[DB] Naruto 183
Woot, more fillers I can't wait
lol, ya rightOriginally Posted by Yukimura
gonna watch this episode later...
Holy hell. That was exceptionally bad. That ending was like 500% gay.
but yeah, Rasengan on the Star. We all win a cookie I guess.
he did?! geez... i knew he was going to do something stupid like that... yay! cookie!
Edit: oh.. i see, he did break the star with rasengan (why akahoshi simply didn't swallow the star... too big? lol)
filler are getting even more stupid.... i bet this will continue for the rest of the season.... that would be sad
Last edited by BioAlien; Thu, 05-04-2006 at 02:51 AM.
Aye, this episode was exceptionally bad like DarthEnder said. It practically broke into pieces with little sense left anywhere. Neji was made to look like an idiot who couldn't do anything but repeat "no, we can't do that", yet they just went forward all the same to do it. And then he and Lee got their asses kicked just as easily as those uber dull regular Star ninjas (where the hell did all these guys come from, anyway? If they had that many ninjas lying around, why did they hire Konoha genins in the first place? Or maybe Akahoshi knew the Star ninjas are worth nothing, himself included).
And the ghost of Sumaru's mother appeared to help Naruto. And the attack didn't end up being much more than the first attack with rasengan, yet this time it just miraculously worked.
Damn the end of this arc was so bad it wasn't even funny anymore.
yea i agree. i was just like "the heck was that?!"
i mean that akahoshi guy shoves the star thing in him, goes nuts, transforms into like a curse seal 2 kinda thing....was bad enough
and then then naruto does the usual bushin--rasengan--head first combo. it fails and sumaru's mom comes and all of a sudden rasengan works?
to make it worse, they just flash out to konoha instead of concluding.
What just happened on the ending of this arc was far more something worse than rainbow colored gayass rasengans. Probably Ill just take a breather from this one and search for far greener and better pasture. The way he "kick akahoshi's ass" didnt help either, "were too lazy to think of a cool way to end this so let's just slap that old mother's love/ghost routine!". Please end it already...
Last edited by ES; Thu, 05-04-2006 at 08:55 AM.
So terrible, even Ghost Rasengan isn't cool after everything we've been through. If they'd just made the Rasengan purpleish, like the star chakra it might have been believeable that Sumaru's mom made some type of difference. Also the old, the student surpasses the master with the master's own skill theme rearsit'sugly head again. Maybe we should just all stop watching.
Well....I guess on the bright side, this arc is over.
Yes its over.....I want the 23:04 min of my life back. I wonder if DB would refund it to me? What we go though for the end of fillers T_T
The only good thing about this episode (and the rest of this arc) was the lastest opening.
Am I the only one that found this episode relatively standable? Sure the plot wasn't top notch, but at least they animated it well.
This is the only Star Filler episode that I didn't want to shoot myself during. I guess I'm just sort of an action guy, even if that requires the storyline to be butchered in the process.
Nobody is forcing you guys to watch these things, by the way. You moan and groan (I did this earlier too) as though you're put through some hardship by watching an anime's fillers. Instead of complaining, or threatening to quit watching (like the creators in Japan seriously give a damn), just stfu and do it.
I did the same thing with Bleach. I seriously haven't watched a single filler since their vampire/soulsucking bs started, and I don't post in the Bleach forums with my bashing or plan on watching an episode until they switch back.
*exhales*
It's okay to find flaws and point out how an episode sucks... but threatening to quit watching or "asking for 20 minutes of your life back", joking or not, is stupid.
oh, well, there you go! all everyone needed to do to begin with was get together and have a nice chat and the whole village could've been spared a lot of pain and drama.
the one nice thing to come out of this arc, though, was the natsuhiboshi song. in my opinion anyway. or maybe i'm just a sucker for good emotional stimuli :P
The worthlessness of this episode calls for one of those seldomly seen parodies!
*IN THE LAST EPISODE OF "NARUTO HASN'T MASTERED THE ART OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP: A WOMAN DIED. DUE TO 3 PLASTIC KUNAIS IN THE BACK, WHICH SHE COULD EASILY HAVE AVOIDED. ALSO, THERE IS SINGING"*
Narrator: We join our friends as they are standing next to a rope.
Naruto: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE AKAHOSHI
Neji: No, you can't!
Naruto: Can't what?
Neji: No, you can't!
