were able to
were able to
make Deadfire forget
about his beloved
Bavarian Prostitute. Then
Terracosmo, wearing drag
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
came out of
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the closet and
started a fight
with Deadfire. They
then had sex
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about three times.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Oh my god !
They Killed Kenny!
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You Bastards! Screamed
Masamuneehs. He then
began fisting himself
with Celine Dion
I went ahead and figured I would bring closure to this particular thread. So here we go, the story you Gotwooters created.
THE END!"Today I found a black leprechaun and white wife playing D&D at Michael Jackson's house of flying daggers.., jack hammers, and.. empty vodka bottles. The next day he stole my house and sold my children to the Jamaican Mafia. I was relieved because I hated my beaner children. Especially the one suffering from lupus but i love the euros received for my left kidney that I ate onstage at it tasted like BoC's left nipple when in reality it was like Lucifus's left nut. No one really cares about howI feel when I have only a little bit of dirty ass to keep me from playing with with my penis while i watch a nude Barney quietly licking some homeless bum, whose dog was molested by KAA staff who had problems with his personal flying programming monkeys hit h game.
If you think thats weird try raping some bros and ejaculating in cans of tuna while playing with.. your favorite slinkey but always remember to shake your manwhores down for enough money too pay for my fine fat goose and my Negroplasty. Because if you start drooling my thick and juicy hog around here named Bacon will start jizzing all over the walls.on the bright.. side of things, the goatse man and his wife burned in hell for 6 minutes and they looked like something that.. just got burnt. I'm sure that is lame but.. I have cancer and the doctor screwed my wife while i was experimenting with his french maids outfit and feather duster on his new ten-speed bike. Then he cut off the power , but suddenly a very moist and naked girl Who was a prostitute on the professional golf circuit was hit by a wiggly and sluty female golfer.
She was obese and smelt of old eggs and curry, meanwhile back.. at The Bronx she went to the sex store and bought a Saber inflatable doll then suddenly deadfire pulled out his flaccid and unimpressive 3.25" floppy device lovingly named Binky.
Honoring a hamster that once fought.. to restore peace in his pant. speaking of pants mine are wet which probably explains..earlier furious masturbation. In the meantime while time traveling means being stoned out of your freaking mind I did a goatseand then a giant clone of M.C Hammer came out from my computer screen started doing some stand up comedy the comedy was offered by the goat show from mexico and that was the end my virginity. I started taking piano.. lessons from a perverted American midget with the name Jefferson GayLoussac III who touched me very very roughly in the deepest.. sections of my pants and buttocks. Meanwhile, the plan.. for world domination was nearly completed but something happened when my doorbell electrocuted the postman unfortunately the part I ordered earlier was destroyed, so then i had continued my plan with the help of my wife and her weird family and friends. We all decided to hunt down Munsu because he was too evil to really be a living being he was also a very very experienced master baiter. " Oh my god ", "everybody gets shot!"
The next day was the best because we finally were able to make Deadfire forget about his beloved Bavarian Prostitute. Then Terracosmo, wearing drag came out of the closet and started a fight with Deadfire. They then had sex about three times. Oh my god! They Killed Kenny! "You Bastards!" screamed Masamuneehs. He then began fisting himself with Celine Dion."
Isn't it wonderful...
That has got to be one of the greatest pieces of literature I've ever laid my eyes on. Encore!
Yeah, I think we should wait a while before another 3-word thread. I think our imaginations ran out of mental juice towards the end there.
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