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    continued my plan

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    family and friends.

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    We all decided

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    Munsu because he

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    was too evil

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    to really be

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    he was also

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    a very very

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    experienced master baiter.

    [please try to use punctuation everyone.]

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    "everybody gets shot!"

    [well, that didn't last long]

    KIMOCHI~II

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    The next day

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    was the best

    [Behold the power of boredom, the story so far:
    "Today I found a black leprechaun and white wife playing D&D at michael jacksons house of flying daggers.., jack hammers, and.. empty vodka bottles. The next day he stole my house and soldmy children to the Jamaican Mafia. I was relieved because I hated my beaner children. Especially the one suffering from lupus but i love the euros recieved for my left kidney that I ate onstage at it tasted like boc's left nipple when in reality it was like Lucifus's left nut. No one really cares about howI feel when I have only a little bit of dirty ass to keep me from playing with with my penis while i watcha nude Barney quietly licking some homeless bum, whose dog was molested by KAA staff who had problemswith his personal flying programming monkeys hit h game.

    If you think thats weird try raping some bros and ejaculating in cans of tuna while playing with.. your favorite slinkey but always remember to shake your manwhores down for enough money too pay for my fine fat goose and my Negroplasty. Because if you start drooling my thick and juicy hog around here named Bacon will start jizzing all over the walls.on the bright.. side of things, the goatse man and his wife burned in hell for 6 minutes and they looked like something that.. just got burnt. I'm sure that is lame but.. I have cancer and the doctor screwed my wife while i was experimenting with hisfrench maids outfit and feather duster on his new ten-speed bike. Then he cut off the power , but suddenly a very moist and naked girl Who was a prostitute on the professional golf circuit was hit by a wiggly and sluty female golfer.

    She was obese and smelt of old eggs and curry, meanwhile back.. at The Bronx she went to the sex store and bought a Saber inflatable doll then suddenly deadfire pulled out his flacid and unimpressive 3.25" floppy device lovingly named Binky.
    Honouring a hamster that once fought.. to restore peace in his pant. speaking of pants mine are wet which probably explains..earlier furious masterbation. In the meantime while time traveling means being stoned out of your freaking mind I did a goatseand then a giant clone of M.C Hammer came out from my computer screen started doing some stand up comedy the comedy was offered by the goat show from mexico and that was the end my virginity. I started taking piano.. lessons from aperverted american midget with the name Jefferson GayLoussac III who touched me very very roughly in the deepest.. sections of my pants and buttocks. Meanwhile, the plan.. for world domination was nearly completed but something happened when my doorbell electrocuted the postman unfortunately the part I ordered ealier was destryoed, so then i had continued my plan with the help of my wife and her weird family and friends. We all decided to hunt down Munsu because he was too evil to really be a living being he was also a very very experienced master baiter. " Oh my god ", "everybody gets shot!"

    The next day was the best"

    This essay is on pair with Nguyens in the funny picture thread]

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    because we finally

    [Thank you for doing that Sandldan, I was about to do that tonight. Now it saves me the trouble.]

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