Stop fucking answering my questions and discussing random stuff in this thread!
Answers will come soon. Will edit this post then.
(currently watching X-Men Evolution. mwah hah.)
EDIT: Said and done:
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Dear ...zellryo,
"hamburger questions"
BURGER KING > MCDONALDS
I LOVE JUNK FOOD
"If I do buy you the jar of cookies... can I get the first one?"
lol
"Can we kill Mexican Tv?"
Mexican what? Do they have TVs there?
(hi WD!)
"Can we burn the people that censor Anime in the states?"
Burn anime in the states altogether so we can stay cool and underground subjapanese!
"random sounds"
Yeah I also like to get drunk.
"> The next phrase is true.
> The previous one is false."
Terra is true, everything else is not.
"- Explain this other one.
> There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary code, and those that don't."
There are 2 kinds of people, the ones who laugh at this bad joke and those who don't.
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Dear person who called me Dio's bitch, a name I liked,
"In order to appease the fanboi within me, I must ask:
What name would you bestow upon a dreamteam composed of: Guts, Kenshiro, Jotaro, and Alucard (Hellsing, not Castlevania)?
These four are what I deem most hardcore (through action), and the composition is one that might hold together."
I'd call them THE BAYVILLE SIRENS! They would run around in tight jeans and shake their booties and fight evil car stealers all day long.
(did anyone catch the reference?)
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Dear living fire who will find a pleasant surprise in his mailbox for not being dead,
"How do you kill a zombie? I mean they ARE the walking dead so how does one go about killing something thats already dead?"
You make them play Soul Calibur 3 until the game's damn AI makes them implode.
"If winners never quit, and quitters never win, then what's up with "Quit while you're ahead?"
Oh. That's funny. I always thought the expression was "quit while you're getting head". You know, it would save all the trouble of actually having se- ehm.. yeah, quitting is bad. Or is it?
"What happens when the unstoppable force collides with the immovable object?"
The immovable force gets jealous of her husband (unstoppable force) and files a divorce.
"How would you create a naked singularity?"
By paying a dressed singularity to take his/her clothes off?
I'm a naked singularity right now if you don't count underwear.
"I'm planning on starting a revolution in a country that is a world power. Should I invest legions of religous fanatics, a few nuclear weapons, or a company of midgets armed with electric cattle-prods?"
Midgets. harder to hit. But electric cattle-prods won't break into my super evil mega fortress of DOOM made out of bubblegum!
"What would you do if you woke up encased in green Jell-O?"
Eat myself out and die after 5 chews. But first I'd probably scream a bit due to latent claustrophobia which would develop when faced with the situation.
"What's more terrifying, a snugglepuss or a cuddlebuns?"
If anyone ever calls me snugglepuss, I will hit the person hard and then maim him/her with a pair of iron drumsticks.
Cuddlebuns sounds like something out of a bakery. Mmmmm, cuddlebuns.
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Dear mexican sombrero wielding woman,
"But super-glue ruins the skin! You wouldn't want a woman whose skin feels like an old couch!
Why not use leather?"
Leather is for saturdays. Read the schedule!
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Dear stalker-balker-schmalker-kralker and several other ugly words,
"This squirrel across the street has been-"
Get out of my thread.
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Dear zidarri who does not belong here, (being an exile)
"Why is it that masturbation and hand jobs feel so different? They are the same damn thing, in essence."
Maybe because most women suck at doing it.
It's either,
too hard
too soft
too slow
too fast
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HANDLE IT LIKE THE GEARBOX OF A CAR!
...NOT A SPORTS CAR!
"Anywho; why does Mountain Dew RoXXer MY SoXXerS?"
Because your socks smell terrible?
// Terrus Nimbulus
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Originally Posted by Zinobi
<= because this purple smiley came up to me recently and said "Terra man, you are the only one who can help me, when people see purple they think of me and automatically become sad". So I took it upon myself to wear purple so that people will think of me instead of the smiley. Because when people think of me, they always become happy! The bad thing about this is that people will forget the smiley, and the few who remember him will always see him as the sad pathetic round little thing he is. Don't tell him I said that.
. But it does make a statement. Heck its really hard to miss as well.
