Naruto 183 Discussion Thread

[Terracosmo]

The worthlessness of this episode calls for one of those seldomly seen parodies!

*IN THE LAST EPISODE OF "NARUTO HASN'T MASTERED THE ART OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP: A WOMAN DIED. DUE TO 3 PLASTIC KUNAIS IN THE BACK, WHICH SHE COULD EASILY HAVE AVOIDED. ALSO, THERE IS SINGING"*

Narrator: We join our friends as they are standing next to a rope.

Naruto: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE AKAHOSHI
Neji: No, you can't!
Naruto: Can't what?
Neji: No, you can't!
Naruto: What?
Neji: You can't!
Naruto: What's the matter with him?
Lee: YES! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE AKAHOSHI
Tenten: Oh boy, it looks like we can't forgive Akahoshi!
Naruto: ...
Hokuto: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE AKAHOSHI *runs over rope*
Naruto: WAIT! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM EITHER!
Lee: YES! LET'S RUN!
Tenten: It looks like we are running!
Neji: No, we can't!

*everybody falls into poison gas... NOT! They survive and hide behind a rock*

Sumaru: Mother... you're dead... and I just got to know you... I just realized that you left the village for no reason whatsoever AND GOD I WANT TO DO YOUR CORPSE!
Mother: ...I'm not dead yet. And that's disgusting.
Sumaru: OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! I LOVE YOU SO! *accidently kills his mother due to strangling while hugging*
Mother: GAGHCKASLKFfS

Sumaru: Oh, what's this?

*Symbol on the ground reads: "WARNING. EXPLOSIVE TEXT. WILL GO OFF UPON CONTACT WITH TEARS OR ANY OTHER RANDOM PLOT DEVICE MATERIAL."

Sumaru: Oh SHI- *BOOM*

*Outside*

Akahoshi: Hah! Showed that fucking harmless kid who's the boss!
Naruto: ARGH I CAN'T FORGIVE HIM
Lee: Neither can I!
Neji: No, you can't!
Tenten: It looks like we can't forgive him!
Neji: No, we can't!
Tenten: Neji's right!
Lee: I can't forgive him!
Tenten: Lee's right!
Neji: No, we can't!
Naruto: SHUT THE FUCK UP oh and btw BANZAAAI- oh wait, drama first

Hokuto: SUMARU!

Hokuto: SUMARU!

Hokuto: ...SUMARU!

Hokuto: LISTEN UP! YOU WILL ALL DIE BECAUSE THE STAR CONTAINS SALT!
People: Salt?! GOD FORBID! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
Akahoshi: Lies! Will you believe such lies? Trust me instead!
Generic 1: Who will we trust, our leader or a random useless child who happens to have freckles?
Generic 2: Freckles? Can we eat those?
Akahoshi: Well you COULD believe her... but would a man with a crossbow aimed at children ever lie?
Generic 1: He has a point!

*the other children appear*

Mizura: Where...is...the...path...to...the...arcades...
Naruto: He's gonna go to the arcades? It's too much strain on his body!
Neji: No, he can't!
Lee: Too much strain!
Tenten: Lee's right!
Neji: No, he can't!
Tenten: Neji's right!

Mizura: ...also...THIS IS MY BODY! *flashes*
Everybody: HOLY SHIT HE HAS TATTOOS! AND THEY ARE ALIVE!
Mizura: Akahoshi, are you saying that my tattoos aren't glowing enough?! *dies*
Hokuto: Nooooo!
Akahoshi: Bitch! How dare you show up here and abuse the fact that you are dying?! You are selfish! And therefore I will shoot you!

*Crossbow arrow hits in a not-so-vital area*

Mizura: LIVE ON!
Hokuto: MIZURRARspkfofSAOFAFSAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
Naruto: Okay, guess what, I WON'T FORGIV-
Neji: Yes, you can!
Tenten: Neji said yes!
Lee: KILL!
Tenten: Lee is right!

People: Okay we just about had it with your crossbow bullshit bitch, so we'll have to kill you, unless you of course somehow find a way to cleverly harness all the unspeakable power of the star which belonged to the third hoshikage which you killed but we only realized so now because we were all too lazy to read into it before and...

Akahoshi: BEHOLD! I WILL NOW INSERT THE STAR IN MY BODY!

People: ...oh shit!

Everybody: ...

Akahoshi: GODDAMNIT.. GO.. INSIDE.. YOU.. FSFKSFAAFSFS.. STAR.. I COMMAND.. YOU.. Ah there... I think I got it.

*star falls down*

Akahoshi: No wait, I don't. Let me try again.. URGHHGASKFGHHHHHHHHHH GO.. INSIDE... can someone give me some glue?

Cronies: Sure

Akahoshi: Thanks. Ah, there we go. So, yeah, where was I?. ... Oh yeah, POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!

*obligatory second form*

Akahoshi: RAWR YELLOW IS MY FAVORITE COLOR

People: WE ARE SCREWED, THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE US NOW IS IF SOME RANDOM KID SHOWS UP TO SUMMON THE DEAD SPIRIT OF SUMARU'S MOM IN ORDER TO BREAK THROUGH AKAHOSHI'S ENERGY STUFF TO KILL HIM! OH WHY OH WHY!

