Super Brawny Wacky Beast

[LobsterMagnet]

Hello artists, I was wondering if any of you would be interested in helping me out with a little project I'm doing right now. Basically what I'm doing is I'm trying to create quasi-animated television series to be aired on my schools TV station. The whole idea was inspired by the innate laziness of most college students.

My schools television station mostly consists of movies, there is no student created programming what-so-ever. Many have tried to create something to air, but all have failed. The reason being is because most of these shows are largely dependent on college students to come in and act, but more college students are too lazy and busy to get something like that done.

So I've decided to eliminate the middle man, Super Brawny Wacky Beast is a sketch comedy show in similar vein as Robot Chicken. None of the sketches have any relation, there just funny vignettes that come from the twisted minds of me and my good buddy/co-creator Scott.

Basically each skit is composed of still frames of artwork accompanied by sound and voice over. Yes it's going to look like shit, but I'm hoping that once every component comes together the whole will be greater then the individual parts. The end result should be quite funny. I plan to not only air these episodes at my schools TV station, but post them on the web as well. Who knows this might become the beginning of something big, which brings me to the reason why I started this thread in the first place.

Neither me nor Scot have an modicum of artistic talent. Right now most of the artwork is being done by my talented little brother, but if this is going to become a full fledged series I need more artists working on different sketches. Are there any of you aspiring artists who are interested in contributing to Super Brawny Wacky Beast? I don't really care what your medium of choice is, whether it be pen, pencil, or Photoshop I just need people who are capable enough of bringing what ever I can imagine to life.

Here are the frames from the opening title sequence.


The opening title theme song is not written yet but what were shooting for is to create a sort of parody of all the really bad American opening theme songs you see in anime (one piece, naruto) so it'll be some sort of incomprehensible rock rap. As you can see here we have Japan quiet and peaceful until.

Kaboom


Enter the Super Brawny Wacky Beast in all it's magnificent technicolor glory. It's kinda cute but really really mean. A nice spoof on all of the obnoxiously marketable creations.


People look in awe and terror upon the might of the super brawny wacky beast.


My god the horror! It's picked up a school bus filled with disabled special ED children.


Hehehe




Of course here we have the generic fire ball which is used to introduce...


The title. Logo isn't final I still feel this part could be done better so if any of you want to take a crack at making a revision feel free to do so.


Ahh what does that remind me of?






Hehehehe.

Here's one of the skits I think you guys will get a kick out of it.






Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is whiteburg, a beautiful and gentle and gentile, suburban neighborhood. Everything is as it should be here. The neighbors all get along, and everyone fits in, but a grave problem has recently developed in whiteburg. The 3:15 from honkeyville to whitesburg has recently been replaced with an all freight express train. This can lead to only one thing, Hobos!!!




Narrator: As you can see from this handy diagram, freight trains innately attract hobos because it allows them to expand on their territory. Hobos are nomadic creatures constantly on the search for new habitats from where they serve as parasitic leaches draining off all economic stability. However this can be easily countered, please do not give money, food, and especially booze to any hobo you see. The average hobo can live on booze alone for 7-14 days. However a potentially more dangerous problem arises from the nature of the hobo.


Narrator: Scientists have proved after exhaustive research. The hobo is by nature a devolution of human progression and has more in common with a chimpanzee then with you or me. That means you shouldn’t feel guilty kicking them when they beg for food, because their not human.


Jimmy: Hey, Mr. Narrator are hobos really all that bad?



Narrator:Yes Jimmy. There devolved nature means that they develop a wide range of psychological disorders and play host to a number of infectious diseases. Including VD!!!

Jimmy: Gee, golly Mr. Narrator what does all of that mean?

Narrator: It means that they are all psychotic killers that have no useful purpose within mans civilization. They often contribute to horrifying outbreaks of the plaque, but even worse they spread VD!!!



Jimmy: Gee mr. Narrator, my mom says that hobos are regular ordinary people who just so happened to have a little bit of bad luck and it’s our duty as more fortunate people to help them.

Narrator: Silly Jimmy, your mother is a women and is naturally controlled by her emotions. This means that she is incapabale of rational thought or intellectual contribution. That’s there’s never been a female president.



Jimmy: That’s not very nice mr. narrator. I’m going to go do what my mom told me to and go help those hobos.



Narrator: No jimmy, No!! There vicious and brutal. You’ve got the whole world open to you don’t end it all like this!


This image isn't completed, still needs hobos sitting around a barrel.

Jimmy: Hey everyone, I’m here to show you how to get to the local soup kitchen and get a free meal.



