6Zabuza9, that "YOU KNOW YOU'RE CHINESE WHEN..." list creeps me out. A good 50%~55% is dead on, in my case.
It now feels like there's a guy living in my ceiling, jotting down many of my habits.
6Zabuza9, that "YOU KNOW YOU'RE CHINESE WHEN..." list creeps me out. A good 50%~55% is dead on, in my case.
It now feels like there's a guy living in my ceiling, jotting down many of my habits.
KIMOCHI~II
Funny lists. I had only seen very short "great to be guy" lists before, but that 100 one was very smart.
This thread makes me feel lucky to be born a guy. As for the chinese list, it's pretty much accurate, but applies more to our fathers' generations. Chinese kids these days aren't really that conservative or value centered, especially those not from Mainland China.
"Our hearts are full of memories but not all of them reflect the truth. The heart isn't a recording device. Even important memories change with time. They warp or fade, leaving us with but a shadow of what we hoped to remember." 天の道を行き、全てを司る。これは僕の世界。
Add to 100 reasons why its great to be a guy.
101. "You find the idea of a piece of cloth riding up your azz revolting!"
102. Happiness can be bought in the form of a portable electronics device.
Oooh. It has buttons and blinking lights! I must buy it!
Last edited by samsonlonghair; Fri, 09-15-2006 at 07:18 AM.
"Samsonlonghair - The Defender of the Oppressed And Shunned!" -Kraco
Correct! A PSP and Loco Roco is portable joy. Happiness in a can....Originally Posted by samsonlonghair
best one:
38. You can write your name in the snow.
nice thread
you scared me for a sec with this one.
See Assassin, this is why you're forced to go to theme parkes with faceless women - 'coz you follow the list so closely! I think the list is (mostly) false and my women always have faces. Gotta be something in that.
I think I know precisely what I mean
when I say it's a schpadoinkle day
My eyes are bleeding
heck, some lists about chuck norris facts, someone sent my brother the link, enjoy, or get roundhouse kick to the face.
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
get full list at www.chucknorrisfacts.com ... there are tons of good ones..
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