Dear Bill,
You are welcome to come to America. Our internet sucks too (compared to the so-called "third world") but at least we don't have quotas that are unbearably low, if at all. There is plenty of low-cost food (made from 90% corn/corn syrup) to make you fat and your intestines cry. We also have a blatant disrespect for others in nearly every situation. Fortunately, we don't usually have to shut down deserts to prevent tourists from killing themselves in the heat, but we do have rough weather, and more natural disasters than any other country on Earth.
All of our drivers are morons, when it gets dark and when it rains, except for me .
Rent can be had for cheap, because our economy is headed towards the toilet.
We also neighbor Canada, known for hockey and nicer people, and Mexico, known for...party destinations for the people mentioned above with a blatant disrespect for all others.
Best wishes,
Ryll
- ad hoc Embassador to the American Empire
PS: The only reason I learned IRC was because my university started to ban torrents (and eventually succeeded, we couldn't connect to the trackers).
EDIT:
Did I forget to mention that we too have an oppressively morally conservative nanny-state of a goverment?