Hobo 1: mmmm…meatballs...mmmm…I eat meatballs. Brains aliens today. Meatballs in my brains.
Hobo 2: cooter cooter cooter cooter cooter cooter. Tasty cooter tasty tasty cooter.
Hobo 3: Jesus is my penny. Give me my penny boy!! Jesus wants my penny!!!

Last frame isn't finished yet. Basically it consists of little Jimmy being torn to shreds by the rabid hobos.

Hope you guys got a kick out of that and please let me know if any of are interested in contributing to this.

[Fox Fire]

XD, thats really cool and excelent artwork, this line really made me lol:

Narrator: Silly Jimmy, your mother is a women and is naturally controlled by her emotions. This means that she is incapabale of rational thought or intellectual contribution. That’s there’s never been a female president.

XD

[mage]

This is pretty cool. Throw some anime characters in

That artist should have done the art for Maddox's book, it would fit well.

[LobsterMagnet]

Glad to hear you guys are enjoying what I've posted so far, I just wish this thread was generating more posts. Then again this area of gotwoot dosen't receive that much traffic. So, Mage, Foxfire either of you interested in potentially doing some artwork for super brawny wacky beast? It'll be simple just post your email addresses and I'll give you a step by step description of what I want drawn then you can either email it to once your done or send it via mail. Same offer goes to anyone else whose interested. Here's another skit as well I hope you enjoy it it's one of my personal favorites.



News Reporter: We have recently discovered a man who we believe to be Adolf Hitler. In light of recent evidence that suggests the man who committed suicide with Eve Brawn in the bunker in Berlin was in fact a body double. We believe we may have tracked down the real Adolf Hitler in this Midwestern nursing home. We have been permitted an interview with Hitler, unfortunately it has been explained to us that he is very senile and may not have any ideas as to what he has done.


News Reporter: Sir, I’m told that your in fact Adolf Hitler, that you evaded capture and fled to the states and some how or another wound up here.


Hitler: Who are you? I have never seen you here before? Are you here to bring me more Juju beans?


Reporter: I’m here to ask you about the third Reich and the extermination of the Jews in Germany and how you managed to escape capture?


Hitler: Idon’t remember any of those things, Nurse! Where is the nurse? You’re not the nurse! Where is da nurse?


Reporter: Sir, you’re saying you don’t remember anything about the Jews or the holocaust?


Hitler: (mumbling) You know this word Jew sounds a lot like the word for thee jujube. Unt I love the jujube unt there so tasty.


Reporter: I see you have a lot of Jujubes on your table and there very neatly ordered.


Hitler: I love the jujube there a wonderful confection unt the nurses bring them to me all the time. There a wonderful confection. Unt there are some that are more tasty and delicious then the others.


Reporter: Is that why you’ve separated them into piles and some of them are closer together then others. Which ones do you like sir?


Hiter: You see I find unt orange, unt black, unt red ones are most delicious. However thee green unt yellow ones are the least delicious. Unt sometimes I wish they were not apart of the jujube package. But I find to be the most delicious and most tasty are thee rare blue jujube. Unt I find them most extraordinary.


Reporter: Sir there aren’t any blue Jujubes there at all.


Hitler: unt whose fault is that? Obviously zee yellow unt zee green jujube are taking up space that is not supposed to be for them. Zee are not good enough to be there. There taking up space that should be for the blue Jujube unt therefore the jujubes are impure unt if we could somehow eliminate zee green unt yellow jujubes we could create space for the blue jujubes by combining the other colors to create the blue jujubes unt have a pure better tasting jujube for everyone.


Reporter: Sir this sounds a lot like what you were saying during your rule during the third Reich. Are you sure you don’t remember anything?


Hitler I remember perfectly well what we should do with the blue jujubes we should be setting up production factories for the blue jujubes unt destroying the other colors of the jujube especially zee yellow unt green juju beans. Zee are responsible with all the things wrong with the confectionary industry. We could fix it all if we only had the blue Jujube Zieg Hail!!

Hope you enjoyed that and for the people who are viewing but not posting please do because I'm curious to hear more feedback.

[Fox Fire]

Well i'm not that good at drawing but if you want a sample of my work you can goto my DA account at http://zxhorohorozx.deviantart.com and if you still want me to help out PM me and i'll see what I can do.

[LobsterMagnet]

Fox fire, your work is more then good enough. I'm not striving for quality as much as I'm really looking for Quantit. Your work is more then good enough, so if your interested just post your email and I'll give you a skit to work on or I could send it to you as a private gotwoot message. Once you've completed it you can either email it or preferably snail mail it to me I'll give you my real life address. Same goes for anyone else interested.