Greetings acolytes.

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Dear gnomeobsessed person,

"No matter what I do, gnomes are always watching my every move. It's starting to freak me out. How should I tell them to leave me alone without hurting their feelings? I don't want to upset them because god knows what an angry gnome might do..."

Yeah god knows what they'll do, put stones in your shoes?
What's with you guys and gnomes anyway?
Sick pervs. I bet you really love having them after you!

Oh and don't worry about hurting them, GNOMES HAVE NO SOULS!

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Dear zabby,

"i heard every person has another person who looks exactly like the person somewhere in the world. what would you do if you met the person who looked exactly like you? (imagine 2 terras :O:O)"

Fuck the living shit out of him is what I'd do.

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Dear foolish fire who runs, runs and clings to life,

"If you made a utopia, how would you keep everyone smart?"

People need to be smart in utopia?
Then why do I always get my shit pillaged?

We are talking about the online game aren't we?

"Is "happy rod" an acceptable euphemism for "joystick?""

Just as much as "bundle of joy" is an acceptable euphemism for balls!

"If I think one of my friends is a German/Russian/Azerbaijani spy, what should I do to expose him?"

Make him eat a bratwurst while riding a camel and drinking vodka simultaneously.
Take a photo of this, and undeniable proof is yours.

"A hobo is looking at me through the window. I have a rifle three feet away, and a twinky in my hand. What do I do?"

Throw out the twinky, make him believe he's getting it, shoot him, eat the twinky in front of his corpse, shoot him again. Search through his pockets to find another twinky. Only 5 more for a level up!

"Why is there no 3 dollar bill?"

The guy they wanted to have on the bills refused to share his face.

"Why am I so absentminded?"

Because you think that Kit is sexier than me, so I've cursed you.

"Why do certain people persist in writing in HUGE LETTERS WITH MULTIPLE PUNCTUATION MARKS??!!??!!"

Because they try to imitate me but to no avail. Bunch of losers. NOT EVEN WEARING LIPSTICK!!+01+11!11!

"If 600 people die in Haiti and there are no celebrities around to mock-cry about it to boost their record sales, does anyone notice?"

To be honest for once, no. Nobody would notice. Ever. The world sucks.

"I am the Angel of Death. What should I do?"

Tell me how I can inherit your title so I can defeat you and become the new angel of death. Man that would be soooo cool. I'd kill Hinata fanboys with my scythe all day long.

"Do I dare Disturb the universe?"

You are already disturbing me.

"If WW3 started, what would you think would be the result?"

Bombs and a new comics superhero named Major Oklahoma which will strive to defend the entire world from neo-terrorists and violent video games.

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Dear fallen ahou bird,

"If the black box is almost indestructible, how come planes are not made of it?"

Read the previous posts god damnit

"If you come from the shower clean, how come you have to wash the towels?"

You wash your towels? lol failed

"Will i ever get my-"

No

"Is there something you don`t know so that i can ask you about it?"

I know everything.

"What are the 2 new characters for Naruto: Ultimate Ninja?

Is it Dosu and Zaku?

If not, how come? we all want to play as Dosu or Zaku.-"

They are the two guys who acted as Rock and Gai in a filler sometime ago.

"If weiners comes in packages of 10, how come bread comes in packages of 8?"

Haven't you heard the fables? One who shall eat 10 breads and weiners on a row shalt forever turn into the shape of a hot dog with mustard

"What does Terracosmos means?"

Nimo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit.

"What does UChessmaster means?"

That "U" are a Chessmaster?

"Who is cooler, Nightcrawler or Gambit?"

What do you mean nightcrawler? Gambit is sooooooo much cooler.-"

Gambit generally, but not in Evolution.
Nightcrawler is so cute there that I want to bite him.

/ Terra LeBeau