"Oh...no!!! Where do baby shinobi's come from? Konoah's annual sex ed!" (actually the more that I think about that it would probably be funny as hell)
"Bigger is better? Konoah's medical nin's operation priority! Shinzune's breast implants!"
"Super Dabbeyo ninja karoke special"
"Spring time time of youth! Rock Lee gets herbies!"
Hahaha, where do you come up with these.
"Naruto! How To eat Naruto!!"
"Ramen owners daughter! Who is the mother! It can't be! Tsunade-sama!?!?!"
"Gotta Collect them all! 101 Ramen collection!"
"Dood where's my Kunai? Find the missing Kunai mission Super Rank Z.!"
"Shut the fuck up! Tonton is tired of your bullshit!"
"I will be the next hokage! Everybody laughs at Hinata's dreams!"
"Oops, sorry, I thought you were a pissant! Neji sends Hinata to the hospital!"
this are the most funny i could think of...
"Smiling Shino"
"Open for Business!! Konoha House Moving Center"
"Mystery, The Targeted Peddler"
"Naruto`s Death"
...wait a sec...
LMAO!!! I visit this section of the forums for the first time in months, and I find gold!Originally Posted by LobsterMagnet
"Crash! Smash! Slice! Woops!? Naruto's accidental assasination of the 5th Hokage!"
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
Scream! Powerup! Repeat! Goku Trains Naturo!
"Dissapointing Filler! (no bullshit title to throw you off!)"
Splish! Splash!! Splush!!! Oh no, down the toilet! Naruto wins a goldfish at the carnival!
"Get me my tea bitch!!! Hinita fufills japanese gender sterotypes."
"It's voodoo no-jutsu! Enter Rayquan!!!! Ninja warrior from the dark continent."
"We've run out of ideas!!!!!! Another Kage-bushin chase."
"Shino bugged? The Aburme's clan's clash with the konoah exterminator league!"
"It's marketing tie-in no-jutsu!!! The super kage bushin collectible card game battle tournament!
"Akamaru Mcgruff. Help Kiba take a bite out of crime."
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"Rip! Slip! Pop! Naruto's past, the busted condom!"
"Mudfight and bikinis! Ino against Hinata!"
or maybe
"Slippery Tangles! Kakashi vs. Iruka!"
They could also be called
"Surprise!! The producers discovered yuri and yaoi bring more money than het!"
"Oh no! Konoha gender switch!"
That would be very interesting/ Exspecially with Jiraiya and Tsunade.
"Wet sensation, soiled pants, naruto dreams of sasuke!"
How about an arc reacting a popular movie?
"Crazy!! The Professor and his flying metal box!!"
"To boldly go where no ninja has gone before! The journey into the stars!!"
"Crash!! An unpleasant landing! Which shadow clone parked in the black hole??"
"What's that animal doing on the horse?? Naruto's being captured!!"
"It can talk! The professor takes us home and feeds us ramen!!"
"Rasengan!! Our fight into the forbidden lands!"
"The Hookagesama's face on the beach!! What have you done?? The dark buried truth!!" (with lots of flashbacks, of course)
Now I want to see Back to the Future with Naruto characters.
Welcome to the forums, BTW.
"Naruto Discovers the ramen shop doesn't actually cook ramen! What were they cooking?"
"Nartuo in search of Sasuke! Just kidding it's another filler!"
"Cloud watching! Shikimaru's favorate hobby!"
"Ton Ton vs. (Insert the big frogs name in here I forgot). The battle of the beasts!"
"We at the studio laugh at you! Another Filler!"
"Sakura's secret, her hair isn't actually pink!"
"Run, hide, lock your fridges! Choji is hungry!"
"Class S mission! Show down of stomachs! Out eat Choj's dad!"
Best I could think of right now.
"Plastic Surgery-no-jutsu? Sakura's new ballistic weapons!! Will Sasuke return?"
"Ninja world summit for peace!!! It's rasengan diplomacy!!"
"It's Snakes on plane" Orchimaro goes overseas!!!"
"Konoha bankrupt?!? Tsunade gambles treasury!"
Ninja cookie to Terra for another excellent thread.
"Kunoichi coming of age, the REAL sexy no jutsu! True role of the female ninja!?"
My awesomeness is now so supreme that I get credited for the excellency of threads I haven't even created!
Grrrr, please give credit where credit is due for I am the creator of this thread!
P.S. Feel free to drop as many rep points as you like (Whaahoo Three green bars here I come!!!)
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