Since I've been offline quite a bit lately because I'm a lazy son of a bitch I feel I owe you guys some sort of apology. This apology comes now in the form of my condensed events from last night. Prepare yourself for some really juicy stuff!
I've made out with guys before, but I haven't actually *point to the topic title* yet, until tonight that is. I was at this middle-of-the-week party, but that didn't matter to me since I've caught a cold so I'm not going to school anyway. I just walked around, minded my own business and stuff and this rather nice looking guy comes up to me and slaps my behind (I was wearing leather pants). I was like "hey, what do you want?". And he said "you". At that point I laughed quite a bit since I assumed he was one of the many anti-homo people in today's society.
Later during that night I was fucking wasted (as usual) and the guy comes up to me again and says "remember me?". I said "yeah, you were the one who slapped my ass". And he said "yeah, want me to do it again?". And I laughed. And he slapped quite a few times. I said "okay, you can stop now." He followed it up with "what, it's not turning you on?". I said "well it doesn't do it for me". Then he started kissing me without any warning and I was like OMGWTF but since I was drunk I continued. Then he dragged me along to a secluded room and well I think I'll just stop there. If anyone perchance wants a more detailed story then feel free to ask!
Let's just say that damn, that was better than I thought. I guess you can count me as truly flamboyant now!
God I'm so gonna get neg repped for this.