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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: ChiaCheese
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.
    Right, then I'm stuck with a lame ass tatoo tha I have to explain to people. I'm sure if we break up and I go out with someone else, they'll understand. Pfft. Not ever a good idea to get someone's name tatooed on you. Too permanent.

    "Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: ChiaCheese
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.
    Right, then I'm stuck with a lame ass tatoo tha I have to explain to people. I'm sure if we break up and I go out with someone else, they'll understand. Pfft. Not ever a good idea to get someone's name tatooed on you. Too permanent.
    even better, you both should get tattoos and then when you lock arms or something, the tattoos form a heart with each others' names next to each other. HOT! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Honoko
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: ChiaCheese
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    I need help! I need a good idea for a valentine's day gift for my girl. She doesn't want jewelry, and I've done the candy/flowers/stuffed animal thing to death. Any ideas would be most appreciated. God, I am screwed!
    Get her name tattooed on your neck. If that doesn't impress her than it was never meant to be.
    Right, then I'm stuck with a lame ass tatoo tha I have to explain to people. I'm sure if we break up and I go out with someone else, they'll understand. Pfft. Not ever a good idea to get someone's name tatooed on you. Too permanent.
    even better, you both should get tattoos and then when you lock arms or something, the tattoos form a heart with each others' names next to each other. HOT! [img][/img]
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.

    "Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Kraco
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...
    Valentine's Day sucks. Fucking women's holiday. Does she have to buy me anything? No. Do I have to buy her something? Yes. How fair.....

    "Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help."

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    The official "help me" thread

    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Originally posted by: Kraco
    Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
    Let me just shoot myself right now and get it over with, then.
    Things can't be so bad that you would need to shoot yourself as a valentine's day gift...
    Valentine's Day sucks. Fucking women's holiday. Does she have to buy me anything? No. Do I have to buy her something? Yes. How fair.....
    Great you learned the first thing about marriage too
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