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    Whow SICK FUCKING disgusting. The scary thing of this all is everybody complimenting you.. Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winged Dancer
    EH....

    So I just read the first post, and, uh.....

    Well... you see.... I....

    Well, I'm hot now. Excuse me while I go download yaoi or something.
    !!

    Well everybody part of the reason to why I didn't give a detailed summary right away is because I honestly don't remember the exact procedure. What I do know is however that we did "everything", yes, not only penetration but also oralsex. And I remember liking it. But the rest of it is like a blur, don't know how long we kept doing it and stuff.

    Also, it didn't hurt. That might also be because I was fucking drunk because I hear that is a great way of nullifying pain. :S

    It's pretty strange that I get hit on by guys, though. I mean I don't really look like a girl other than the fact that I use make-up. My build is rather manly. But I guess I give off those special vibes. And I did wear leather pants. And well my ass is pretty hot too...
    Last edited by Terracosmo; Wed, 02-07-2007 at 06:11 PM.

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    Turkish, were you picturing it happening to you? I bet you liked it .

    Terra, it had got to hurt the day after right?

    I know of people who play around acting "gay" while drunk but i have never heard a story quite like this. I mean alot of guys have made out with guys but for something like a straight guy to do something like this. Are you really straight?

    What would happen if you had the chance to do it again? Would you do it?

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    @Terra: Yeah it's weird. I guess people think you're gay when you're not just standing around looking cool. Cause you know, having fun = being gay.


    And btw what's up with all the hostility?

    "If a guy so much as looked at me I'd cut his heart out and feed it to his whore of a mother."

    Come on guys. Gay guys have high standards, you should be flattered that they hit on you.

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    Well this is interesting enough to drag me out being the trolling whore that i have become. Wow terra this doesn't surprise me at all, it was bound to happen since you look so much like a woman anyway(a sexy woman). As long as you had fun, and used a condom (STD's suck).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    (STD's suck)
    I always find it funny (ironic) when people say that something sexual sucks. "That porno sure sucked" "Damn she sucks".

    I know it's not funny, it's an internal joke I have with myself...

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    Then again, it's hard resisting this... (BRIGHTNESS FTW!!!)







    Linking the rest cuz they get a little worse:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...erand/hot5.jpg

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...erand/hot6.jpg

    There's room for all of you, boys

    Edit: Seems like this little escapade got me banned from IRC >_<
    Last edited by Terracosmo; Wed, 02-07-2007 at 08:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo

    Edit: Seems like this little escapade got me banned from IRC >_<
    Everyone is jealous that you got laid and they didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Everyone is jealous that you got laid and they didn't.
    No he just couldn't find the channel See here
    image fail!

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    Seems like this thread brought out Lefty, WD, and PSJ.

    Terra is becoming "shock value" incarnate.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo
    Seems like this thread brought out Lefty, WD, PSJ, and, Kage

    Terra is becoming "shock value" incarnate.
    Yep. I want to hear mut's response.

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    I bet it would get Mut going.

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    Very strange that so many people magically showed up once this thread was made...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knives122
    Very strange that so many people magically showed up once this thread was made...
    They're all surrendering to his love..I mean with a thread that titles "So I had sex with a guy last night" who the hell could resist?


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba

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    ....still waiting on those gritty details T-coz. I understand that that mass of gray matter between your ears might have some difficulty overcoming the damage from the alcohol, but surely you remember something! Hell, worse comes to worst, you can always ask the guy you hooked up with.

    Quote Originally Posted by PSJ
    I mean alot of guys have made out with guys but for something like a straight guy to do something like this. Are you really straight?

    What would happen if you had the chance to do it again? Would you do it?
    These questions might take a while for you to figure out, and it'd be totally normal for you not to want to post the responses, but I'm with PSJ, these are the big questions and I want the juicy answers.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".

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    terra, did you start taking happy pills? because you seem more energetic than before..

    i saw the thread, read the post, then had a blank look on my face for like 20 minutes. i didn't know if i should laugh or not.. the randomness..
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    Quote Originally Posted by masamuneehs
    ....still waiting on those gritty details T-coz. I understand that that mass of gray matter between your ears might have some difficulty overcoming the damage from the alcohol, but surely you remember something! Hell, worse comes to worst, you can always ask the guy you hooked up with.

