I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

[naruto=pwnage]

hey I've been looking all over the place online to find a windmill shuriken. if anyone can give me a site where I can get one it would be greatly appreciated ^_^ oh! by the way. the shuriken MUST be metal and full size!!. thankyou

[PSJ]

Find something better to spend your money at, what would your parents say if you spend it on a big ass metal toy?

[el_boss]

You might find something useful here.

[Kraco]

Be sure to pick one that's made of titanium (unless you have a body like Governator had 30 years ago).

[el_boss]

Titanium, wouldn't that cost a shit-load of money? You should buy one made of platinum or palladium.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[KoKo37]

like how are you suppose to throw a giant metal shuriken? or I suppose its probally for a collection or something [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img], anyways il let you know if I find a site that sells em XD.

[masamuneehs]

Originally posted by: KoKo37
like how are you suppose to throw a giant metal shuriken?

nuff said. debate over.

Yeah it looks pretty, yeah you can brag about it to your friends. But lets face it, such a tool is not only technically exorbitantly expensive, it is also quite useless. Harder to throw and heavier than a discus or shotput = useless.

While nobody is going to go and start complaining that "Naruto is unrealistic" (no shit! breathing fire, summoning giant frogs, a man controlling sand) because it is painfully obviously unrealistic, let's stop pretending that we can live out these fantasies. You can't, nobody can. That's life.

You want to learn how to use a weapon that few employ but that can save your ass in dire straits, go take some serious martial arts and learn how to use a switchblade or some other small cutting tool. Won't escalate the situation like a gun will, but can rearrange a face or swing the tides of a mugging/one-sided fight in a heartbeat, also much easier to conceal.

[Carnage]

Wait, are those uber shuriken real?

[ChaosK]

Originally posted by: el_boss
Titanium, wouldn't that cost a shit-load of money? You should buy one made of platinum or palladium.[img][/img]

of course, titanium cost a shitload but platinum is cheap!

[Kraco]

The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

[Darknodin]

Originally posted by: Kraco
The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

haha... someone killed by a giant shuriken. only one person owning such a weapon in a 300km radius... mmm I wonder who did it!

[complich8]

Originally posted by: Kraco
The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

I dunno, anvils are pretty uncommon these days too. Not to mention unwieldy.

The only people who might have an anvil around these days would be farriers and jewelers. Rest assured, neither would keep them on their balconies.

You'd be better off using disk weights or dumbbells, or possibly large pipes. A dropped ladder would also do the trick nicely (they're nice and heavy, too).

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: complich8
The only people who might have an anvil around these days would be farriers and jewelers.

What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

[complich8]

Originally posted by: XanBcoo
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.

[KitKat]

Originally posted by: complich8

Originally posted by: XanBcoo
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.

Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.

[Sharkfang]

i know how to throw a windmill shuriken, more or less.

[Kraco]

i know how to throw a windmill shuriken, more or less.

You must know since you managed to throw one from 2006 all the way to 2011.

[Mr Squiggles]

^ Well, ytmnd is pretty predictable when it comes to the background music [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Oh, and another way to use the giant shuriken would be to have it roll down a hallway thats sloping downwards, and let it cleave through all the passerbys

[Kraco]

You might be right. I suppose I'm an old-fashioned guy, thinking like that...

[Mr Squiggles]

^ it works, but it just has no style.... or coolness.

All this talk of anvil's and toilets, but everyone is forgetting the might of the almighty piano drop! What other weapon brings death and funky sound together into one awesome package?