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    Sexfiend Terracosmo's Avatar
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    Humanity fucking blows.

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    Read this on CNN just a few minutes ago. My question is why did he stop taking his meds?

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    "This appears to have been part of a plan to kidnap a person, rape them, torture them, kill them, cut off their head, drain the body of blood, rape the corpse, eat the corpse, then dispose of the organs and bones."?
    The investigator must be retarded because that was probably not the man's plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOARD_of_command
    The investigator must be retarded because that was probably not the man's plan.
    Makes an interesting story though.

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    sometimes i follow the local elementary school busses around and wait for little girls to get off to find out which ones i want and make a plan on how to kidnap them, but i haven't done it yet. i have to make sure my plan is fool proof.

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    I'm with you BoC...Unless he confessed up to that scheme, where the hell did they get that idea? Oh BBQ skewers. Wow I guess if you got a grill, a cutting board and and like shish-kabob's it'd be in your best interest not to be around or have dead bodies in your living quarters as that automatically constitutes you were going to rape, kill, cut of the head, drain the blood, rape the corpse, eat the corpse, and dispose of the entrails? That investigator must be smoking some bad crack.

    Edit: I just saw the second article posted by Honoko, and so they had a blog about it which dismisses my arguement basically. And what adds to the ridiculousness is the link from cnn so appropriately titled "Watch a small town deal with tragedy -- 1:57" Which is ironic if you've heard the new Tool song as this is exactly what Maynard is talking about... Just thought I'd add that one in there...
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    Awesome user with default custom title darkmetal505's Avatar
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    Is cannibalism still around? I mean besides these crazy guys wanting eat little girls. Do some indigenous tribes/people still pratice it? On a scarier note, this happened in my state.
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    God damn it, I clicked the link thinking it was some weird funny story. Instead I get my day ruined. You should warn when you post shit like this.

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    another idiot in our small big world...

    "eat the corpse" - aww shoot they caught him too early, the pot was still warming

    "dispose of the organs and bones" - I guess the cops will do that for him now
    damn cops! they caught him before he had diner!

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    I'd have to agree with Terra on humanity sucking. Also, if I were the dad of that poor child then the killer wouldn't be alive right now. Or maybe, prison is a worse fate.........(Im serious)

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    If I was the dad, then I might just tie the bastard up and make him watch as I start eating him limb by limb. Does that make me a bad person?

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    Well I'm not into the whole eating as revenge idea lol, but I propose(and this is based purely on the idea that just crossed the top of my mind and is not meant to be taken literally) switching over from lethal injection as a death penalty to a public harpooning death sentence.

    Think about how cool it'd be to see someone repeatedly get harpooned. I mean Harpooned for god's sake... Sorry but I just had to run that idea across you guys. If I was the dad, harpooning would seem like a viable option.

    All he wanted in life, Kevin Ray Underwood wrote in his blog, was "to be able to live like a normal person."
    Well that worked out well didn't it?
    I guess he didn't want it bad enough...

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