    These questions might take a while for you to figure out, and it'd be totally normal for you not to want to post the responses, but I'm with PSJ, these are the big questions and I want the juicy answers.
    I'd ask him, but I don't know who he is really. I might meet him again soon.. hmm...

    As for the questions, I see myself as straight still since I don't want a relationship with a man, so far this was only a fun thing.. but hey.. who knows what might happen?

    And if I'd do it again? under the right circumstances (=alcohol), definitely.

    As for the happiness, I've been laughing nonstop lately since I downloaded a piece of porn called "Whorecraft" in which elves have sex with dwarves, warcraft style. I find it hilarious and somewhat arousing.

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    [21:45] <Knives> I'm gonna get one of those beds that teach me while I sleep
    [21:53] <Terracosmo> it is not the bed which teaches you
    [21:53] <Terracosmo> it is you who teach the bed
    [21:54] <Chaos> ...touche`
    [21:54] <Terracosmo> thank you
    [21:54] <Terracosmo> I have acquired wisdom from sleeping with men
    [21:54] <Chaos> man*
    [21:54] <Chaos> unles you have more stories...
    [21:54] <Terracosmo> well only hugs & kisses
    [21:55] <Knives> no more stories
    [21:55] <Chaos> wisdom is like AIDS
    [21:55] <Chaos> or HIV
    [21:55] <Chaos> you can only get it through sex
    [21:55] <Chaos> or needles
    [21:55] <Terracosmo> well said

    --
    there was some idiocy involving z's impression that apparently people squirt blood outta their necks normally...
    --
    [21:59] <Chaos> how the hell did we get on the topic of AIDS anyway?
    [21:59] <Terracosmo> because I had sex with a man?
    [22:00] <Chaos> sure...
    [22:00] <Chaos> let's go with that one
    [22:00] <Knives> which in itself is distrubing..
    [22:01] <Chaos> people are not satisfied with that
    [22:01] <Terracosmo> they want to know about how I used grape juice to make me easier to access
    [22:02] * Terracosmo laughs loudly
    [22:02] <Chaos> Terracosmo i don't think gotwoot will be content until you draw diagrams
    [22:02] <Chaos> explaining exactly what you did
    [22:08] <Chaos> i give you all the diagram! http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1928/btttwu6.jpg
    [22:08] <Terracosmo> butt buddy johnny lmao
    [22:09] <Terracosmo> I like how I look backwards and see Knives and go like "wtf are you doing here" and Knives is like "just watching"
    [22:09] <Chaos> knives, wtf you doing there?
    [22:13] <Chaos> http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4135/gfasdph7.jpg
    [22:14] <Assassin> you're enjoying that way too much chaos
    [22:14] * Assassin thinks terra's found a new "budyy"
    [22:14] * Chaos 's name isn't johnny
    [22:15] <Assassin> thats what he'll call you when hes ramming you up the pooper
    [22:16] <Terracosmo> don't call it the pooper, call it the lesser gloryhole
    [22:16] <Chaos> uhh
    [22:17] <Assassin> lol
    [22:17] <Chaos> i poop out knive's ass
    [22:17] <Terracosmo> that's like calling a vagina the pisser
    [22:19] <Assassin> chaos gives a shit
    [22:19] <Assassin> thru knives' hole
    [22:21] <Chaos> knives
    [22:21] <Chaos> have you ever been sitting in class
    [22:21] <Chaos> and wondered where the fuck a shit in your pants came from?
    [22:21] <Chaos> now you know
    [22:22] <Assassin> lol
    [22:24] <Spiegel-GameComp> http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6...rastoryhd9.png
    [22:24] <Spiegel-GameComp> I thought i would join in on the MSPainting
    [22:25] <Terracosmo> ROFL
    [22:25] <Assassin> >.>
    [22:25] <Terracosmo> I love the expressions
    [22:25] <Assassin> my eyes dont look like that!


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    all i have to say to terra is:


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