Today our very own royal, the King of the Land of Frogs, that is, his majesty FrogKing, celebrates his birthday. Happy birthday, your highness!

Last I heard, his invincible army of Green Beret Frogs and Black Beret Frogs engaged in a fierce battle against the infamous forces of the Land of Toads. I wish FrogKing all the luck in his noble effort to free the oppressed denizens of the Land of Toads from their vile tyranny, and become the High King of Frogs and Toads.