Honey-pie,
Isn't it like five o'clock in the morning up there where you live? Hod do you manage to stay awake? Seriously, that's the time I wake up!
Honey-pie,
Isn't it like five o'clock in the morning up there where you live? Hod do you manage to stay awake? Seriously, that's the time I wake up!
Dear Terra,
Why is the sky blue?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why is the Energizer Bunny a bunny?
Why do people build bathrooms with a mirror across from the toilet?
Signed,
- Sad and Confused
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
dear yzak fanclub member #21049150139539235..(so on, so fourth),
if you were to pass by a suitcase with $100,000, what would you do?
if you were my car keys, where would you be hiding?
-signed, redx1.
Last edited by RedX1z; Tue, 06-06-2006 at 07:29 PM.
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She knows what you did last summer..
------------私はコピーX 及びSimca が空を征服することを信じる------------
Dear honey-pie with extra sugar,
I am unemployed, addicted to pepsi max and coffee, and in the possession of a computer. Unfortunately this is a 99.5% surefire way of fucking up the daily rotation of time. For the record, waking up at 5 am can't be healthy! That's like.. early, and... in time for work. Eww.
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Dear sad and confused cellphone,
"Why is the sky blue?"
Because in the air, sniper smurfs live who kill people (this is how death came to be). The blue color is needed for them to use as camouflage.
"Why do fools fall in love?"
Because other fools need to break someone's heart too, so that they feel desired.
"Why is the Energizer Bunny a bunny?"
Never heard of how much a bunny reproduces? Energy baby!
"Why do people build bathrooms with a mirror across from the toilet?"
Because they are all part of a clan of "number one and two fetishists". It's a conspiracy.
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Dear megaman gone awry,
I'd use the $100,000 to bribe all the Yzak fanclub members ahead of me since that was one hell of a fucking fanclub member.
And if I were your keys, I would probably be in the car's key slot already. Warm and cozy! I never did understand the mentality of other keys who tend to lie somewhere dark and cold (see this as a tip.. mwah hah)
/ Le Terra Divine
Dear Devin
Should i begin makeing porn to support myself and later on go into real film making. Or get fucked up the ass by every director and producer in hollywood to get a PA job that could possibly start my movie carear.
As Terra's duly appointed sycophant I advise you to consider who you're asking, and then promptly make haste to the nearest porn set to start supporting.
how many wemen should i juggle at once
What kind of homo doesn't like the taste of a vagina?"Why am I so attracted to lesbians?"
Because you have never given a female oral sex, so you don't have to experience the turn-off which is knowing the taste of a vagina (sad but true).
Here's some advice for you, black doom kvlt kiddy, find a chick who bathes!
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
I've asked this before but I never got an answer. Why does terracosmo, gotwoots greatest self-professed "sex fiend" and most depraved individual find female genitalia disgusting? It just dosen't make sense to me. It's like being a hitman who dosen't like killing or an emo kid who dosen't cut himself or an upper-middle-class-white-kid with curly hair in a liberal arts college who dosen't bitch about Bush, sit around smoke pot and wish he was black. It just dosen't happen, so I request a full explanation.
I know what you mean but if I went ot LA and had all tha sauage packed up my ass i would still have my digna .... you know what, porno here I come.Originally Posted by Yukimura
@ Lobstermagnet: Unfortunatly some men just don't like eat a girl out, because he choose to do so around the wrong time of the month or the girl hasn't washed her self since bush senior was presidnet.
Dear Sexfiend,
Here's a ball-tickler for you:
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"
or
"ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"?
Is a bear Catholic?
What kind of question is that? Everybody knows bears are protestant and would eat the pope for breakfast any day, and complain about the taste afterwards.
Dear sweet honey pie,
Life or death situation!! Should I play Twilight Princess on the Gamecube or on the Wii?
Given the shape of the controller, should Nintendo release female dating sims?
@Above: WTF female dating sims? Where do I get one!!!!
@Lefty: Your dignity is your own and only you can let it go. No matter what you do if you feel comfortable doing it then you have no need to feel ashamed. Now if your horribly ashamed of porn then your in a bit of a pickle.
And the best vag is the vag that you've just painstaikingly cleaned yourself in the shower. Sometimes you just can't trust women. One very disturbing, but enlightening, day my uncle told me that any girl/older woman my uncle hags out with who lets you go down on her when she hasn't properly cleansed is somone you should immediately vacate the vicinity of...forever.
Leave it to Terra's topic to steer towards sex and porno in less than 12 hours of existance.
Dear Terra,
Why do I have dandruff and how do I cure it forever instead of for weeks at a time?
Why can I mever maintain my weight training for more than 2 months at most in one go?
Why am I writing in this thread?
For someone watching episode 6 of one piece, when does it get to be good?
Why am I unemployed after just finishing 17 years of gut wrenching education, being of the best (OK not at uni) and generally being a nice guy?
Signed,
DB.
Mr. Terra,
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
If a tree falls in the wood, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Dear MJ,
I am very sad to find out my life will amass to nothing but alas, I fear you are correct......
What is the true essence of a black hole?
Whats the difference between a black hole and a white hole?
Why do people watch anime?
Is it true Michael Jackson and Bill Gates are hitting it off?
