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  1. Mon, 10-02-2006, 10:55 AM #1
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    Naruto Recaps

    Well while we are waiting on the stupid fillers to end, I thought id post something iv had an idea on for a while.

    I present, the Naruto recap, every ep in under 60 seconds.... ish....

    Starting with Ep 1:


    Naruto: Hi Im Naruto!

    Class: No one cares!

    Naruto: Damn I suck...

    Iruka: Test time! Make clones!

    Naruto: Ha ha I did it!

    Iruke: ... You fail! You suck!

    Naruto: *sniffle* no one likes me...

    Iruke: Finaly the boy learns something...

    *later*

    Mizuki: Got a deal for you, you steal top secret scrole, you become ninja!

    Naruto: Awsome!

    Mizuke: Damn this boys dense...

    Naruto: hmm?

    Mizuke: Nothing nothing...

    *later*

    Naruto: hmm kage bushin? sounds like I can spam this move later... sweet.

    Iruka: What the Hell are you doing?

    Naruto: I stole this so now you have to make me Ninja!

    Iruka: ... WTF?

    Mizuke: Haha all part of my plan. BTW Naruto you are the 9 tailed deamon fox!

    Naruto: Sweet! I mean.... huh?

    Iruka: ...

    Mizuke: And you killed Iruka's parrents!

    Naruto: Damn, im worse then I thought

    Iruka: that wasnt Naruto!

    Mizuke: Was too!

    Iruka: Was not!

    Mizuke: Was too!

    Iruka: Was not!

    Mizuke: Was too!

    Iruka: Was not!

    Mizuke: Was too!

    Iruka: Was not!

    Naruto: ... Um ill be over here till you two are done....

    Iruka: ok... OUCH! damn I have a big shuriken stuck out of my back!

    Mizuke: Ha Ha you suck!

    Naruto: Grr I cant take this! Time for me to begin my spamage! Mass Kage Bushin!

    Mizuke: ... Sucks to be me...

    Iruka: There is such thing as overkill....

    Naruto: Har har!

    Iruka: Fine, you can be a ninja, just as long as you PROMISE never to spam Kage Bushin OR Ressengan!

    Naruto: Sure! HE HE Im ninja NINJA! BAHAHAHA PHEAR ME!

    Iruka: Oh god, what have I done....
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  2. Mon, 10-02-2006, 11:13 AM #2
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    What the fuck is the point of this thread
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  3. Mon, 10-02-2006, 11:14 AM #3
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    YOU my friend are too uptight

    What else is there to do (besides bitch at more fillers and crap)

    I mean personaly im tired of bitching at fillers so I thought id at least TRY to add some fun in teh mix lol.
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  4. Mon, 10-02-2006, 11:22 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizuchi
    What the fuck is the point of this thread
    This may be a complete shot in the dark but.....I believe the point of this thread is to recap every Naruto episode in under 60 seconds
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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  5. Mon, 10-02-2006, 11:29 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Craft
    YOU my friend are too uptight

    What else is there to do (besides bitch at more fillers and crap)

    I mean personaly im tired of bitching at fillers so I thought id at least TRY to add some fun in teh mix lol.
    Lol I guess what i said came out wrong, what I meant was what do you expect replies to be? Comments on your post or their own recaps on other eps?
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  6. Mon, 10-02-2006, 11:44 AM #6
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    Under 60 seconds indeed. Why? Because I didn't bother to read past the 6th line
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  7. Mon, 10-02-2006, 12:10 PM #7
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    ah well *shrugs* I thought it was a good idea

    lol

    ill just shut up now
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  8. Mon, 10-02-2006, 12:36 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Craft
    What else is there to do (besides bitch at more fillers and crap)
    Umm, how about going outside and playing some sports, or getting some sunlight? Or read a book, or watch something else on tv, or play a video game, or hang out with friends, or go to the park, or go to the gym, or do something constructive?
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  9. Mon, 10-02-2006, 12:54 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    do something constructive?
    YOU SPEAK THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL
    CUPCAKES BABY!
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  10. Mon, 10-02-2006, 02:49 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax
    Worthless anti-forum Drivel
    Why don't you do all that stuff and stay the fuck away from the people who want to watch good anime and talk about it with other people that care. Since you obviously don't care why waste your precious time telling us your fantasies and go live them.
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  11. Mon, 10-02-2006, 03:43 PM #11
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    This thread is actually more clever than most of the other ones i've seen here lately
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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  12. Mon, 10-02-2006, 04:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by AssertnFailure
    This thread is actually more clever than most of the other ones i've seen here lately
    Then why don't you explain to us in all of your great wisdom, seeing how you are much smarter than the rest of us, what people are supposed to reply on this thread? Instead of posting a useless comment on what you think of the quality of the thread.
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  13. Mon, 10-02-2006, 04:26 PM #13
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    recap the next episode if you want I guess.

