Movie: Snakes... on a plane!

[Terracosmo]

This is a movie coming out soon, which stars Samuel L. Jackson aboard a plane where some terrorist or something has unleashed a bunch of deadly snakes. Basically the passengers try to survive against these ferocious beasts and... that's what it's about. Snakes on a plane.

No I'm not joking. They are serious. THEY ARE SERIOUS!!! And the movie is called SNAKES ON A PLANE!... can you guys fathom this? SNAKES ON A FREAKIN' PLANE!!! They can't name a movie that!!! It's... too funny!! Argiajfsasfjfsfs

As you can imagine, this flick has already fallen under a lot of heavy rain for obvious reasons, resulting in this hilarious fanmade trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d...on%20a%20plane

I'm so going to watch this. I'll post a real trailer once I find one. It will probably be just as funny.






ONE MAN


ONE PLANE


SNAKES


O RLY?!

[IFHTT]

Bahahahahaha. That was a bold move for Jackson, taking it without reading the script.

I wonder if the ending credits will look like:

Cast

Black guy on a plane with snakes - Samuel L Jackson
Snakes - Snakes
Plane - Plane

[masamuneehs]

It's the one that says, "BAD MUTHA FUCKA" on it!!!

Samuel is more badass than anyone in Hollywood (but he doesn't hold a candle to the truest badass of all time:


But Samuel has sold out, as you can plainly see from almost any of his past 6 movies. He is playing off his reputation and not making any moves on his own, not like he really needs to.

[rockmanj]

This is a movie coming out soon, which stars Samuel L. Jackson aboard a plane where some terrorist or something has unleashed a bunch of deadly snakes. Basically the passengers try to survive against these ferocious beasts and... that's what it's about. Snakes on a plane.

No I'm not joking. They are serious. THEY ARE SERIOUS!!! And the movie is called SNAKES ON A PLANE!... can you guys fathom this? SNAKES ON A FREAKIN' PLANE!!! They can't name a movie that!!! It's... too funny!! Argiajfsasfjfsfs

As you can imagine, this flick has already fallen under a lot of heavy rain for obvious reasons, resulting in this hilarious fanmade trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d...on%20a%20plane

I'm so going to watch this. I'll post a real trailer once I find one. It will probably be just as funny.






ONE MAN


ONE PLANE


SNAKES


O RLY?!

can't wait for the sequel....rabid kittens on a train; or better yet: 'pigeons in the subway' The horror....the horror!!!!!

[Terracosmo]

"Hamsters in a car"

"Rats on a ferris wheel"

"Terra on a tram"



ENDLESS!

[rockmanj]

Something that would actually terrify me would be ducks anywhere near me. i am deathly afraid of them. Maybe i should pitch that as the sequel.

[Deadfire]

The ideas that make money now adays. I could also say what crap makes it in to a muti-million dollar movie now adays as well. Alas this is what entainment ,people want so here we are.

[XanBcoo]

Holy shit, I laughed so hard at this.

And now it's time for some Samuel L. Jackson inspired quotes:
"Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of snakes. Snakes got involved."

"A Royale with snakes. What do they call a Big Snake?"

"Say snakes again. SAY SNAKES AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say snakes one more goddamn time!"

"The path of the righteous snake is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the snakes through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost snakes. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my snakes. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon snakes."

Ahahaha...ha...