How do I get rich to go along with my Awesome Don King Style Hairdo to get laid?
Why does my little brothers Rabbit always run under my bed?
What will happen when your post count hits 8000? Will it bring about the end of the world? And if so, your running a bit late, its already 666.
And I feel for you, Your next post is gonna be a long one.
Last edited by Lucifus; Tue, 06-06-2006 at 03:06 PM.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/05/26/chicken.egg/
First off, everything I say is truth, and as such, there is no need for discussion in this topic. Why discuss the truth?
That being said, let there be answers:
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Dear opposite of Righty,
you should definately start with porn, which also happens to be a very underrated job. Imagine how hard it must be to get into action at any time. Well, then again, for some people that might not be hard, but anyway, do it. It's an experience! Oh and that ass part sounded painful. Perhaps you should get a sex change, that might decrease the pain in the longer run?
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Dear Tom tasty-sausage (no sexual pun intended),
if by wemen you mean "women", then none, as it will be heavy. If you by wemen meant "semen", then I don't want to see you juggle anything.
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Dear Lobster of magnetic powers,
"I've asked this before but I never got an answer. Why does terracosmo, gotwoots greatest self-professed "sex fiend" and most depraved individual find female genitalia disgusting?"
Because it looks like a jumbled and distorted image of an old piece of meat and anyone who thinks otherwise is blind. And I am not deprived. Or am I? Dun dun
Oh and for the reference "eating someone out" is the most disgusting way to describe oral sex that I've ever heard. Anyone who says that again will die swiftly.
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Dear Faust,
"Here's a ball-tickler for you:
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"
or
"ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"?"
Neither, I pick "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA" of course.
"Is a bear Catholic?"
No, but a beer might make him one. (I love that pun)
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Dear Wingy Dancy,
"Life or death situation!! Should I play Twilight Princess on the Gamecube or on the Wii?
Given the shape of the controller, should Nintendo release female dating sims?"
Since I am also looking forward to this game, I'll give you an honest answer. The Wii. The gaming experience will likely be more complete when everything is at it's full potential. And yes, female dating sims is a must, but only if all guys look like Yzak.
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Dear Dragonball hunter,
"Why do I have dandruff and how do I cure it forever instead of for weeks at a time?"
What most people don't know is that dandruff are living organisms. They live inside your body normally, but when you start smelling bad they try to escape and always get stuck in the hair. So the solution is to keep them inside your body by smelling good. Use deodarant.
"Why can I mever maintain my weight training for more than 2 months at most in one go?"
Because you are a lazy son of a bitch who have other things in life that you value and find just as stimulating as weight training. In other words you are just like me in that area.
"Why am I writing in this thread?"
Why do I wear black jeans? Because it rocks.
"For someone watching episode 6 of one piece, when does it get to be good?"
When Sanji enters is the quick and easy way to answer this one.
"Why am I unemployed after just finishing 17 years of gut wrenching education, being of the best (OK not at uni) and generally being a nice guy?"
Because you are either,
a) a regular unlucky person
b) not willing to pleasure people you do not know orally
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Dear metal of dark,
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
The horny rooster. Get it? CAME! God I'm funny.
"If a tree falls in the wood, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Only if it hits a squirrel carrying a megaphone.
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Dear Luci-suffix,
"What is the true essence of a black hole?"
The neverending flow of mana from the holy land, which will never forgive you for your sins.
"Whats the difference between a black hole and a white hole?"
White holes often have black materia in them, whereas black holes not as often have white materia in them.
"Why do people watch anime?"
Good question. I'd never do that.
"Is it true Michael Jackson and Bill Gates are hitting it off?"
It's about as true as the fact that I'm right now listening to finnish melodic death metal. Oh lo and behold, I am. That's funny.
"How do I get rich to go along with my Awesome Don King Style Hairdo to get laid?"
First you buy a guitar. Then you head to the city. When there, you start playing hideously bad while having a sign behind you saying "if you pay me I'll stop playing". You'll get rich quickly.
"Why does my little brothers Rabbit always run under my bed?"
This is where you should probably ask your brother what exactly he does with the rabbit...
"What will happen when your post count hits 8000? Will it bring about the end of the world? And if so, your running a bit late, its already 666."
The end of the world, ah, yes, definately. It will end the world as you know it. It no doubt will. But seriously, no, and nor will post #9000 or #10000, other than it will alter my status of lifeless to "extremely lifeless with extra sallad". And we all know sallad is pretty cool so I'll survive anyway.
666, reminds me of the new Omen movie, which will probably blow.
/ Professor Terra
Dear Tierra Cosmico
Please tell me why penguins don't fly and taste like chocolate with cream.
Is mage Santa Claus is disguise?
Name the 90000 asteroids of the Solar System.
Is the roof on fire?
Is Gogol really the Square root of Gogolplex?
Can I have your autograph?
Why do we need to understand recursivity before fully comprehend recursivity?
Salchicomula pata de mula bibidi babidi buu?
Kudos.
Dear Terra,
Why do staplers always have lots of staples in them but run out just when you need them?
In a fight between bull and a gorilla who would win?
Why do you always have to ask for extra salad or condiments, no matter which eatery you go to?
Signed,
DB.
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