http://mangahelpers.com/forum/index.php?topic=4159

A person who is claiming that shodaime hokage is affiliated with the akatsuki leader for reasons such as "the akatsuki statue is made of wood". Get it? Shodaime uses tree jutsu so...


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Oh my god I want to hit that moron with a mallet.

So, feel free to post links to other absurd theories which only a narutard could find plausible.