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  1. Fri, 02-10-2006, 07:36 AM #1
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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: ChiaCheese
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    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.
    Right, then I'm stuck with a lame ass tatoo tha I have to explain to people. I'm sure if we break up and I go out with someone else, they'll understand. Pfft. Not ever a good idea to get someone's name tatooed on you. Too permanent.

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: ChiaCheese
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.
    Right, then I'm stuck with a lame ass tatoo tha I have to explain to people. I'm sure if we break up and I go out with someone else, they'll understand. Pfft. Not ever a good idea to get someone's name tatooed on you. Too permanent.
    even better, you both should get tattoos and then when you lock arms or something, the tattoos form a heart with each others' names next to each other. HOT! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Honoko
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: ChiaCheese
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.
    Right, then I'm stuck with a lame ass tatoo tha I have to explain to people. I'm sure if we break up and I go out with someone else, they'll understand. Pfft. Not ever a good idea to get someone's name tatooed on you. Too permanent.
    even better, you both should get tattoos and then when you lock arms or something, the tattoos form a heart with each others' names next to each other. HOT! [img][/img]
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...
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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Kraco
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    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...
    Valentine's Day sucks. Fucking women's holiday. Does she have to buy me anything? No. Do I have to buy her something? Yes. How fair.....

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: Kraco
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...
    Valentine's Day sucks. Fucking women's holiday. Does she have to buy me anything? No. Do I have to buy her something? Yes. How fair.....
    Great you learned the first thing about marriage too
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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Deadfire
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: Kraco
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...
    Valentine's Day sucks. Fucking women's holiday. Does she have to buy me anything? No. Do I have to buy her something? Yes. How fair.....
    Great you learned the first thing about marriage too
    And divorce for that matter...

    "Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."
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