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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Hahahah! China took the Onion's "Kim Jong-Un sexiest man alive" article seriously:
    The communists aren't known for their sense of humour, so naturally they would take it seriously. They still have some way to go before they catch up on mass media quirks.

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    I can see how his round face, plump physique, and dead eyes might appeal to women with a zombie dough boy fetish.

    In other news, O'Reilly once again puts his foot in his mouth, probably on purpose:

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    Satire is an art form, and it isn't an easy one. Some publications get it, most don't.

    The Onion attacks poorly written journalism and overblown headlines (usually by making really mundane ones), and their Onion News Network tv show assaults the 24 hour news channel format, with less focus on the content. Both work, but both also jab at separate things. They're successful because they play both mediums completely straight, and don't push things too far so as to make it obvious to the unsuspecting.

    It's a very fine line, and a lot of places try too hard to be funny.

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    What the putrid FUCK?

    http://gothamist.com/2012/11/12/elmo...ash_leaves.php

    Apparently, Elmo might've been fucking underaged boys...
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uchiha Barles View Post
    What the putrid FUCK?

    http://gothamist.com/2012/11/12/elmo...ash_leaves.php

    Apparently, Elmo might've been fucking underaged boys...
    That's the reason I hate it when studios advertise the voices behind characters of animated movies. It takes away the magic and can ruin a beloved character when the voice actor does some evil shit.

    My favorite Simpsons episodes featured characters where you didn't even know it was some famous actor doing the voice.


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    Oh noes, he may have been "abusing a 16 year old"!

    Gay or not 16 year olds are sex starved little fucks, i doubt the guy lured him with candy into a van.

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    I'd agree, except I doubt many teen boys are looking for sex with 40 year old men. And 16 is below the age of consent in pretty much every state in the US. And it's Elmo... which is probably the biggest concern of this story.


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    Yeah pretty much. I like children's shows and the fantasies I grew up with to be free of this kind of shit. Just keep it clean.
    "You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    That's the reason I hate it when studios advertise the voices behind characters of animated movies. It takes away the magic and can ruin a beloved character when the voice actor does some evil shit.
    Does it really matter that the guy is Elmo's voice actor?

    Or am I really a rare breed in that I can evaluate someone's professional performance in a detached manner from their personal lives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    Does it really matter that the guy is Elmo's voice actor?

    Or am I really a rare breed in that I can evaluate someone's professional performance in a detached manner from their personal lives?
    Yeah that's really the only reason this is news. The guy who is the voice of children's favorite TV friend molests children. Childhood memories -> ruined.


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    You can't evaluate nostalgia in a detached manner, that's how nostalgia works.

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    I am with Buff here. I always judge the professional work separate from the private life of the person.
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    So you guys can like and root for an athlete who plays well even if he's a scumbag off the field/court? Or maybe an actor or musician. Can you really enjoy their roles/music if you know they're despicable human beings off stage? I can't do it.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    So you guys can like and root for an athlete who plays well even if he's a scumbag off the field/court? Or maybe an actor or musician. Can you really enjoy their roles/music if you know they're despicable human beings off stage? I can't do it.
    I totally can.

    It doesn't matter if Michael Jackson is a paedophile or not, his music (and my enjoyment of it) remains unchanged.

    I get particularly worked up about parents vocalising their displeasure about public figures (example: Gil from Twins for anyone somewhat familiar with Asian pop culture) engaging in scandalous acts. They complained of her being a bad moral influence and was supposed to be a good role model for youths because of her popularity.

    Well I'm sorry, but she gets paid to sing, not teach your kid. If you think your kid is receiving such bad influences, maybe you should help them identify them instead of policing other people. Not that you can tell your kid you're a virgin anyway.

    Anyway, to finish back on point.. I can enjoy the work/performance of people even if they participate in despicable, unrelated activities. I expect others to evaluate me in the same way, but I know it doesn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    So you guys can like and root for an athlete who plays well even if he's a scumbag off the field/court? Or maybe an actor or musician. Can you really enjoy their roles/music if you know they're despicable human beings off stage? I can't do it.
    Yes i can.
    If you are buying a pizza you evaluate it's taste and skill of the chef, not his/her personal life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xelbair View Post
    If you are buying a pizza you evaluate it's taste and skill of the chef, not his/her personal life.
    If you knew the chef's home is a veritable pigsty and he only takes a shower once a week, that is, you knew a part of his personal life, I think it just might affect your view of the food he prepares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    So you guys can like and root for an athlete who plays well even if he's a scumbag off the field/court? Or maybe an actor or musician. Can you really enjoy their roles/music if you know they're despicable human beings off stage? I can't do it.
    Of course I can. I am with Buff on this one. I think you wanting to see Michael Vick's career ended is pretty crazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    I get particularly worked up about parents vocalising their displeasure about public figures (example: Gil from Twins for anyone somewhat familiar with Asian pop culture) engaging in scandalous acts. They complained of her being a bad moral influence and was supposed to be a good role model for youths because of her popularity.
    I remember the scandal(s) with Gillian C. The thing is, a large part of the duo's popularity was their sweet virginal innocence. Finding out she was freaky (there were other accusations of sexual promiscuity aimed at both members) and seeing photo proof of it was a shocker in the conservative (on the face of it) culture of southeast Asia. Plus she needs to landscape that shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xelbair View Post
    Yes i can.
    If you are buying a pizza you evaluate it's taste and skill of the chef, not his/her personal life.
    Your example is severely lacking. Huge difference. Won't go on.


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    I dunno. It'd be nice to be able to disassociate the actor behind the puppet from the puppet as a character, but for me, that requires work. My first, gut reaction to the whole thing was "oh come the fuck on, really?" I can't help that. I actually can and do separate feelings for the personal lives of artists and athletes, and generally without such a knee jerk reaction. But something like this is different.

    As a kid I was lucky enough to be free from knowledge of all the things that I now consider dark, unsightly, wrong, etc. and these kids shows I watched were magical to me. They regularly evoked a feeling that, as an adult, I'm lucky to get even once a year (estimate pulled out of my ass). Some people claim to have stopped getting it altogether. As an adult, you know that the shit you watch is fantasy and that real people create them, and have real lives and real problems. But it's nice if you don't EVER have to realize that about things that were magical to you when you didn't know any better. Sure, if you think about it, you'll realize it, but I honestly never thought about. And this news brought that shit to the fore front for me with a flying dragon kick to the teeth. It's a shame.

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    The guy quit the whole thing btw, he now claims he was of legal age when they had sex.
    Well that's nice, but the damage is done, for me anyway. What an asshole.
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