Naruto: What?
Neji: You can't!
Naruto: What's the matter with him?
Lee: YES! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE AKAHOSHI
Tenten: Oh boy, it looks like we can't forgive Akahoshi!
Naruto: ...
Hokuto: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE AKAHOSHI *runs over rope*
Naruto: WAIT! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM EITHER!
Lee: YES! LET'S RUN!
Tenten: It looks like we are running!
Neji: No, we can't!
*everybody falls into poison gas... NOT! They survive and hide behind a rock*
Sumaru: Mother... you're dead... and I just got to know you... I just realized that you left the village for no reason whatsoever AND GOD I WANT TO DO YOUR CORPSE!
Mother: ...I'm not dead yet. And that's disgusting.
Sumaru: OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! I LOVE YOU SO! *accidently kills his mother due to strangling while hugging*
Mother: GAGHCKASLKFfS
Sumaru: Oh, what's this?
*Symbol on the ground reads: "WARNING. EXPLOSIVE TEXT. WILL GO OFF UPON CONTACT WITH TEARS OR ANY OTHER RANDOM PLOT DEVICE MATERIAL."
Sumaru: Oh SHI- *BOOM*
*Outside*
Akahoshi: Hah! Showed that fucking harmless kid who's the boss!
Naruto: ARGH I CAN'T FORGIVE HIM
Lee: Neither can I!
Neji: No, you can't!
Tenten: It looks like we can't forgive him!
Neji: No, we can't!
Tenten: Neji's right!
Lee: I can't forgive him!
Tenten: Lee's right!
Neji: No, we can't!
Naruto: SHUT THE FUCK UP oh and btw BANZAAAI- oh wait, drama first
Hokuto: SUMARU!
Hokuto: SUMARU!
Hokuto: ...SUMARU!
Hokuto: LISTEN UP! YOU WILL ALL DIE BECAUSE THE STAR CONTAINS SALT!
People: Salt?! GOD FORBID! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
Akahoshi: Lies! Will you believe such lies? Trust me instead!
Generic 1: Who will we trust, our leader or a random useless child who happens to have freckles?
Generic 2: Freckles? Can we eat those?
Akahoshi: Well you COULD believe her... but would a man with a crossbow aimed at children ever lie?
Generic 1: He has a point!
*the other children appear*
Mizura: Where...is...the...path...to...the...arcades...
Naruto: He's gonna go to the arcades? It's too much strain on his body!
Neji: No, he can't!
Lee: Too much strain!
Tenten: Lee's right!
Neji: No, he can't!
Tenten: Neji's right!
Mizura: ...also...THIS IS MY BODY! *flashes*
Everybody: HOLY SHIT HE HAS TATTOOS! AND THEY ARE ALIVE!
Mizura: Akahoshi, are you saying that my tattoos aren't glowing enough?! *dies*
Hokuto: Nooooo!
Akahoshi: Bitch! How dare you show up here and abuse the fact that you are dying?! You are selfish! And therefore I will shoot you!
*Crossbow arrow hits in a not-so-vital area*
Mizura: LIVE ON!
Hokuto: MIZURRARspkfofSAOFAFSAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
Naruto: Okay, guess what, I WON'T FORGIV-
Neji: Yes, you can!
Tenten: Neji said yes!
Lee: KILL!
Tenten: Lee is right!
People: Okay we just about had it with your crossbow bullshit bitch, so we'll have to kill you, unless you of course somehow find a way to cleverly harness all the unspeakable power of the star which belonged to the third hoshikage which you killed but we only realized so now because we were all too lazy to read into it before and...
Akahoshi: BEHOLD! I WILL NOW INSERT THE STAR IN MY BODY!
People: ...oh shit!
Everybody: ...
Akahoshi: GODDAMNIT.. GO.. INSIDE.. YOU.. FSFKSFAAFSFS.. STAR.. I COMMAND.. YOU.. Ah there... I think I got it.
*star falls down*
Akahoshi: No wait, I don't. Let me try again.. URGHHGASKFGHHHHHHHHHH GO.. INSIDE... can someone give me some glue?
Cronies: Sure
Akahoshi: Thanks. Ah, there we go. So, yeah, where was I?. ... Oh yeah, POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!
