Dear God,
If you really are there, why did you make us humans such pitiful creatures? Why did you make woman so insane, and men so chuvanistic? Why God, WHY?
Why is it that whenever an event happens the people think is super-natural, in a good way, they give you the credit? Why do you suck so bad?
Kill me, please,
Your enemy.
Overall answer: God was boredOriginally Posted by Zidarri the Exile
lolOn Monday night I got the fuckin god of all viruses. Im not even going to explain how many trojans,worms, and how much fuckin spyware I got from one single trojan, and Im not even going to go on about how many hours I spent trying to delete them, then it all came down to the last goddam piece of uber Adware, it was un-deleteable, and so I reformated my computer! OMG!
^ Goddamn, I hate that shit. I want to hang fucking virus and adware makers.
Virus makers are geniuses. I envy them.
Well, I'm still in the army, that one point to bitch about.
the second point is that i still have two more years to be there..
and the third.. it's just that my present commanders are all assholes who aren't qualified to go back home with the weapon, and they still think that they can patronize me by saying that if I don't clean my rifle better than it won't shoot if I happen to meet a terrorist on my home.
honestly, i was almost thinking of throwing it in the sand and then shooting them just to proove that a m-16 A1 (damn the A1, DAMN IT to hell) rifle can still operate though it's a bit dirty.
not to mention thier dusting obsession, I slept a few nights inside a tank, a bit of dust on the floor won't kill me.
I freakin' hate the army, how much more, aug 05?
Got a slice of pizza and amused my friend. That indirectly caused me to miss my train by 10 seconds (literally walking right up the steps when the doors shut). then had to wait an hour in the train station.
got on the train, was delayed leaving 15 minutes. 30 more minutes of delays.
arrived in venice, got on a bus to hurry to the airport. ran in to check my baggage.
wrong airport
hired a cab to run me to the correct airport. traffic: 40 Euro down the drain.
Run into the proper airport terminal, missed the final boarding call by 3 minutes
tried to get a hotel nearby.nothing. all farm and shit.
got back to the airport terminal to try to get a bus back to the city. No buses for the next 3 hours. spent three hours in a deserted airport.
got to the train station, was considering going back home so i could sleep, maybe watch an episode of Mushishi (always gets my spirits up) and all that jazz.
no trains until 1AM, would arrive back at 330, without delays...
go looking for a hotel. only one with rooms that are under 50 Euro for a night
woke up to hear the cleaning ladies yelling and chattering in the hallways. they wouldnt stop even after i asked them. fell back to sleep until 9am.
the cleaning ladies try to come into my room. I say
"Cazzo di Dio! Provo di dormire!! Stupide, maleducate stronze VAFFANCULO!"
meaning
"Cock of God! Im trying to sleep! Stupid, poorly raised (like they have no manners, common sense or respect for others) bitches. Go fuck yourselves in the ass!"
fell back to sleep for an hour. woke up.
cut myself shaving
waiting for a bus at an internet point. lost an entire day in barcelona...
i need a hug...
Humans are different from animals. We must die for a reason. Now is the time for us to regulate ourselves and reclaim our dignity. The one who holds endless potential and displays his strength and kindness to the world. Only mankind has God, a power that allows us to go above and beyond what we are now, a God that we call "possibility".
My brother and I were driving around, listening to AFI, and eating Fritos. He got us lost on I-205 and it took him two&half hours to get us home, when it should have only taken twenty-five mintues.
He wouldn't listen to me, even though I was telling him where to go. He ran a red light 'cause he was to anxious, and almost crashed into an SUV, and when we stopped at a 7-Eleven, the fool realized he didn't have his lights on.
Thi just happened an hour ago.
It had to suck big time from your point of view, Masa, but on the other hand it made an excellent, if cruel, story for the rest of us. So, it's not all bad.
That is without a doubt the most retarded comment I've heard in my entire life.
Lol, Masa's post is a rainbow of unhappy smileys. Don't be sad!
*hugs*
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