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  1. Tue, 02-06-2007, 09:37 PM #1
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    So I had sex with a guy last night.

    Since I've been offline quite a bit lately because I'm a lazy son of a bitch I feel I owe you guys some sort of apology. This apology comes now in the form of my condensed events from last night. Prepare yourself for some really juicy stuff!

    I've made out with guys before, but I haven't actually *point to the topic title* yet, until tonight that is. I was at this middle-of-the-week party, but that didn't matter to me since I've caught a cold so I'm not going to school anyway. I just walked around, minded my own business and stuff and this rather nice looking guy comes up to me and slaps my behind (I was wearing leather pants). I was like "hey, what do you want?". And he said "you". At that point I laughed quite a bit since I assumed he was one of the many anti-homo people in today's society.

    Later during that night I was fucking wasted (as usual) and the guy comes up to me again and says "remember me?". I said "yeah, you were the one who slapped my ass". And he said "yeah, want me to do it again?". And I laughed. And he slapped quite a few times. I said "okay, you can stop now." He followed it up with "what, it's not turning you on?". I said "well it doesn't do it for me". Then he started kissing me without any warning and I was like OMGWTF but since I was drunk I continued. Then he dragged me along to a secluded room and well I think I'll just stop there. If anyone perchance wants a more detailed story then feel free to ask!

    Let's just say that damn, that was better than I thought. I guess you can count me as truly flamboyant now!

    God I'm so gonna get neg repped for this.
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  2. Tue, 02-06-2007, 09:48 PM #2
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    OK?

    Umm... I don't really have anything to say... just "wow" and "WTF"
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  3. Tue, 02-06-2007, 09:56 PM #3
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    Do you want me to PM the details? ;D
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  4. Tue, 02-06-2007, 09:57 PM #4
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    You seriously had to make a thread about it didn't you?

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  5. Tue, 02-06-2007, 09:59 PM #5
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    Would it be me otherwise?!
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  6. Tue, 02-06-2007, 10:01 PM #6
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    Probably not.......but I didn't expect it this soon. I guess I'm losing my touch.....whatever that means.

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    Holy shit?! I thought this was a thread about some parody of some show until I saw it was made by Terra...

    Wait Terra were you the one being fucked or the one fucking?
    Last edited by ChaosK; Tue, 02-06-2007 at 10:28 PM.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
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    uh... Congrats?
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    part of life's mystery is figuring out yourself.

    send me the gory details terra, it takes alot to make me uncomfortable.

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  10. Tue, 02-06-2007, 10:50 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
    Holy shit?! I thought this was a thread about some parody of some show until I saw it was made by Terra...

    Wait Terra were you the one being fucked or the one fucking?
    Both.
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  11. Tue, 02-06-2007, 10:54 PM #11
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    Despite having a fight with the mods and swearing on not posting here Gay sex terra brought me back. Blame Chaoskiddo for telling me.

    I'll be honest. First, this is in no way unexpected. Anyone who sees otherwise please refer to many of terra's posts. Second, Gory details in this thread, making people ask for pm's is way to much work. Third, as a funny note, this makes so many flames seem so much more funny.
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  12. Tue, 02-06-2007, 11:22 PM #12
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    awkward

    well at least you enjoyed it?
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  13. Tue, 02-06-2007, 11:29 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by woofcat
    Despite having a fight with the mods and swearing on not posting here Gay sex terra brought me back. Blame Chaoskiddo for telling me.
    It went something like this

    Me: Woofcat
    Woofcat: what
    Me: Terra had sex with a guy
    Woofcat: what?
    Me: I mean...what's new?

    Quote Originally Posted by woofcat
    I'll be honest. First, this is in no way unexpected. Anyone who sees otherwise please refer to many of terra's posts. Second, Gory details in this thread, making people ask for pm's is way to much work. Third, as a funny note, this makes so many flames seem so much more funny.
    Ok, good job woof, your demand for the gory details has scared everyone away...although the thread title might've done that as well.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
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  14. Tue, 02-06-2007, 11:47 PM #14
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    You had sex.

    Congratulations...
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  15. Tue, 02-06-2007, 11:49 PM #15
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    I believe PA says it best...



    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
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  16. Tue, 02-06-2007, 11:55 PM #16
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    So is this the best thread ever or what?

    LMAO @ the PA comic & everybody's reactions

    You guys are a funny bunch (I'm one to talk there huh?)
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  17. Wed, 02-07-2007, 12:25 AM #17
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    good job......GAY POWER

    (im not gay tho)
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  18. Wed, 02-07-2007, 12:27 AM #18
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    damnn this thread at first freaked me out lol

    ty psj for this sig
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  19. Wed, 02-07-2007, 12:35 AM #19
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    Holy **** omg man I did not think you would go to the gay side, wtf. The make-up I thought that was supposed to be gothic or something but you being gay is acutally hard to believe. Lets hope you did weren't the one being but rapped.
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  20. Wed, 02-07-2007, 12:35 AM #20
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    Terra, you bring dishonor to your family!
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