*everybody gets blown away*

Naruto: Sup.
Akahoshi: I AM YELLOWHOSHI HEAR ME ROAR
Naruto: Kage bunshin! Rasengan! Kage bunshin! Rasengan!
Neji: NOO YOU CAN'T!!!
Lee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tenten: That's right!

Naruto: Shit, my only two techniques have no effect, what to do? ... if only.. there was an insert song now...

*natsuhiboshi starts playing*

Naruto: Hell yeah! Insert song time! You're going DOAWNNN!!!
Akahoshi: This can't be! I want a song too! It's not fair!
Sumaru's Mom: Hello
Akahoshi: That damn whore! She used her last powers to blow the house up and reappear! That makes no sense but goddamn it sucks!

Naruto: Will you... lend me your power?
Sumaru's Mom: ...no, I am going to float in midair and rape you, what the hell do you think? Let's go!
Naruto: Yay!
Sumaru's Mom: So what do you wanna do?
Naruto: .......rasengan?
Sumaru's Mom: Won't work.
Naruto: Two rasengan?
Sumaru's Mom: LET'S HIT IT
Akahoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo oooooooOOOOOOO1o1o1o1O!oo12o12o12121

*back to Konoha*

Tsunade: So in summary you all suck, except you don't suck, because the star village sucks.
Neji: No, we can't!
Lee: We suck!
Tenten: That's right Lee!
Lee & Tenten: WE ROCK AT UNNECESSARY DIALOGUE
Naruto: So how are everybody?
Shizune: Oh they will be okay... ehrm...
Naruto: What?
Shizune: Well I sort of accidently gave them the wrong directions home.
Naruto: But they are okay, right?
Shizune: Yeah, sure, they are fine, until they accidently fall into the lava pits I pointed them towards on their way home, and stuff.
Naruto: ...I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Lee: I will never forgive you!
Tenten: They will never forgive you!
Neji: No, we can't!

*Meanwhile*

Sumaru: Goddamnit, where are we anyway?
Mizura: Good question. Where's Hokuto?
Hokuto: APKFPOKSFOKSPOKAPOKAFK!!K!#)!#(!#)#!#!

*the sounds of burning*

Sumaru: Say, Mizura, how about you go on ahead and I'll just turn the other direction?
Mizura: Sure... I'll just - *falls down* AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO I JUST GOT BETTER THIS IS NOT FAIR *burns up*

Sumaru: Suckers! I'm gonna be the hoshikage!

(this will later on be followed by another filler where Sumaru has become an evil hoshikage hellbent on harnassing his father's corpse for powers which will eventually kill all of star village... which is just as good as any other theory since Naruto & Sumaru won't ever meet again anyway)

The end.



Oh and this arc sucked.

[Genma]

<enter a block of something I'm not going to bother reading here>

Oh and this arc sucked.

You certainly put a lot of effort into making fun of a "worthless" episode.

[Terracosmo]

You certainly put no effort in being someone anyone here is going to like, ever.

[Genma]

You certainly put no effort in being someone anyone here is going to like, ever.

Geeze, nice comeback.

I guess I'm going to be hated for actually liking this episode. Okay guys, bring me to the gallows and let's get this over with.

[DarthEnderX]

Yeah right. I'm gonna go to all the trouble of building gallows for your lame ass.

[Terracosmo]

Geeze, nice comeback.

I guess I'm going to be hated for actually liking this episode. Okay guys, bring me to the gallows and let's get this over with.

I couldn't care less about what you think of the episode. What I don't like, however, is people talking about what the rest of us can and cannot complain about. Yes, we know it's a free download, yes, we know that we have a choice in watching it, but so what?

It should be just as natural to complain about it as it is for you to say that it's good. Do you follow? The whole "omg lol don't watch it then!" routine is so old and beaten to death that I don't understand why people still bother.

Oh and the parody earlier wasn't really much of an effort.

[Genma]

It should be just as natural to complain about it as it is for you to say that it's good. Do you follow? The whole "omg lol don't watch it then!" routine is so old and beaten to death that I don't understand why people still bother.

Did you read my first post at all? Guess not, so I'm going to repost it.

"It's okay to find flaws and point out how an episode sucks... but threatening to quit watching or "asking for 20 minutes of your life back", joking or not, is stupid."

I'm not irritated at all by people who disliked the episode(s). Hell, 90% of 'em I didn't like personally. I am, however, irritated with the people who keep threatening to quit as though it'll make a difference, then come back and watch the episode a week later.

wolflive's post was annoying too, regardless of whether or not it was a joke.

In any case, I'm just going to drop this. You can get the last word in or whatever... I don't care.

[Vegechan]

Personally, I watch every episode, because sometimes they surprise me. For example, the Anko arc. I thought that was a good arc. Had it's flaws, but overall, a decent arc. Sometimes, certain parts of a particular bad arc had it's small moments.

I think people keep watching, because of hope. They hope that it will redeem itself and be rewarding. However, as episodes of dissapointment go by, they start to lose more and more hope, thus them saying they won't watch anymore. There are already a number of people that have stopped watching and won't until the fillers end. But there are still some fans who watch being hopeful. Others watch because they find how bad it is amusing. And others just like inflicting pain upon themselves but find cutting their wrists a bit too drastic XD.

Plus, it's like a train wreck. So horrific, you can't look away.

[David Craft]

hey Terracosmo, that parady post was fracken awsome . Time spent better reading that then watching teh filler itself :P


yar.. as for teh fill;er... im praying 188 is new....