I'd love to but I can't, you see, as a mexican I have a genetic disability to send things to the USA. In fact if I did so I would be considered a traitor to the homeland and be killed.

As an ending not, the remaining muffins were eaten with lines such as

"Honey! I've crawled out of the gutter to bring you muffins!"

so now you know what kind of geeks had the pleasure of tasting 'em.