Dear Person Who Fears Stalkers,
Why do you fear stalkers? Aren't half your girlfriends stalkers to begin with? (I use the term girlfriend loosly)
Dear Person Who Fears Stalkers,
Why do you fear stalkers? Aren't half your girlfriends stalkers to begin with? (I use the term girlfriend loosly)
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Dear Terra,
My friend Says that Zaraki Kenpachi is the most badass character of all time (excluding Yzak of course since it wouldn't be much of a contest). I, on the other hands believe that as badass as Kenpachi is, Alucard (in the manga not the anime) beats him hands down in the domain of badassness. Who is right? If neither of us is right, then just WHO (again excluding Yzak) is the most badass character of all time, and why?
Edit, below: Well I haven't watched/read any of beserk yet so pardon my ignorance. If this Guts fellow really is as badass as you say then I really need to get around to watching this series.
Last edited by Mr Squiggles; Tue, 06-06-2006 at 07:43 PM.
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Squiggles: Terra doesn't need to answer that question, I think that's fairly obvious:
Guts from Berserk is the most badass character ever (Yzak included).
Terra: If you had to watch one hentai thing for the rest of your life what would it be?
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dear mr.cosmo,
if your house was on fire and you had enough time to save three things, what would it be?
why do they let old people drive?
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She knows what you did last summer..
------------私はコピーX 及びSimca が空を征服することを信じる------------
Dear hubby,
When, oh when will the Naruto fillers end?
Where is the song that goes like this? Where is it? Where, where?
Dear Terra:
Why can't I find a job?
Dear HibikiDincht,
"Please tell me why penguins don't fly and taste like chocolate with cream."
Since they can't fly, they unfortunately have a tendency to fall into chocolate cream streams (located at random places in the antarctics), which leaves a lasting taste.
"Is mage Santa Claus is disguise?"
I sincerily hope not, Santa must never find out about my hentai collection. If he does, he might stop giving me new hentai at christmas. My collection must always grow!
"Name the 90000 asteroids of the Solar System."
Yzak1,Yzak2,Yzak3,Yzak4......Yzak90000.
"Is the roof on fire?"
Bloodhound Gang SUCKS.
"Is Gogol really the Square root of Gogolplex?"
Square? No, no, they are called Square-Enix now.
"Can I have your autograph?"
Which boob do you want me to sign?
...
Wait a second, no, you can't.
"Why do we need to understand recursivity before fully comprehend recursivity?"
Speak english damn you.
"Salchicomula pata de mula bibidi babidi buu?"
Hasta la vista hoola bandoola super saiyan oogie boogie fuck you
"Kudos."
I think the kodos in WC3/WoW are pretty cute.
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Dear duckbill hunter,
"Why do staplers always have lots of staples in them but run out just when you need them?"
Even staples need to get married eventually. Not all of them want papers.
"In a fight between bull and a gorilla who would win?"
Whoever wears the sexiest pants. The bull should try using leather.
"Why do you always have to ask for extra salad or condiments, no matter which eatery you go to?"
Well you don't have to, but you must desperately eat it, isn't that right? You greedy person you! Think of the children!
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Dear kidstalker,
"Why do you fear stalkers? Aren't half your girlfriends stalkers to begin with? (I use the term girlfriend loosly)"
Well, there is a reason the term "girlfriend" is used loosely, right? ;D
(explanation: I don't care for them)
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Dear squidler,
"My friend Says that Zaraki Kenpachi is the most badass character of all time (excluding Yzak of course since it wouldn't be much of a contest). I, on the other hands believe that as badass as Kenpachi is, Alucard (in the manga not the anime) beats him hands down in the domain of badassness. Who is right? If neither of us is right, then just WHO (again excluding Yzak) is the most badass character of all time, and why?"
Dio Brando, of course.
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Dear person who wrongfully suggested Guts to be the most badass character ever,
"If you had to watch one hentai thing for the rest of your life what would it be?"
A collage consisting of all of Azasuke's best work, such as the Sakura gangbang and the Seung Mina staff violation.
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Dear zero rockman,
"if your house was on fire and you had enough time to save three things, what would it be?"
my drums, my ps2 and my yzak figurine which I received from eurasian!
"why do they let old people drive?"
Because PEOPLE NEED TO BE ABLE TO DIE!
It effectively keeps population lower.
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Dear wife,
"When, oh when will the Naruto fillers end?"
There are no fillers. Close your eyes and they will go away. It works for Dattebayo, right?!
"Where is the song that goes like this? Where is it? Where, where?"
Where? Over there! That's where it is! Where oh where, is it there, it is where, there, where, why, when, woohoo!
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Dear haru von ryll,
because, life sucks. Whenever you find one you may return to the topic and tell me how you succeeded. I could use some tips myself...
/ Unemployed Superterra
Dear GaianChaos
Who the hell is Bloodhound?
Is Miyamoto dating Kojima?
Are you the AntiChrist?
Will I ever get vacations on my job?... wait don't answer that one.
Is Deadifire really Dead?
* the black dincht small-pig has spoken * <- he took 9 months to find a job..
