The trick is, if you know he's going to make you fall, make sure to land on him. Then you can at least share in the pain, and maybe cushion your fall a little bit in the process.
Also, the latest version of pidgin (formerly gaim) has a slow memory leak, and I was about to watch the final episode of an anime series on the commute home from work, only to discover that the reencoded version of that ep (and only that ep) was badly cropped, losing the subtitles. Now I've gotta reencode it again and watch the ep on the way to work tomorrow instead.