    but no one is forcing you to do it.
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  14. Mon, 10-02-2006, 04:35 PM #14
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    Episode 2

    Photographer: Say Cheese!
    Naruto: I Look so Totally Awesome!

    Hokage: Take it again.
    Naruto: WHAT!

    Henge! (Sexy what ever)

    Hokage *Blood*

    Konohamaro: Die Old man

    *trips*

    Konohamaro: Naruto you did something

    Naruto: Screw you, *punchs kid*

    Ebisu: Don't get involved with Naruto even if he hit you!

    *Konohamaro Follows Naruto*

    Konohamaro: Teach me Pervertated Abilities!

    Naruto: Yay someone looks upto me!
    Naruto: Try to transform!

    Konohamaro: Do i look like her?
    Naruto: No your fat.

    Naruto: Lets Look at Ladies in the book shop!
    Store Owner: Get out!

    Naruto: Fine lets try the baths
    *Ladies beat naruto up*

    Naruto: Preperation is now complete, Lets try it for real!
    Konohamaro: Roger Boss!
    Naruto: Thinner! Bigger Boobs!

    Ebisu: Were did naruto take Young Master!

    Naruto: Why do you try to kill the Hokage?

    Konohamaro: Everyone looks at me as the grandson of the Hokage, So i am going to kill him.

    Naruto: Its not that easy to become Hokage, Its alot of work. And YOU MUST DEFEAT ME FIRST.

    Ebisu: I found you young master!

    Konohamaro: Henge! What it didn't work?

    *Naruto Does Mass Sexy Henge*

    Naruto: I call it Harem No Jutsu.
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  15. Tue, 10-03-2006, 02:02 AM #15
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    Episode 3

    Shikamaru: Hey Naruto, what the hell are you doing here? Graduates only!

    Naruto: Peep the headband asshole. Way to be a 200 IQ genius or whatever.

    Sakura: OMG LOOK IT'S SASUKE. He's totally bringing sexy back.

    Naruto: OMG LOOK IT'S SAKURA. BOOBIES.

    Sakura: stop lookin at my boobies, bitch

    Naruto: No. *kisses sasuke omghotmansex*

    I really can't bring myself to do any more.
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  16. Tue, 10-03-2006, 02:11 AM #16
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    guys, guys.....we should only be keeping threads active that mizuchi feels capable of participating in.
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07
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  17. Tue, 10-03-2006, 02:34 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by AssertnFailure
    guys, guys.....we should only be keeping threads active that mizuchi feels capable of participating in.
    Last I checked, there weren't any yaoi hentai sections in the forums.
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  18. Tue, 10-03-2006, 07:08 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by wowza161
    Last I checked, there weren't any yaoi hentai sections in the forums.
    We know wowza161 checks daily for such a section to start, only to be disappointed.

    This is a pretty silly thread.

    @Yukimura: naah.
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  19. Tue, 10-03-2006, 12:20 PM #19
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    This thread is so awesome I want to boil it in a spoon and inject myself with it.

    Fuckers.
    "They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
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  20. Tue, 10-03-2006, 01:08 PM #20
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    Episode 4

    Kakashi: Time to train, hurhur.

    Team 7: Yaaaaay!

    Kakashi: Okay, grab my balls and you succeed.

    Sasuke: I'm badass... ohhhhhh yeaaaaah.

    Naruto: I'm stupid.

    Sakura-chan: I enjoy being useless!

    <meanwhile>

    Iruka: OMFG, KAKASHI-SENSEI HAS NEVER PASSED ANYONE. D:<

    Hokage: Yeah... whatever.

    <back to the action>

    Naruto: OMFG!!!! I FELL FOR A TRAP... LET ME SCREAM LIKE A GIRL ARGHGHG.

    <enter the best closing music on Naruto, ever>
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