Super Brawny Wacky Beast

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Some more good news, a good friend of mine's agreed to help out by designing a Super Brawny Wacky Beast Website so once I start making these I'll have a place to post them online (probably put them on youtube as well).

And for those of you who are wondering about the origin of the name here's the back story:

My good friend/co-creator was looking around in a dollar bin and he came across an old bey blade model (the anime with the spinning tops). Just for shits and giggles he bought it to see if he could assemble it and get it to work, but the instructions were so illegible filled with half-translated engrish he could't make heads or tails of it. One catch phrase that stuck with him was the line "insert super brawny wacky beast". Despite his best efforts he couldn't do anything with it. So he wound up asking his father whose a professional artist and model builder to see if he could make heads or tails of it. In the end he couldn't figure the stupid thing out either. The one thing that stuck with us though was the wonderful yet catchy engrish name "Super Brawny Wacky Beast" and the rest of the idea came from that.

Hope you enjoyed that little anecdote.

For anyone else whose just viewing but interested in helping to contribute to this growing project please email me my address is ishapiro@goucher.edu

BGLAD (it's gay activist group for those of you who aren't familiar with them)

Frame 1: A bunch of stick figures standing around one stick figure in front of all the others stands up on a soapbox then begins to speak

Lead Stick Figure: Hello fellow members of BGLAD our official meeting has begun. As I'm sure you're all well aware of we exist to help the spread tolerance and acceptance of just being gay. Were here to ensure that everybody embraces the homosexual race and that they can roam free and prosper throughout the meadows, dance clubs, and discos without fear of being persecuted by bigoted narrow-minded Republicans.

Frame 2: Stick figure from group raises hand.

Lead Stick Figure: You have a question?

Stick figure: umm we're at a liberal arts college, aren't most people who come here are already open-minded towards a wide variety of life-styles backgrounds and races. Isn't it kind of pointless to preach tolerance to a mostly tolerant community?

Frame 3: Stick figures looking angrily at the lone voice of descent.

Stick Figure Leader: How can you be so intolerant and ignorant? Without us to safeguard the gay race who will be there be to ensure they will be around so future generations can enjoy there their lighting fast non-sequitur laden repertoire, fashion advice, and of course witty banter concerning popular culture. It's up to us to roam the campus to root out any intolerant bastards who seek stamp out the gay race by denying them the right to marriage. Obviously you must be one of “them” well I'm sorry but your going to have to leave, and no you are not invited to the drag ball, our weekly screening of Will and Grave, and of course you will be banned from our trip to the Barbara Streisand concert.

Frame 4: Stick figure walks away as Leader continues to talk away.

Stick Figure Leader: Well now that we've rooted out that bigot from our midst I think it's time for us to discuss new business. Have any of you found any newly de-closeted homosexuals in your midst?

Unanimous reply from all stick figures: No.

Stick Figure Leader: Well then lets proceed to the breeding pens.

Frame 5: Stick figures gather around an enclosed pen with two gay stick figures wearing florescent colored clothes and other trendy designs. There clothing is colored in. There is a food bowl and water dish as well as boombox in the corner with a bunch of CD’s in the corner. They don't look happy.

Gay Stick Figure #1: Hey are you going to let out us out, we've been here for two weeks. Please could you let us go?

Lead Stick Figure: Why don't you want to go out of here? We've given you everything you need to survive, you have food, water, and a complete anthology of Abba. Now mate!

Frame 6: Gay stick figure #1 and Gay stick figure #2 look at each other awkwardly.

Gay Stick Figure #2: We don't really like each other that much. You can't force people to fall in love. Can you just let us go?

Lead Stick Figure: I SAID MATE!!!!!!!

Hope you enjoyed that, just remember the more artist who join team wacky beast the more quickly skits will be drawn up. So for those of you who are intersted in helping out please post or PM me. Oh one last thing I've gotten some shirts made at cafe press as soon as they arrive I'll post pictures of them as well.