already....
    "Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
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  5. Tue, 12-09-2008, 12:28 PM #745
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    Lol...yea, I showed that to my gf, and then she got angry at me when I told her it was an obvious joke. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything...she actually thought it was a real study.
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  7. Tue, 12-09-2008, 12:37 PM #747
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    There is a such thing as too much of a good thing...I'm just surprised she thought it was real; although she did get suspicious when none of the links worked.
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    Inventor builds Fem-Bot

    Devoted Aiko — “in her 20s” — has a stunning 32-23-33 figure, pretty face and shiny hair.

    She is always happy to clean the house for “husband” Le, help with his accounts or get him a drink.

    Computer ace Le, 33, from Ontario, Canada, has spent two years and £14,000 building his dream girl.

    He had planned to make an android to care for the elderly.

    But his project — inspired by sci-fi robots like Star Wars’s C3PO — strayed off-course....
    Good fucking Lord.

    Videos here

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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  9. Wed, 12-10-2008, 11:16 PM #749
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    I actually like this one more:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5Eu...eature=related
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  10. Wed, 12-10-2008, 11:18 PM #750
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    “Women usually try to talk to her. But men always want to touch her, and if they do it the wrong way she slaps them.”
    Good stuff there. It really makes you think if true AI is just around the corner.

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  11. Wed, 12-10-2008, 11:30 PM #751
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkshadow
    I actually like this one more:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5Eu...eature=related
    Yeah, but can that doll feed it's owner?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLMe...e=channel_page

    Better yet, can it refuse to feed him?

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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  12. Wed, 12-10-2008, 11:42 PM #752
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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLMe...e=channel_page
    "Ouch, that's very hurt. Stop it"

    One easy thing to improve on is erasing the Engrish Really, it's scary how people already want to build these things for sex. If what Xan said was true about refusing to feed, I'd imagine they can do the same

    Actually, I just got an idea - Program these things to go around underage, with an auto-dial to the cops upon penetration.

    Operation: Jailbait

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  13. Thu, 12-11-2008, 02:39 AM #753
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    lol, what's wierd is
    has the ability to learn.
    only a matter of time until they take over :x

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  14. Thu, 12-11-2008, 09:37 AM #754
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    More on robo-development:

    MKV: Multiple Kill Vehicle

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    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=693523

    More than 15,000 videos and 500,000 images of child abuse, described by police as being among the worst they have seen, have been seized as a result of the 12-month investigation.

    The images and videos, shared between members of an online peer-to-peer network, include the sexual abuse of children as young as 12 months old........"Some depicted sexual abuse of children lasting more than two hours," he said....

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  16. Thu, 12-11-2008, 09:04 PM #756
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    12 months old? god fucking damn
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  17. Fri, 12-12-2008, 01:55 AM #757
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    whoa, 12 months? dang...

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  18. Fri, 12-12-2008, 03:24 AM #758
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    I hope the main culprits never see the sunlight without the shadows of bars in their life again. That's just way too sick.
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  19. Fri, 12-12-2008, 12:02 PM #759
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    12 moths old and/or 2h of abuse? Holy Shit.
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    Wireless Controller Helps Recover Stolen 360

    Student Uses Technology To Find Stolen Xbox
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