Dear Terra,
Why is that I can no longer go to sleep before 5am?
Who is stronger: Mystic Gohan or Super Saiyan 3 Goku?
Will people ever break the speed of light barrier?
Who/what is Yzak?
Who is going to win the football World Cup in Germany and why?
If it takes 8 monkeys 10 minutes to eat 8 cakes, how long does it take 3 monkeys to eat 3 cakes?
How does one prevent one's skin from itching and breaking out into a rash due to frequent shaving?
Can you stop the wave of pollen that is coming over the UK from Denmark?
Signed,
DB.
dear terra
why do people watch american idol?
when will naruto filler end?
how come i didnt bother to read ALL question in case someone else made my same question?
how come when i make a comment someone PM me saying something related to ahou/bird/jr. and still feel they are original/cool?
Dear Cosmic Terra,
Why did you claim to be a transsexual, around the time I joined Gotwoot?
Okay, lets be super cereal now, do you believe in Pig-Bear--err I mean Man-Bear-Pig?
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
Dear piglet of destruction,
"Who the hell is Bloodhound?"
Like Foxhound, only not as well prepared.
"Is Miyamoto dating Kojima?"
Which Kojima? Cuz if it's Ayami, hell no! Their offspring would then draw Castlevania-style paintings of Mario! Disaster!
"Are you the AntiChrist?"
Anti is such an emo expression. I refuse to be one of those "let's just be anti-everything cuz it's cool!" people. I REFUSE!
"Will I ever get vacations on my job?... wait don't answer that one."
Fine, I won't answer it.
(YOU SHALL HAVE NO VACATION!)
"Is Deadifire really Dead?"
No, but Deadfire is. Otherwise he's a liar and will face the consequences.
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Dear Danny Boston hunter, (don't ask about the name)
"Why is that I can no longer go to sleep before 5am?"
Because you are most likely awake waiting for my new posts, since I usually am awake around 5 am to perform my lifeless activities.
"Who is stronger: Mystic Gohan or Super Saiyan 3 Goku?"
MYSTIC GOHAN. No eyebrows is scary.
"Will people ever break the speed of light barrier?"
They might, but I'll repair the damn barrier just to spite them.
"Who/what is Yzak?"
Yzak is legion, for he is many.
"Who is going to win the football World Cup in Germany and why?"
Who the fuck cares? Football sucks.
Holland will win.
Because they have that blindish guy with the glasses.
"If it takes 8 monkeys 10 minutes to eat 8 cakes, how long does it take 3 monkeys to eat 3 cakes?"
The same as it takes for 5 snowmen to scream in agony while being vaporized by the warmth emerging from the ovens in which the cakes were.
"How does one prevent one's skin from itching and breaking out into a rash due to frequent shaving?"
Shave more. The problem subsides eventually. At least it did for me.
Maybe you just suck at shaving. Or need a new shaver. Tried electronic?
"Can you stop the wave of pollen that is coming over the UK from Denmark?"
Can, and want, are unfortunately two different things. I am a pollen allergic myself but I say it's your turn to feel the pain!
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Dear person who wants to be a master of chess,
"why do people watch american idol?"
Because it gives them the chance to laugh at other people being pathetic, making them forget how miserable their own lives are for a few moments.
"when will naruto filler end?"
"how come i didnt bother to read ALL question in case someone else made my same question?"
You suck.
"how come when i make a comment someone PM me saying something related to ahou/bird/jr. and still feel they are original/cool?"
I don't understand what you mean. Nobody's original or cool except me.
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Dear kiddo for the 10th or so time,
"Why did you claim to be a transsexual, around the time I joined Gotwoot?"
I didn't claim that. Others claimed it for me. I didn't say it was false, however.
"Okay, lets be super cereal now, do you believe in Pig-Bear--err I mean Man-Bear-Pig?"
Nope, but I do believe that if he exists in an alternate dimension, he's most likely eating cereal.
/ Allknowing Terry
.... Finally, a male who doesn't think in terms of "ball, kick, goalOriginally Posted by Terracosmo
". I'm so happy.
And Holland will win 'cause them players are the hottest, even more than the Italians. nd the Swedish team need axes, they're all scarily big.
Eh, a question... uh....
I know!
Why is it considered so wrong for females to watch porn?
It's so educative, or at least funny.
Last edited by Winged Dancer; Wed, 06-07-2006 at 06:11 PM.
Dear Doctor Heartless:
define the definition of definitivety
why is it so cold on the office?
can i have a cookie?
Dear Terra,
How can a house burn up and down at the same time?
I had a question: "Who does Kaname Tousen remind me of?" but you just answered it:Also, why is The OC so popular??
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
The blindish guy is Edgar Davids!!! No more ambiguity with football please!
One question:
Do Swedes today still consider themselves Vikings?
Dear Terra,
How much coffee have I had today?
How much coffee in a day is "safe" to have?
Why am i forced to go to school with complete dumbasses?
Speaking of lefts and rights, if two wrongs don't make a right, how come three rights make a left?
Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Thanks, DF
image fail!
Am I really a bitch?
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