*obligatory second form*
Akahoshi: RAWR YELLOW IS MY FAVORITE COLOR
People: WE ARE SCREWED, THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE US NOW IS IF SOME RANDOM KID SHOWS UP TO SUMMON THE DEAD SPIRIT OF SUMARU'S MOM IN ORDER TO BREAK THROUGH AKAHOSHI'S ENERGY STUFF TO KILL HIM! OH WHY OH WHY!
*everybody gets blown away*
Naruto: Sup.
Akahoshi: I AM YELLOWHOSHI HEAR ME ROAR
Naruto: Kage bunshin! Rasengan! Kage bunshin! Rasengan!
Neji: NOO YOU CAN'T!!!
Lee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tenten: That's right!
Naruto: Shit, my only two techniques have no effect, what to do? ... if only.. there was an insert song now...
*natsuhiboshi starts playing*
Naruto: Hell yeah! Insert song time! You're going DOAWNNN!!!
Akahoshi: This can't be! I want a song too! It's not fair!
Sumaru's Mom: Hello
Akahoshi: That damn whore! She used her last powers to blow the house up and reappear! That makes no sense but goddamn it sucks!
Naruto: Will you... lend me your power?
Sumaru's Mom: ...no, I am going to float in midair and rape you, what the hell do you think? Let's go!
Naruto: Yay!
Sumaru's Mom: So what do you wanna do?
Naruto: .......rasengan?
Sumaru's Mom: Won't work.
Naruto: Two rasengan?
Sumaru's Mom: LET'S HIT IT
Akahoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo oooooooOOOOOOO1o1o1o1O!oo12o12o12121
*back to Konoha*
Tsunade: So in summary you all suck, except you don't suck, because the star village sucks.
Neji: No, we can't!
Lee: We suck!
Tenten: That's right Lee!
Lee & Tenten: WE ROCK AT UNNECESSARY DIALOGUE
Naruto: So how are everybody?
Shizune: Oh they will be okay... ehrm...
Naruto: What?
Shizune: Well I sort of accidently gave them the wrong directions home.
Naruto: But they are okay, right?
Shizune: Yeah, sure, they are fine, until they accidently fall into the lava pits I pointed them towards on their way home, and stuff.
Naruto: ...I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Lee: I will never forgive you!
Tenten: They will never forgive you!
Neji: No, we can't!
*Meanwhile*
Sumaru: Goddamnit, where are we anyway?
Mizura: Good question. Where's Hokuto?
Hokuto: APKFPOKSFOKSPOKAPOKAFK!!K!#)!#(!#)#!#!
*the sounds of burning*
Sumaru: Say, Mizura, how about you go on ahead and I'll just turn the other direction?
Mizura: Sure... I'll just - *falls down* AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO I JUST GOT BETTER THIS IS NOT FAIR *burns up*
Sumaru: Suckers! I'm gonna be the hoshikage!
(this will later on be followed by another filler where Sumaru has become an evil hoshikage hellbent on harnassing his father's corpse for powers which will eventually kill all of star village... which is just as good as any other theory since Naruto & Sumaru won't ever meet again anyway)
The end.
Oh and this arc sucked.
You certainly put a lot of effort into making fun of a "worthless" episode.
You certainly put no effort in being someone anyone here is going to like, ever.
Geeze, nice comeback.
I guess I'm going to be hated for actually liking this episode. Okay guys, bring me to the gallows and let's get this over with.
Yeah right. I'm gonna go to all the trouble of building gallows for your lame ass.
I couldn't care less about what you think of the episode. What I don't like, however, is people talking about what the rest of us can and cannot complain about. Yes, we know it's a free download, yes, we know that we have a choice in watching it, but so what?
It should be just as natural to complain about it as it is for you to say that it's good. Do you follow? The whole "omg lol don't watch it then!" routine is so old and beaten to death that I don't understand why people still bother.
Oh and the parody earlier wasn't really much of an effort.
Did you read my first post at all? Guess not, so I'm going to repost it.
"It's okay to find flaws and point out how an episode sucks... but threatening to quit watching or "asking for 20 minutes of your life back", joking or not, is stupid."
I'm not irritated at all by people who disliked the episode(s). Hell, 90% of 'em I didn't like personally. I am, however, irritated with the people who keep threatening to quit as though it'll make a difference, then come back and watch the episode a week later.
wolflive's post was annoying too, regardless of whether or not it was a joke.
In any case, I'm just going to drop this. You can get the last word in or whatever... I don't care.
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