^That was actually pretty funny.
^That was actually pretty funny.
Episode 5
<Naruto still hanging from tree>
Kakashi: You pretty much suck ass...(whoop, time to start the trend of suspense-killers known as kawarimi)
Kakashi: There appears to be a girl behind the bushes...I'm just gonna...go ahead and blow some leaves around, place a fake body over here...then when she's unconscious I'll slip away and forget to call the next day
Kakashi: Wow, here's a genin that can use fire jutsus...not bad. Might as well take the opportunity to exploit my vast knowledge of thousands of jutsus now before I get stuck relying on the same water/lightning jutsus I'll always use for the rest of this series.
Kakashi: Aight, so liiieeeek....you guys shouldnt really be ninjas...you've pretty much ignored the same concept I've been hammering since the last episode...but I miss my friends, so I'll give you another chance.
Naruto: Guys, gimme some food....trust me....he's totally out in the woods doing something that in no way involves us.
Sasuke: Being a genin, I should still be able to detect the presence of an elite jounin, and I don't sense him, so he's obviously engrossed in whatever old men alone in the woods engross themselves with.
<insert unreasonably awkward sakura feeding naruto moment>
Kakashi: COLD COCK!!!
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: !!!
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
Nice, I'll have to save that one.Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel
yar....
well perhaps the idea has cought on after all lol.
You all seam to be better writers at this then me anyways
What is Cold Cock?
Off-topic.
And contentless post.
Warning up 20.
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me do episode 6 now cool?
Naruto: Why now one hire me for mission? I such good ninja! Hey you bitch, you give me good mission bitch!
3rd Hokage: *oldman grumble* Who you call bitch? I give you secretly really hard mission to fuck you day up. Have nice day.
*some crap about puny hole in wall country, something about bridge*
Naruto: We guard this dude! Mission mission mission! I become Hokage, get 401k!
Sneaky water ninja: Oh n0, We attack!
Sasuke kick ass. Naruto piss pants.
Kakashi: I not like this... oh, Naruto bleeding? They put the poo in your wound, you die soon.
Sakura: We give up! Naruto hurt, mission too hard! I cry like this in every episode just like this!
Naruto: Bitch you shut up! I cut that poison out and act 1337 to get you on my floor. I never back down from mission! That's my way of the ninja, believe it!
*everyone secretly laugh at him*
Kakashi: He crazy like a fox, but much dumber... Oh, and your hand still bleed like Irishman's wife at bottom of stairs.
Naruto: 0nooooooo!
*flash away, Zabuza in queer-eye cow-hide boots*
Zabuza: I may sodomize a 15 year old bishounen boy, ala Mark Foley, but I got da big ass sword, I rule joo bitch!
Take two of these muchachos and call us in the morning. Yeah, call us, we'll be drunk.
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