Originally posted by: Mr Squiggles
God, I hate closet geeks! What is a closet geek you say? The kind of guy who sits at home playing video games for hours straight, then reads some of his fantasy/sci-fi books, then watches some anime. But then when you tell him he's a geek, he'll strictly deny it, even though it's painfully obvious. He probably has a full set of DnD rulebooks, but has never played it because consorting with other geeks would also make admit he is one himself, so he reads it alone at night and imagines what it would be like roleplaying. Most of the time, they even look like total geeks, but they try to act all cool like theyre the tough shitsky and they just end up looking like a bunch of idiots. These kinds of guys rarely have any friends, because all the normal kids see through their lame act. This usually causes them to turn emo.
Seriously, if you're a geek, admit it! All the "cool" kids will shun you, but they most probably already do anyways. And now you'll have new friends, who share interests with you. Then you'll be able to experience the joy of attending a lazerquest lockdown, or a lan party, and then you can play some Dnd and try to get all the chicks in the tavern with your buff warrior. Just stop pretending: you're not fooling anyone, not even yourself.