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  1. Sun, 03-19-2006, 04:38 AM #1
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    Movie: Snakes... on a plane!

    This is a movie coming out soon, which stars Samuel L. Jackson aboard a plane where some terrorist or something has unleashed a bunch of deadly snakes. Basically the passengers try to survive against these ferocious beasts and... that's what it's about. Snakes on a plane.

    No I'm not joking. They are serious. THEY ARE SERIOUS!!! And the movie is called SNAKES ON A PLANE!... can you guys fathom this? SNAKES ON A FREAKIN' PLANE!!! They can't name a movie that!!! It's... too funny!! Argiajfsasfjfsfs

    As you can imagine, this flick has already fallen under a lot of heavy rain for obvious reasons, resulting in this hilarious fanmade trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d...on%20a%20plane

    I'm so going to watch this. I'll post a real trailer once I find one. It will probably be just as funny.






    ONE MAN


    ONE PLANE


    SNAKES


    O RLY?!
    CUPCAKES BABY!
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  2. Sun, 03-19-2006, 04:52 AM #2
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    Bahahahahaha. That was a bold move for Jackson, taking it without reading the script.

    I wonder if the ending credits will look like:

    Cast

    Black guy on a plane with snakes - Samuel L Jackson
    Snakes - Snakes
    Plane - Plane
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  3. Sun, 03-19-2006, 07:01 AM #3
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    It's the one that says, "BAD MUTHA FUCKA" on it!!!

    Samuel is more badass than anyone in Hollywood (but he doesn't hold a candle to the truest badass of all time:


    But Samuel has sold out, as you can plainly see from almost any of his past 6 movies. He is playing off his reputation and not making any moves on his own, not like he really needs to.

    Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
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  4. Sun, 03-19-2006, 09:15 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terracosmo
    This is a movie coming out soon, which stars Samuel L. Jackson aboard a plane where some terrorist or something has unleashed a bunch of deadly snakes. Basically the passengers try to survive against these ferocious beasts and... that's what it's about. Snakes on a plane.

    No I'm not joking. They are serious. THEY ARE SERIOUS!!! And the movie is called SNAKES ON A PLANE!... can you guys fathom this? SNAKES ON A FREAKIN' PLANE!!! They can't name a movie that!!! It's... too funny!! Argiajfsasfjfsfs

    As you can imagine, this flick has already fallen under a lot of heavy rain for obvious reasons, resulting in this hilarious fanmade trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d...on%20a%20plane

    I'm so going to watch this. I'll post a real trailer once I find one. It will probably be just as funny.






    ONE MAN


    ONE PLANE


    SNAKES


    O RLY?!
    can't wait for the sequel....rabid kittens on a train; or better yet: 'pigeons in the subway' The horror....the horror!!!!!
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  5. Sun, 03-19-2006, 09:51 AM #5
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    "Hamsters in a car"

    "Rats on a ferris wheel"

    "Terra on a tram"



    ENDLESS!
    CUPCAKES BABY!
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  6. Sun, 03-19-2006, 10:45 AM #6
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    Something that would actually terrify me would be ducks anywhere near me. i am deathly afraid of them. Maybe i should pitch that as the sequel.
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  7. Sun, 03-19-2006, 11:22 AM #7
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    The ideas that make money now adays. I could also say what crap makes it in to a muti-million dollar movie now adays as well. Alas this is what entainment ,people want so here we are.
    image fail!
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  8. Mon, 03-20-2006, 03:27 PM #8
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    Holy shit, I laughed so hard at this.

    And now it's time for some Samuel L. Jackson inspired quotes:
    "Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of snakes. Snakes got involved."

    "A Royale with snakes. What do they call a Big Snake?"

    "Say snakes again. SAY SNAKES AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say snakes one more goddamn time!"

    "The path of the righteous snake is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the snakes through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost snakes. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my snakes. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon snakes."

    Ahahaha...ha...
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  9. Sat, 08-26-2006, 09:11 PM #9
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    I saw this last night. OMG CAN YOU SAY MOVIE OF THE YEAR...

    So hilarious, I'm still laughing.
    I think I know precisely what I mean
    when I say it's a schpadoinkle day
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  10. Sat, 08-26-2006, 09:16 PM #10
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    "I'm tired of there motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane" haha awesome line.
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  11. Sun, 08-27-2006, 12:19 AM #11
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    it was actually a pretty good movie and when he said "I'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane" i was like YES!
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  12. Sun, 08-27-2006, 01:31 AM #12
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    The original concept for Alien was supposed to be Gremlins in a B-52 bomber.

    Just goes to show that the concept is reusable, as long as you substitute in a life form that's black.
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    Kirai...what does that have to do with anything?
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    More than your comment questioning mine did.

    I just considered that someone might find it interesting that the concept behind the film was very similar to the original concept behind Alien.
    I beleive it's commonly know as trivia, and by its nature, is a point of mild interet among fans.

    At the very least, it's more interesting than another repeat of the same line:
    "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
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  15. Sun, 08-27-2006, 02:03 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirai no Tenshi
    The original concept for Alien was supposed to be Gremlins in a B-52 bomber.

    Just goes to show that the concept is reusable, as long as you substitute in a life form that's black.
    Its more true than you know: Gremlins on a wing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirai no Tenshi
    The original concept for Alien was supposed to be Gremlins in a B-52 bomber.

    Just goes to show that the concept is reusable, as long as you substitute in a life form that's black.
    That line pretty much made the movie though, and I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that the guy got the idea from hearing about a snake getting lose on an actual plane.
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  17. Tue, 08-29-2006, 01:15 PM #17
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    So yeah, this movie did rock. It was probably the most fun I've ever had in a theatre. I was lucky to catch the early showings of it, so I was surrounded by a lot of the online fanbase. People were clapping,cheering and laughing at every little thing. It was awesome.

    When Sam uttered the Line, it got a standing ovation with much cheering. The only other bit that got such a reaction was the bathroom sex scene where the girl gets her tit bitten.

    I was even laughing as I left the movie. Go see it, have fun.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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    Brilliant marketing, piece of shit movie.

    Of course only the first one matters to the industry, so kudos. But as for those of us who seek something more, just another poorly executed tragedy of cinema. Like Brutus stabs Caesar tragic.
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  19. Wed, 08-30-2006, 03:22 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Heretic Azazel
    Brilliant marketing, piece of shit movie.

    Of course only the first one matters to the industry, so kudos. But as for those of us who seek something more, just another poorly executed tragedy of cinema. Like Brutus stabs Caesar tragic.
    It's pretty obvious that it sucks. Hard. But the movie's still fun because of the hype, the ridiculousness of the title, and Sam L. fucking Jackson.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
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  20. Wed, 08-30-2006, 03:45 PM #20
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    I just liked it for the different ways people got bitten: tits, ass, weiner, eye, etc....


    can someone say ouch?
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